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Do you kill noober?

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Post by wise grimwald »

The first time when I was a Noobie myself, I just walked away, straight into the fight with the assassin in the north. You can imagine what it was like trying to fight that battle with Noober incessantly butting in. I am sure that it was him that caused the deaths of several in my party. You would think that after that I would have killed him every time, but no, I just let him teach me a little patience. I've run out of things to say.
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Polymorph Other, and let him live the rest of his days as the most annoying squirrel in Nashkel! :)
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No way. That free XP is much too valuable at early levels. I usually do all the free quests I can before I even start to look for fights, especially if I am soloing a weak character like a mage. When gibberlings are life-threatening, getting to second level ASAP is a must.
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polymorph other sounds like a plan, are you then chased by a squirrel.
hey ya got nutts
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LOL...would have to take him for sure :laugh:
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Charm Person. Then Noober gets to be the mighty adventurer...until he dies in his first fight with the assassin.
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Post by Patrick »

think i have done that too.
ANy other combination of spells any of you may of tried?
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Post by sinbad71 »

most definitely kill him,the 300 xp is not worth the annoyance factor. Besides,a little indescriminate carnage is most gratifying! :D
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I dropped my weapons once and just started punching him senseless...
"Korax thinks you look very tasty today...
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Pellinore wrote:I dropped my weapons once and just started punching him senseless...
A perfectly reasonable choice. I prefer using magic, because you can see it hit, and it's very effective. I think we should be awarded both experience and a local medal for killing him. He is, after all, a form of vermin.
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Indeed, I think it can be argued that his slaying is for the greater good of the Sword Coast ;)
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Post by Sator »

What would happen if Noober ever met with some of the most famous heroes/villains of fantasy? (not limited to Faerun/FR). Let me start it off:

Noober meets Demogorgon:

- Hey ya! Are you a demon?
- FOOL! I AM THE PRINCE OF DEMONS!
- Oooooh.. So is there a princess of demons?
- DIE, ANNOYING MORTAL!
*Demogorgon: Casts Finger of Death: Noober*
*Noober: Save vs Death 0+20*
*Demogorgon: Spell Ineffective*
- So do you live in a palace?
- WHAT? DO YOU NOT FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE?
- So why are demons evil?
- ...
- Can i be a demon?
- ...?!?!...
- Can i pull your tail?
- ............. WHAT?
- So why do you have two heads?
*Demogorgon: Casts: Gate*
A Pit Fiend appears.
*Noober: Aura of Dismissal: Pit Fiend*
Pit Fiend: Banished.
- Ooooooh was that your friend? Was he a demon too?
*Demogorgon: Casts Suicide Without Error: Demogorgon*
Demogorgon: Dies.
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