Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

Kilroy · Post by **Kilroy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:41 pm

All the stuff about the blue mushroom quest. Everything everyone says is funny.

u get owned · Post by **u get owned** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:06 pm

lol

:laugh:lol i think that the way he sais sh*t when u hav 2 open tha demon dor and u type S-H-I-T and 2 balverines come and also when u do it a 2nd time:laugh:i also laughed wen my frend tried to get maried and tried every girl in oakvale and bowerstone south and the only ppl in the whole game were men that fancied him he got so pissed off lmao:laugh:

britishblondie · Post by **britishblondie** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:16 pm

Oh, playing Fable is like watching a comedy, it really is! I have a few of my favorite moments. I must say, at the end (spoiler!) if you are evil and you kill the Guildmaster, he talks about how he's not just "an old man" and you tackle him to the ground and hit him once and he is limp and lifeless after no effort what-so-ever. All of his boasts mean nothing! lol! The first time this happened to me, i was laughing my ass off because its so sudden, your character doesnt listen to a word he says, and all his macho words did nothing for him

I must admit though, when you defeat the guards in the mission where you are thrown in the jail cell a lot of them say "its just a flesh wound!" when you attack them. Very Monty Python-ish!

Murren · Post by **Murren** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:34 am

Well I like the dances, they make me chuckle. And currently, I'm makeing a video for Youtube. Haddaway - What is love? playing and a montauge of my charcter danceing. It's ganna be funny.

Drunkside · Post by **Drunkside** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:34 am

Absolutely the lesson you get when giving the bowerstone teacher the sock method book....

And the graves.. They stole it from gothic but whatever, its a lot better in fable..

Batos · Post by **Batos** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:42 am

Beating Whisper with a stick(after beating her getting the Katana, beating her with the Katana then realizing I could get more strength exp if I beat her with a stick)

Oh and beating that apprentice's race record, and his friend trying to console the guy by saying at least you have the biggest head, "no I don't!"

Oh then beating up Maze(while still a teen) after beating up the innkeeper.

G-Sus · Post by **G-Sus** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:42 pm

Adrick wrote:I laughed rather hard when my hero married a prostitute from the brothel.

how'd you pull that one off? i didnt think u could get them to follow u

Lagaan · Post by **Lagaan** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:36 pm

Blue mushroom quest. The two guys at lookout point are hilarious but the best line is said by the child- "Nothing is real, we're all just pixels and our brains are just numbers!"

caption · Post by **caption** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:27 pm

one of the graves in the lychfield graveyard names read "Capt' J. Sparrow"

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:24 am

Oh yeah, that is not the only one. The notes on all those headstones are hilarious. :laugh:

jacktheripper · Post by **jacktheripper** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:48 am

Something that makes me laugh is when I put turncoat on the guard following me and then beat up villagers. Hes like "stop, thats wrong!!" but can do nothing about it.

Oh and btw, if anyone wants to try this, go to hook coast or Oakvavle (anywhere weapons are not allowed out) and walk up to a guard, take your sword out, put it back, repeat until he turns against you. Then just cast turncoat (you can only do it to enemies) and walk around, he should be killing villagers left to right, no fines for you (or evil points).

badboyd22 · Post by **badboyd22** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:29 pm

jacktheripper wrote:Something that makes me laugh is when I put turncoat on the guard following me and then beat up villagers. Hes like "stop, thats wrong!!" but can do nothing about it.

Thats so (wonderfully) ebil

Dance puppet, dance!

I just discoverd I could put down the whole bandit camp with my bear hands.
No weapons used.
Found it pretty funny that all those bandits coudlt stop me

Both parts of the camp

(I did not use phys shield, only bright plate armor, holy helm, and fist attack, and 1 health augemt)

Eric V · Post by **Eric V** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:32 pm

i liked the crypt that would not let you in unless u were fat. i mean if u were to fat u might not be able to fit in the door

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:54 pm

Eric V wrote:i liked the crypt that would not let you in unless u were fat. i mean if u were to fat u might not be able to fit in the door

For that to happen you would have to be huge and round. Literally.

Another thing that was hilarious was a guard telling his colleagues that "It's only a flesh wound", a second before all of them got creamed by my enflame spell. :laugh:

swcarter · Post by **swcarter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:44 pm

Post deleted. Please keep this thread on topic.

SWC

Brzostek · Post by **Brzostek** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:02 am

Wow, I just read all of these replies and I'm surprised.

I've got to say the thing that makes me smile the most is when you simply bump into a man carrying a box, he trips, drops it, and it smashes. It's even funnier if you're famous and he'll just stand there and cheer for you.

Like said by many, the graves are awesome. But you can't forget the pimp hat.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:51 am

Brzostek wrote:I've got to say the thing that makes me smile the most is when you simply bump into a man carrying a box, he trips, drops it, and it smashes. It's even funnier if you're famous and he'll just stand there and cheer for you.

Or asks you for a wedding ring. :mischief:

Maggot012390 · Post by **Maggot012390** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:25 pm

i have 2 say the part where you have 2 collect the 3 souls and u pick the guild master and towards the end and i quote "i am not a deffencelles old man, i have more power than u can possi....me ending it with a back hand laying him out then stabing him on the ground lolz...gets me everytime

Fire Monkey · Post by **Fire Monkey** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:22 pm

Getting Lady Grey Wasted

I think I only need to give Lady Grey one or two beers before she starts acting and saying hilarious things.

Kinda funny how she'll mumble, "If he thinks I'm going to clean his damn boots...", and then the next day she'll greet me with, "Hello hubby!"

Juggernaut · Post by **Juggernaut** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:13 pm

" I thought you said he'd get the Fire Heart even if he got us all killed? I heard you! "

" Shhhh! "