The daily rummage

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:09 am

Since I am the miniature Grunt who resides in the rucksacks of Vixen *and* Waverly (hey, I'm magical, I can teleport between the 2) I will share with you the sordid little secrets they have picked up along their gruelling and arduous lives.

And I have 99% in pick pockets so no-one is safe

Today:

Vixen - A nude photo of Russell Crowe
Waverly - A nude photo of Russell Crowe

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Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Thu May 10, 2001 3:18 am

LMAO...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 3:24 am

LOL Grunt.

Let's hear some more.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu May 10, 2001 3:34 am

Grunt-LMAO

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 3:47 am

Wait, there's more pics here in Vixen's pack. Why its a picture of a young lady inspecting Mr Crowe's groinal area. And here's one of Mr Crowe behind the young girl, bending her over, and flapping his arms like an Albatros. Heavens, there are an awful lot of these degrading photos...

What else do we have in Waverly's pack? Hmm, a camera. A rather nice one too.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 5:15 am

Um, Vix, maybe it's time you put some sort of 'silence' spell on that little imp of yours..

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:13 am

Grunt...you promised you wouldn't tell..!

You won't be so familiar once I've caught up with you.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:15 am

Heh heh. More interesting rummaging tomorrow folks

<looks like Russell has been doing some rummaging of his own

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 1:48 am

OK, what's in the bags today?

Vixen: slippers with little pom-poms on the end.
Waverly: an FBI identity card and some alien DNA.

And I pickpocketed Flagg: extra long shoelaces marked "In case of emotional turmoil"

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Fri May 11, 2001 3:45 am

* Vixen pours alien DNA over GB, ties him up with Flagg's shoelaces (exactly why does he need them?) and puts him into one of her furry slippers (sorry GB- no pom poms- you're blind as well as slippery). She then lobs him into the sunset.*

*Waverly applauds*

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 5:19 am

To hang himself with when the going gets tough.

Mini-Grunt teleports to safety in Waverly's pack *vapwing*

Mini-Grunt soils Waverly's pack in excitement *whizz*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 5:22 am

I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, GB. But I am too lazy to run out for Purina Sabretooth Cat Food, so I am going to use my familiar for this purpose... no crying

die like the miniature imp-man that you are...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 5:49 am

Mini-Grunt wails like a girl and teleports to Big-Grunt's backpack *fapunk*

What's this? Waverly's credit cards? Woo-hoo... awww, they're all fake.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 7:56 am

Smilodon comes running as Grunt performs his final duty a Waverly’s familiar:

Thanks Grunt. That saved me a trip to the store…

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 7:58 am

ROFL

You missed me, that was one of Vixen's slippers. I've plenty more rummaging left in me.

Nice p*ssy.

EDIT - sheesh! can't I say that?

LOL

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:09 am

LOL Grunt and Waverly

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:11 am

T'lainya-Good morning,o fair and lovely one

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:12 am

Good morning Brink

How are you today?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:19 am

Morning T'.

Shall I rummage in your pack too?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:22 am

T'lainya-I'm doing fine,o fair and lovely one

.Any plans for the weekend?