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100 crazy things to do before you die

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That's not crazy. That's smart.

87. Throwing pretzels at Bush's head while jumping around naked and making monkey noises.
[INDENT]'..tolerance when fog rolls in clouds unfold your selfless wings feathers that float from arabesque pillows I sold to be consumed by the snow white cold if only the plaster could hold withstand the flam[url="http://bit.ly/foT0XQ"]e[/url] then this fountain torch would know no shame and be outstripped only by the sun that burns with the glory and honor of your..'[/INDENT]
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Actually, the following would require that you are member of Finnish metal band Sonata Arctica...

88) Have gig with Iron Maiden, you as supporting band. Start the concert by Sonata Arctica's live version of song called Black Sheep
We're not Iron Maiden, and we're not from England
we are Sonata, we come from Finland.
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89. Go to a peformance by a very respected classical pianist in a big soundly music hall, and sneak in a small bottle of Coca Cola and a megaphone. When the pianist is reaching the beautiful, mesmerizing climax of a very delicate piece, take a good sip of the cola, wait a moment, and then burp as loud as you can through the megaphone. Just think of the great echoing sound quality that would give! Sit near an exit though, because you probably will have to run after that.
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TheAmazingOopah wrote:89. Go to a peformance by a very respected classical pianist in a big soundly music hall, and sneak in a small bottle of Coca Cola and a megaphone. When the pianist is reaching the beautiful, mesmerizing climax of a very delicate piece, take a good sip of the cola, wait a moment, and then burp as loud as you can through the megaphone. Just think of the great echoing sound quality that would give! Sit near an exit though, because you probably will have to run after that.
90. After burping, shout throught the megaphone: "BOORIIING!" Then, run away... :D
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Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
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Kipi wrote:90. After burping, shout throught the megaphone: "BOORIIING!" Then, run away... :D
I see that you understand what I mean, sir. :D

91. This you can only do when you are a very respected classical solo musician: Play a very delicate piece of music with which you just enchant the entire audience, and when you're reaching that beautiful, mesmerizing, absolutely perfect climax... just stop playing and walk out of the room.

92. Or, alternatively: you've just reached that beautiful highpoint, and you suddenly stop playing and say to your audience: "You know, I'm getting pretty sick of this music. I know! Let's put on some party music!", and pull off your suit in two easy moves to reveal that you are actually dressed as... Party Boy!! Then put on your party music, get off the stage and start dancing against your audience members in your speedo. This might damage your career...
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93. Tie Fable down and force him to watch endless StarTrek reruns... the originals showing William Shatner in all of his unadulterated intergalactic glory :p

94. Find Lady Dragonfly a job writing Hallmark Greeting Cards.. to show that you truly care :D
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95. Walk through Rotterdam wearing an Ajax shirt.
[INDENT]'..tolerance when fog rolls in clouds unfold your selfless wings feathers that float from arabesque pillows I sold to be consumed by the snow white cold if only the plaster could hold withstand the flam[url="http://bit.ly/foT0XQ"]e[/url] then this fountain torch would know no shame and be outstripped only by the sun that burns with the glory and honor of your..'[/INDENT]
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96. Become a Hitman. :p
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97. Convince DesR85 to play an 'Island Hopping' shooter. :p
[INDENT]'..tolerance when fog rolls in clouds unfold your selfless wings feathers that float from arabesque pillows I sold to be consumed by the snow white cold if only the plaster could hold withstand the flam[url="http://bit.ly/foT0XQ"]e[/url] then this fountain torch would know no shame and be outstripped only by the sun that burns with the glory and honor of your..'[/INDENT]
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98. attempt to walk through airport security's metal detector in a suit of armor.
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99. Bet all your money on one number on the roulette wheel.
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100) Post the number 100 in [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/100-crazy-things-to-do-before-you-die-89937-post951190.html#post951190"]100 crazy things to do before you die[/url] :D
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101: Count with Aegis :D
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102. Change the thread to 1000 crazy things to do before you die.
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103. And get to 1000 :S
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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1003. Fool the mods into accepting this thing!
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AmpaSand wrote:1003. Fool the mods into accepting this thing!
104) Fool Buck himself to do that... :D
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105. try not to think on how long it will take to get to 1000
:D Smile.... That way they wont know what your thinking :p

[QUOTE=Tricky;990202]I can't really tell if I can't read that because I'm too drunk or because you are. :p [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Claudius;990251]Lets hope it was both of us :) [/QUOTE]
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106) See if the mods, who have been very patient, will actually keep open this thread if another attempt to make this a numbers game shows up.

107) Start a new thread without numbers, when the mods close this one.

Up to you, guys. ;)
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.... Discard the numbers and just use one post per thing and use the auto post counter.....
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