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dragon wench wrote:Or, specifically, a figment of BS' imagination.... :eek: :D
Eeeewww... :eek: I don't like the sound of that. :o Since when did Sensei become a pervy-hobbit-fancier? :speech:

Pervy? Sure. :D

But a hobbit-fancier?

Craig wrote:No one else want some wax?
Certainly not me. :p

But I know someone who would want to get waxed. :mischief:

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Maharlika wrote: But I know someone who would want to get waxed. :mischief:

:laugh:
I do not want to know who that is. ;)
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I certainly don't want a waxing.
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DesR85 wrote:I do not want to know who that is. ;)
Relax, soldier. I ain't telling. :p

@Craig: You sure? The waxing comes with feathers too. :D
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feathers? I don;t wanna know. Just get me a drink and point me to the strippers.
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Bloodstalker wrote:feathers? I don;t wanna know. Just get me a drink and point me to the strippers.
Are you sure DW allow strippers in this tavern? :confused:
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Your wish is my command, Sensei.
Bloodstalker wrote:feathers? I don;t wanna know. Just get me a drink and point me to the strippers.
*hands BS a tankard of whiskey (tankard? I thought them's for beer? Well, you're talking about BS here so definitely it makes sense. :D ) and shows him an array of waxed and feather-stripped parrots*

Here are you strippers, Sensei. :angel:

@Des: I don't think DW would mind. Not with this kind of strippers. :laugh:
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Hmm, with feathers...I could fly....

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Craig wrote:Hmm, with feathers...I could fly....

Deal!
The question now would be: Who will do the waxing? :eek: :D
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I suppose you could find some great product of waxing for only 19.99.
The product has a seven day right to return if you are not satisfied with the results of the product.

Return right of the product is lost if the package where it was delivered is damaged, opened or removed. The company will own the product until you have paid for it, and if the product is lost or damaged during delivery, they buyer is bound to pay for the product nonetheless. And by ordering this product you have signed a deal to buy one of our great products on daily basis.
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Millieway wrote:I suppose you could find some great product of waxing for only 19.99.
The product has a seven day right to return if you are not satisfied with the results of the product.

Return right of the product is lost if the package where it was delivered is damaged, opened or removed. The company will own the product until you have paid for it, and if the product is lost or damaged during delivery, they buyer is bound to pay for the product nonetheless. And by ordering this product you have signed a deal to buy one of our great products on daily basis.
Umm... how could we be sure that we are satisfied for the result without opening the package and waxing Graig? :D
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It might trigger an allergic reaction or, even worse, death.... :eek:
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DesR85 wrote:It might trigger an allergic reaction or, even worse, death.... :eek:
Wax? Nevah!!! :D
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Kipi wrote:Wax? Nevah!!! :D
Unless it contains arsenic. :p You never know what kind of hazardous chemicals contained in the wax. ;)
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DesR85 wrote:Unless it contains arsenic. :p You never know what kind of hazardous chemicals contained in the wax. ;)
Yes, well, then we ain't talking about pure wax, which is what I was talking about. :p

But does arsenic cause allergic reactions without killing you? :confused:
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Arsenic just kills. I'm only allergic to pollen, and Wall paper paste.

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Craig wrote: When do I get to fly?
As soon as...
A) You take a flight with airplane
B) You begin a career as living cannonball
c) You blow yourself up to the sky

:D

*checks the time*
Three hours before my shift at the work begins... I think I'm gonna hang here until that.
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Your story and my soul mixed together in a wisp of mist floating in the air. I pictured myself having a smoothe, cold, beer as it fizzled down my throat the mist of the sea splashed my face making a cooling sensation of equanimity that not even brother_none could describe with his poetic mastery.

The Atmosphere of an old tavern and the smell of old wood fills the room as i wait for my seccond round.

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*Blunders into tavern looking lost*

Wow, its been a really long time since my last post in this forum. Wonder if people still remember me...

Anyways, I have been really busy preparing to further my studies, hence i have been unable to spend any time here. Well, seeing as things are not as hectic lately, just thought I might pop in for a quick hello to old friends. Off the top of my head Sibs, Des, Kip... long time no see :D

P.S. There are just too many here to say hello to, so~ Hiya all!! :p
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:*Blunders into tavern looking lost*

Wow, its been a really long time since my last post in this forum. Wonder if people still remember me...

Anyways, I have been really busy preparing to further my studies, hence i have been unable to spend any time here. Well, seeing as things are not as hectic lately, just thought I might pop in for a quick hello to old friends. Off the top of my head Sibs, Des, Kip... long time no see :D

P.S. There are just too many here to say hello to, so~ Hiya all!! :p
Hello Loki and welcome back! :cool:

Yeah, this place hasn't been too busy lately (and I'm refering to whole SYM here ;) ), hopefully that changes soon...
I have been very busy myself last couple of months, so no much posting from me neither... (which reminds me, there is one thing I must do here in SYM tomorrow. I think some of you may know what I'm talking about... :o )

So, how are you studies going? Is the school over in your part of world already, or do you still have days left before summer break?
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