Familiar Sold...

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:25 am

Evil little imp up for grabs. Anybody want to bid for him? I'm open to all offers.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:26 am

Sorry he's your's...keep him

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:27 am

I'm open to all offers.

We know, we've seen the pics

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:30 am

I'll give you a dried pea for him.
But, you have to put him in a glass jar.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:31 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
We know, we've seen the pics

Looks to see if wife is around..... What is this about 'offers'

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:35 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
We know, we've seen the pics

Shut it (g)impboy. You're not selling yourself. You should be sweet, demure and quiet.

Now...about that dried pea. I'm sure I can squash overfamiliar here into a jar.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:37 am

Originally posted by vixen:
Shut it (g)impboy. You're not selling yourself. You should be sweet, demure and quiet.

Now...about that dried pea. I'm sure I can squash overfamiliar here into a jar.

LMAO
Is he potty trained??

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:42 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
LMAO
Is he potty trained??

Do you really have to ask that question? I'm sure you know the answer.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:43 am

If he's in a jar why does he need to be potty train???

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:44 am

Originally posted by vixen:
Do you really have to ask that question? I'm sure you know the answer.

Make sure you really stuff him the jar. I don't want him peeing all over the place.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:50 am

Originally posted by craig:
If he's in a jar why does he need to be potty train???

So he doesn't pickle himself in his own urine. I might just catheterise him instead.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:55 am

Originally posted by vixen:
So he doesn't pickle himself in his own urine. I might just catheterise him instead.

LOL hang the bag outside the jar.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 10:27 am

LMAO Vix. You can always have him put down if he is unwanted

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 10, 2001 10:30 am

Should we assume he's been neutered?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 10:35 am

Originally posted by fable:
Should we assume he's been neutered?

Even if he has, I still wouldn't get too close.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 11:47 am

I wish he had been. He has this fascination with breasts.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:10 pm

so he's between 11-21 then

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:16 pm

Originally posted by craig:
so he's between 11-21 then

Unfortunately the obsession goes on for much longer than that.

*Ouch. Get off you ****!*

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:27 pm

Tenagers are 11-21 and.... need i finish the sentence?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:33 pm

@vixen: Why do you want to sell him?