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The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back

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The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back

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The Trailer: Commercial... Bang, Bonk! Your evil twin fondles your girlfriend... Zip!.. Commercial... Light-saber ballet... Commercial... Twinblade Hero Doll croaks, "I am your father, Dammit"... commercial... lots of chili... Commercial...


Get your popcorn and... go!

...Darkness is dispelled. You look around and...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
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.... MY GOD! What a hangover! Well it is prferable to the hangunder you might have gotten in the first part but you realise that your life needs sorting out. You evil twin has kidnapped you girlfriend and locked her in a special post proff castle that wan't become vulnerable til post 100! But more immediate concerns press. Like who is this, why the pizza box and what happened.....
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I'm confused.. :confused:
[INDENT]'..tolerance when fog rolls in clouds unfold your selfless wings feathers that float from arabesque pillows I sold to be consumed by the snow white cold if only the plaster could hold withstand the flam[url="http://bit.ly/foT0XQ"]e[/url] then this fountain torch would know no shame and be outstripped only by the sun that burns with the glory and honor of your..'[/INDENT]
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...to Tricky. At that moment you realize that the confusion is contagious. You must find an antidote or perish! There is only one thing to do...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
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...You quickly open a box marked DANGER DON'T OPEN, only to find...
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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....Whip out your mortar and pestle and combine demon eye, angel dust and the foot of the easter rabbit to make a cure confustion potion. now if only you knew where to get those....
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^ last threat should have been above fables... it makes sense....


..... angel dust! now where could you get the other 2 ingredients
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... those... you forgot the name of the thingy... what is in this box btw? You are accustomed to face the danger so you open the box... there is the thingy!... Smells good...
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....Which indicates it's off. While thinking about this a robot wearing a black suit walks up to you and says.....
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Yeah, yeah, very nice and all, but now a few words from our sponsors:

Haven't you always wanted to be a superhero? (: eek: Yes! Yes!)

Well now you can, with our Superhero Peanut Butter! (: speech: Wow!)

Shut up and go buy some! (: ) Yes Sir!)

(Now back to your lame old story ...)
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..."Hey, I got some good stuff here. Interested? It is right over there..." You desperately need your ingredients so you decide to follow the strange robot...
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.....Annoyed at the interuption you pull out your micro saber and proceed to scrap the robot for his lame ad.

After doing that you realise that, that that, that that that proceed was not needed and you had wandered off the path and fallen down a rabbit hole, to find.....
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... that the robot was in fact just some poor kid dressed up as a Transformer. Torn by remorse, you ...
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.... wipe it off your mind (you will have night mares about it in a couple of posts) and reconcile your self that he was probaly going to be a mormon. Back to the rabbit hole you notice.....
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...your last ingredient: the MANDRAKE ROOT!!!...
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... that the nightmares have already begun to haunt you ...
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... or perhaps it was mandrake root...
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.... wondering how you got the last ingredient that wasn't even mentioned before the 2nd and 3rd you seize the root only to have the 200 foot tall mandrake jump up and .....
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...turn into your second ingredient -- whatever it was...
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... present itself to you as the true Messiah ...
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