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The Strangest, Part Deux: The Evil Twin Strikes Back

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....and you feel that you're getting shorter by the minute. You come across a pool and when you look at your reflection, your face is not there, but it's the face of a dog. Stunned at this outcome, you try to fiddle around with the armband but to no avail, as it only works on humans. Desperate to find a way to turn yourself back, you.....
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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...turn around and notice your fluffy wagging tail. Unable to resist a powerful instinct, you start chasing it. Somehow, it seems far more important than ARRRF! finding a way to Rrrrrr-reclaim your WOOF! WOOF! humanity...
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At that precise moment, a small feline shape materializes from the surrounding air. It stretches, displaying a wiry, yet sensual, form, and then proceeds to wind its way around a nearby tree. The tree, rough and knotted, produces a pleasing sensation... and a loud, insistent purr begins to emanate from the creature.

Suddenly, your tail is far less interesting...
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...and you feel another powerful instinct raising its dark head somewhere deep in your furry body, something primal and irresistible that raises your hackles and makes your mouth dry: your doggish prejudice against cats.

You say indignantly, "Ahem...er...um... Miss? Just what do you think you are doing, rubbing like that against this tree, anyway? Let's make it clear: this is MY tree and I'm gonna mark it for you right now. You'd better go, 'cause I'm allergic to cats."

You raise your hind leg and smugly mark the tree...
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....and suddenly, that feline lunges at you and starts swiping at you with her claws. You reacted back and a large fight ensues until the feline gave up the fight and ran away. You won the battle, but you are left with serious wounds all over your body. Licking your wounds did not help much. You have to find a way to heal your wounds but with no settlement in sight, all hope fades away.....
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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...suddenly you hear a somewhat familiar voice, "Hey, look at this ugly mutt! Probably a stray. I'm gonna take you home, flea bag. A present for my new girlfriend, heh heh. Hold on, stinker". You open one of your swollen eyes and see your evil twin. You faint.

When you recover consciousness, you find yourself, bandaged, lying down in a soft dog bed. There is a nice collar around your neck and a dish with some dog food on the floor next to you. You think, "Purina... Not bad".

After dinner, you start contemplating revenge. To bite or not to bite?

At that moment, the door opens and your evil twin's girlfriend comes in, with a Stretchy Monkey Doggy Toy in hands. No, wait, it is YOUR girlfriend!!!!!

You faint again...
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Upon waking you notice the delicious aroma of aged steak wafting toward you, and momentarily overcome with gratitude you begin to drool...
It does not take long to dawn, however, that the steak is not for you...No.. you are still relegated to Purina, which suddenly seems much less appealing.
Indeed.. your evil twin and your girlfriend are sitting down to a romantic, candlelit dinner..

You contemplate your options..
Finally, although other possibilities are tempting, you run toward the door, scraping and whining with urgent desperation..
It was so much easier when you just had to cross two legs as opposed to four.
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...yes, but while you would be satisfying your natural needs in the backyard, your evil twin would be satisfying his with your girlfriend. What a terrible thought! You think about love. Your only option in that regard is the Stretchy Monkey... not that anything is terribly wrong about it... hm... actually...

Anyway, the evil twin must be stopped. You saunter towards the table, carefully aim at your evil twin's legs and attend to your needs. Ahh... feels real good.

You hear your girlfriend saying, "Poor Fido is just nervous"...
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.....She grabs a rod, points it at you and activated it. A bolt shot out of the rod, electrocuting you. You fell unconscious. When you regain consciousness, you found yourself in a metal cage. Desperate to find a way out, you....
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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...you suddenly realize that the curse is weakening, probably due to your multiple fainting spells. You are shedding a lot of hair now, and your body is getting bigger. You are shapeshifting. But something goes wrong with the metamorphose... Terribly wrong...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
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..... You find yourself growing bigger and as a result, you managed to break free from your cage. You noticed that something isn't right and when upon glancing at your own reflection at the mirror, you saw yourself as ugly and sporting a single massive eye. You are now a Cyclops, a large, one-eyed giant. Screaming in fright, you ran away from the camp, flattening everything in your path until.....
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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...you realize that now is the perfect time to show your evil twin who the real Boss is. You turn back and jog towards the twin's headquarters. Hm, it is a bit uncomfortable running naked like that, even if you are a Cyclops. On the other hand, let Her see what she is missing out on.

Having just one eye, you suffer from lack of depth perception: everything is 2-Dimensional, like in the older PC games. Will you be able to fight in 2D? And the resolution is so low... You spot your twin -- he consists of 3x5 pixels...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
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