The Trailer: Commercial... Bang, Bonk! Your evil twin fondles your girlfriend... Zip!.. Commercial... Light-saber ballet... Commercial... Twinblade Hero Doll croaks, "I am your father, Dammit"... commercial... lots of chili... Commercial...
Get your popcorn and... go!
...Darkness is dispelled. You look around and...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
.... MY GOD! What a hangover! Well it is prferable to the hangunder you might have gotten in the first part but you realise that your life needs sorting out. You evil twin has kidnapped you girlfriend and locked her in a special post proff castle that wan't become vulnerable til post 100! But more immediate concerns press. Like who is this, why the pizza box and what happened.....
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...You quickly open a box marked DANGER DON'T OPEN, only to find...
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
....Whip out your mortar and pestle and combine demon eye, angel dust and the foot of the easter rabbit to make a cure confustion potion. now if only you knew where to get those....
... those... you forgot the name of the thingy... what is in this box btw? You are accustomed to face the danger so you open the box... there is the thingy!... Smells good...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
..."Hey, I got some good stuff here. Interested? It is right over there..." You desperately need your ingredients so you decide to follow the strange robot...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
.....Annoyed at the interuption you pull out your micro saber and proceed to scrap the robot for his lame ad.
After doing that you realise that, that that, that that that proceed was not needed and you had wandered off the path and fallen down a rabbit hole, to find.....
.... wipe it off your mind (you will have night mares about it in a couple of posts) and reconcile your self that he was probaly going to be a mormon. Back to the rabbit hole you notice.....
.... wondering how you got the last ingredient that wasn't even mentioned before the 2nd and 3rd you seize the root only to have the 200 foot tall mandrake jump up and .....