You know you've played too much Baldur's Gate 2...

RPG Guy (sorta) · Post by **RPG Guy (sorta)** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:20 am

No joke. I'm doing the Korgan thing all the time. Using lots of "nays" and "wee's" in my sentences.

Example, "I'll nay be going to see that new Jim Carey horror flick tonight".

That and I'm always threatening to split people's faces with my axe. They don't seem to like that much for some reason.

Onkel Bob · Post by **Onkel Bob** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:46 am

You search for secret doors behind paintings at the local bar... Oh and if you find one you don't go in because your cleric isn't there tonight.

Nihil_Nisi_Mors · Post by **Nihil_Nisi_Mors** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:10 am

When you try (without success

) to cast a Time Stop during a mathematical analysis exam so that you could have just a little more time to solve some nasty integral...

When you start thinking on how many dimension doors would you need to cast to get on time at campus...

When you try to imagine what would people say as you go out with your robe of Vecna...

Or when you are waiting that at every corner of the city for ambushes from bandits and/or slavers...

RPG Guy (sorta) · Post by **RPG Guy (sorta)** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:13 am

When you understand what the hell any of this mumbo jumbo means:

Tutu Mod Compatibility and Order of Install - The Gibberlings Three Forums

I asked for some MOD advise in another thread and, many thanks to the guy who gave me the link (much appreciated dude), but hell...it's just looks like a Bulgarian recipe for meatballs once you scroll down a bit.

There is no way I will ever understand all that crap and the guys at G3 should be shot for writing it strictly in dork code.

Celacena · Post by **Celacena** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:45 am

playing too much

that you try to resell stolen gear back to the owner time after time and never expect to get caught

Pellinore · Post by **Pellinore** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:55 pm

...when you get that weird look from your boss as you try to cast Charm Person on him whilst he is giving you your review...

...when you try to cast Horror to get rid of all those annoying jerks at work who pounce upon you first thing in the morning even before you hit the time clock...

...When your boss orders you to do something and you respond with "Yes, yes. A standard tactic that".

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:08 am

When you start considering buildings like old castles, astrology centers or backrooms of cafés for your personal stronghold

When you start guessing what the aligment is of people you know or movie characters

When you retain yourself from using magic in public because you haven't yet purchased a magic license. Silly you! This is the real world, there are no Cowled Enforcers here!:laugh:

Pellinore wrote:...When your boss orders you to do something and you respond with "Yes, yes. A standard tactic that".

WanderingIvie · Post by **WanderingIvie** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:16 pm

fable wrote:No, Jaheira does that throughout BG1. But definitely not in BG2, so this doesn't belong here.

Actually, she does it once in a banter with Mazzy

You know you've played too much when: You don't have a pet hamster: you have a pet miniature giant space hamster.

You try to resolve awkward silences by thinking "CTRL-I!"

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:53 am

Elessar-NWN wrote:When you look in your "Journal" to see what you need to do next.

When you raw up 3 or 4 converation options in your head whilst talking.

I actually do those two things...

You know you've played too much Baldur's Gate 2 when you use phrase "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THEY EYES!"
yes, I use that in few forums...

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:19 am

You know you've played too much Baldur's Gate 2 when you're sitting in a bar, being bored, and you take out your big scimitar to slaughter everyone in the room, then casually returning to your drink. After a few sips you'll sheepishly realise that you can't reload...

QuenGalad · Post by **QuenGalad** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:25 am

You know you've played too much Baldur's Gate 2 when, every time your lover tells you someting nice, you strain your hearing for the romance background-music...

... and then you think you should have made a quicksave, so you could reload and choose different responses to see his/her reaction to them...

Master Darren · Post by **Master Darren** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:56 am

You know you've played to much when your about to get jumped by some ruffians and you attempt to pause to cast a spell