Starwars Jokes

Revans mask · Post by **Revans mask** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:56 am

The idea is to come up with the best Starwars jokes.

Im a brown haired Wookie wearing leopard boots. What am I?

Im the most ugliest looking wookie on the planet:laugh:

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:47 pm

Since this thread isn't really about the game KotOR I moved it here.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:50 pm

Is this for Star Wars jokes, as in jokes about people who think incessantly about Star Wars? Because I've seen some of those people, and I don't think it's fair to laugh at them. It's best to treat them kindly, usually with some forum of laudanum, so that with luck, time and care they can make it through withdrawal.

AvatarOfLight · Post by **AvatarOfLight** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:54 pm

Q: How many KOTOR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 200 to post repetitive threads with massive fonts and ye-olde's-instant-eye-rotting colors on GameBanshee and 1 to actually change the lightbulb through use of the Force. In vain I might add...

joebob · Post by **joebob** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:08 pm

luke wakes up one morning to see snow had covered the lawn overnight. upon further investigation he found the words "luke sucks" written in urine across his lawn. infuriated, he immediately called the local police.
when the inspector arrived he took a sample of the urine and some photos of the crime scene. luke was told the mystery would be solved in just a few days.
when the inspector called, luke was told that there was some bad news, and some really terrible news.
apparently the urine was han's. but the terrible part, the handwriting was leia's.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:57 am

AvatarOfLight wrote:...ye-olde's-instant-eye-rotting colors...

Mah posts in teal and I like him...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:25 am

Vicsun wrote:Mah posts in teal and I like him...

I would like Mah even if he posted in rum baba. But I don't think I'd like Star Wars any better if I was drunk than if I was sober.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:00 am

fable wrote: But I don't think I'd like Star Wars any better if I was drunk than if I was sober.

Who could tell anymore?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:06 pm

Obsidian wrote:Who could tell anymore?

You mean, whether I'm drunk or sober, after having spent 7 years here, or whether Star Wars is worth doing more than laughing at?

Or both?

Revans mask · Post by **Revans mask** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:19 am

Heres anothers joke. Its not that funny like the first

What do you call a Hawk on weels?

The Ebon Hawk...

Revans mask · Post by **Revans mask** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:23 am

What do you call Darth Revan at night time?

Darth Black

Revans mask · Post by **Revans mask** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:25 am

fable wrote:You mean, whether I'm drunk or sober, after having spent 7 years here, or whether Star Wars is worth doing more than laughing at?

Or both?

I know. I love starwars, but I like kotor series better

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:13 pm

Please don't put successive material in different posts.

Use the EDIT button under the last post you've made to add to it.

-For the rest, I found myself laughing hysterically at just how silly the dialog, characters, and plotting was in the first Star Wars film, which I finally switched off after 45 minutes. Caught 15 minutes of Star Wars II: same reaction. Found the games bland and linear, though KotoR2 was better written than its predecessor, by far. (It was also clearly not finished. Prolonged applause for the non-professional team that has set out to finish what LucasArts wouldn't pay for.)

More jokes? Let's see:

How many Star Wars films does it take to fix a light bulb in a theater? Answer: All of them. You have to stack a lot of cans of celluloid before a janitor can get high enough to swear at the bulb.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:55 pm

But...but...but...what about the great Anakin/Padme romance dialogue?

My thought was that they should have just ripped off Romeo and Juliet, it would have been equally original and been far smoother than the crap they ended up with.

GawainBS · Post by **GawainBS** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:39 am

AvatarOfLight wrote:Q: How many KOTOR fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 200 to post repetitive threads with massive fonts and ye-olde's-instant-eye-rotting colors on GameBanshee and 1 to actually change the lightbulb through use of the Force. In vain I might add...

I have no idea what you're referring to. :laugh:

AvatarOfLight · Post by **AvatarOfLight** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:10 am

Revans mask wrote:What do you call Darth Revan at night time?

Darth Black

You should do stand up comedy, really.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:36 pm

@Fable

I was referring to you sobriety, but Star Wars fandom is a bit intense.
Lil bit scary.

Not as bad as Live Action Roleplaying though.

YouTube - Lightning Bolt
LIGHTNING BOLT

I wonder if there is Star Wars Larping...

Apparently, Yes.
YouTube - Star Wars: DH LARP Beta - Kaylar Vs Kad

Though not as cool.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:41 pm

not a joke but one of the things that would've made first starwars movie so much better would've been if Jar Jar's tongue wasn't pulled out of the jet engine before it was turned on. so much better

(and yes WoW is down[for those who remember me])

Smiley:) · Post by **Smiley:)** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:12 pm

Darth Vader's Top Ten Pet Peeves

10. Having to live a good part of my live with the name 'Anakin.'

9. Obi-Wan Kenobi keeps appearing in the middle of the night saying 'I told you so!'

8. Boba Fett gets all the chicks.

7. All I did was torture hundreds of innocent people, wipe out an entire generation of Jedi Knights, assist in destroying the rightful government in exchange for a malevolent dictatorship, destroy a planet, torture my daughter that I didn't even know existed, chop off my son's hand and I'm the bad guy.

6. The way G.M. tries to skirt around installing new safety features (Whoops! Sorry, that's a Ralph Nader pet peeve).

5. That darn Energizer bunny.

4. Whenever I eat at a KFC, everyone jokes that I'll only eat dark meat.

3. Wiseguys who come up to me saying 'This is CNN.'

2. When appearing together at military functions, The Emperor always insists on wearing his 'I'm with stupid' T-shirt.

1. I'm seen as a dark lord representative of all that's evil, but Newt Gingrich is a national celebrity.

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