The Bear and the Rabbit
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking
down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog
had never seen another animal in all his life.
By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have
for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop.
The frog said, 'Because you are the only two animals I have
seen, I will grant you both three wishes...Bear, you go first.'
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was said,
'I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female.'
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity
of the rabbit wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. 'Well, I wish that all the
bears in the next forest were female as well.' Rabbit asked for
a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine.
The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid
things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the
motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then
said, 'I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female.'
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said,
'I wish that the bear was gay...'
The Bear and the Rabbit
LMAO 
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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