Something or another wars episode V: The spam comes back

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:36 pm

*Makes the 501st post.*

This is a glorious victory for the re-established spam empire. I believe drinks are in order. And Top Hats, we need a more fitting attire. I demand the biggest hat.

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:18 pm

Captain!, Sarge! Private?! thank goodness you're all here! we incounter heavy resistance and made very little progress.

Sinister · Post by **Sinister** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:54 pm

The sinister enemy has arrived!:devil:

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:06 am

Oh hey sinister, yes he's over there capt no not the evil looking dude that just turned up the other one, no capt, not sinister, the other one, behind him.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:22 am

You got it. *Starts firing at the enemy. Enemy fell dead seconds later* Threat neutralised.

P.S. I ran into two enemies taking a leak on my way to you and plugged them both before moving on. They didn't know what hit them.

Sinister · Post by **Sinister** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:43 am

I can only be neutralised with a strong base!

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:48 pm

*pours a bottle of ammonia on sinister's head*

I knew chemistry would come in handy somewhere...

Sinister · Post by **Sinister** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:06 pm

triline beta wrote:*pours a bottle of ammonia on sinister's head*

I knew chemistry would come in handy somewhere...

It sure feels nice to be neutral for a change.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:43 pm

My Chemistry teacher is a legend. He has a goatee. He's also a Jedi.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:40 pm

Sinister wrote:I can only be neutralised with a strong base!

Huh? What are you talking about? You made of titanium or something?

Magelord wrote: My Chemistry teacher is a legend. He has a goatee. He's also a Jedi.

Wow. Now that's heavy duty stuff.

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:11 pm

Sir! atom reinforcements incoming! Wait looks like one of them got hit and lost an electron

*radio*
&: Did you get hit?
Atom: Yes!
&: Are you sure?
Atom: I'm positive!

He's down!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:11 pm

Magelord648 wrote:My Chemistry teacher is a legend. He has a goatee. He's also a Jedi.

How is he as a teacher?

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:37 pm

I once had a science teacher with a goatee, he left for wales or some other place in england. The goatee was bleached as well as his eyebrows and he had tatoos on his arms, Mr williams was him name anybody know him?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:53 pm

AmpaSand wrote:I once had a science teacher with a goatee, he left for wales or some other place in england. The goatee was bleached as well as his eyebrows and he had tatoos on his arms, Mr williams was him name anybody know him?

Well, Grace Williams was an excellent Welsh composer, but she never had a goatee, and I don't believe she ever taught science, much less chemistry.

I have no information regarding any tattoos she may or may not have possessed.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:44 am

fable wrote:How is he as a teacher?

He's brilliant. He's just one of those teachers that makes stuff fun and understands boring schools can get. He can also take a joke.

For example my friend was sporting his styling Llama fur hat when the teacher said "Why do you have a dead animal on your head?" Referring to MR J's goatee my friend replied "Why do you have a dead animal on your face?" Any other teacher would've thrown him in detention but instead he just laughed and took it as it was meant.

And although it's top set some of the stupider people managed to slip in and he managed to push their grades right up.

But the coolest thing is the goatee.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:59 am

I'm sorry, but being disrespectful was anything but cool in my vocabulary...

... then again, maybe, just maybe, such a thing or context isn't being disrespectful on your side of the world.

Sinister · Post by **Sinister** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:11 am

Such a thing or context isn't being disrespectful in a familiar relationship.

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:24 am

Maharlika wrote:I'm sorry, but being disrespectful was anything but cool in my vocabulary...

... then again, maybe, just maybe, such a thing or context isn't being disrespectful on your side of the world.

If we're talking about the teacher here it wasn't disrespect. It was just a joke. All it was about was making people laugh. It wasn't meant to be disrespectful, It wasn't taken as disrespectful therefore it wasn't disrespectful.

Sinister · Post by **Sinister** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:11 pm

Sir! atom reinforcements incoming! Wait looks like one of them got hit and lost an electron

*radio*
&: Did you get hit?
Atom: Yes!
&: Are you sure?
Atom: I'm positive!

He's down!

General Uranium must hear of this!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:43 pm

Sinister wrote:Such a thing or context isn't being disrespectful in a familiar relationship.

Of course.

But then there is a saying that familiarity breeds contempt.

Magelord648 wrote:If we're talking about the teacher here it wasn't disrespect. It was just a joke. All it was about was making people laugh. It wasn't meant to be disrespectful, It wasn't taken as disrespectful therefore it wasn't disrespectful.

Fair enough. Hey, if the teacher wasn't offended by such a remark, and if that's the kind of culture that pervades in your school, then that's fine.

All what I'm trying to point out is that in our side of the world, we give a whole lot of respect to teachers and that we would find it distasteful to say such things.

And yes, even if it was meant to be a joke or a venue to lighten up on things.