Funniest thing in fable that made you laugh

Smiley:) · Post by **Smiley:)** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:37 pm

Reply number 200!

The funniest thing that made me laugh is how I made myself look once. It was hilarious. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

jacktheripper · Post by **jacktheripper** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:05 pm

I just found this one thing that cracked me up. I went to greatwood cullis gate, where the bandits are. I foind the bandit "captain" the one with the two swords on his back. First i put Turncoat on him, so he treated me like an ally. I started giving him beers. First he was like "wow your a pal" Then he got drunk. He stated saying some of the funniest stuff ever in fable! One of my favorite lines was "i know i should have written to your mum.." or "i love you princess"

Bushido · Post by **Bushido** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:06 am

Only one word that can answer this thread.

Norty.

Invisable Man · Post by **Invisable Man** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am

one of the most funny things ive ever done is i went in at night all commando and killed every one while they were sleeping so the next morning (in oakvale) it was completely deserted

also the your standing on my head grave and the book quest

ross12694 · Post by **ross12694** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:15 am

mine would have to be when you read the headstones. that is so funny.

jacktheripper · Post by **jacktheripper** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:34 am

When I froze time, I shot a circle of arrows around a guard standing there. Because when time is frozen and you shoot arrows, they just stay in the same place, but when you unfreeze it, then the arrows all fly forward at once. They all crisscrossed through the guard and he fell dead. So much fun!

Xymus · Post by **Xymus** » Sun May 25, 2008 2:37 pm

jacktheripper wrote:When I froze time, I shot a circle of arrows around a guard standing there. Because when time is frozen and you shoot arrows, they just stay in the same place, but when you unfreeze it, then the arrows all fly forward at once. They all crisscrossed through the guard and he fell dead. So much fun!

How do you freeze time?:speech:

badboyd22 · Post by **badboyd22** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:35 am

Xymus wrote:How do you freeze time?:speech:

Slow time max lvl nearly freezes it.
Else he is using a trainer or editted his Slow Time spell.

As for the arrow effect,
Try it with multi arrow max

G-Sus · Post by **G-Sus** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:30 am

badboyd22 wrote:Slow time max lvl nearly freezes it.
Else he is using a trainer or editted his Slow Time spell.

As for the arrow effect,
Try it with multi arrow max

naw theres actually a glitch in the game that allows you to freeze time. but i think it only works in knothole glade. it involves berserk and assassin rush. whic speaking of, when i did that i noticed that the smoke that comes off you body when you do the berserk spell is in the shape of a skull.

mcodakota · Post by **mcodakota** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:09 pm

*Hello - first post*

The funniest thing I've seen (or well...heard) is then "bedding" your wife; some of the comments she makes:

"You used your Will on me didn't you?"
"Well, that brightened my day"

Dakota

Oversize load · Post by **Oversize load** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:07 am

I think the most fun thing is when you make a whole bunch of girls follow you and your wife then you flirt with the others infront of your wife :laugh:
Also when you are on the break the siege quest i just climb up to the town horn and kill the bandits and the you talk to the guy that is buy the gate and opens the and there is no one out there.

P.S Wellcome to the forums mcdakota

H411 · Post by **H411** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:16 pm

the funniest thing that i found in fable was when you give the wind breaker rule book to the school teacher and he says, (right next to my demonic visage) "somthing must of crawled up there and died"

thesphinxofra · Post by **thesphinxofra** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:16 pm

When people are afraid of you and you corner them so they cant run away, the women shield their faces and sort of crouch over and say either;

"Oh, look at the sky...it's so...sky-ee"

or

"I'm just looking at my twig...it's so...twiggy" lol

Argent Blood · Post by **Argent Blood** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:22 pm

Arzinium wrote:This S-H-I-T thing was funniest for me

Oddly, when i first did that door, i hit the stones in that order without even trying.

Im sure im not the only one who's heard this:
"He don't look like no Chicken Chaser to me, but then again, i've never seen one"

So they've never seen a guy chasing a chicken? and this is supposed to be a version of England?

Dagoth_shel · Post by **Dagoth_shel** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:43 pm

The fact that I always make my boy gay....
He was traumatized as a child. lol, no. But It is rather funny to have sex with the men, "Oh, GOSH!" "Ohh oh ooh, that's quite nice!" -finishes- I can see why You're a Hero.." or "I didn't think that was possible."

Dagoth_shel · Post by **Dagoth_shel** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:45 pm

Darkstorm wrote:The funniest thing on fable in my opinion is that whenever I decapitate a guard when there are over guards about they say that It is just a flesh wound it's the way they say it and what for that's funny.

Monty python reference ftw??? Anyone notice that?

MaxfireXSA · Post by **MaxfireXSA** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:52 pm

The Windbreaker Rule Book is hilarious while Hero farts and the teacher said "Oh, dear lord, something must crawled up inside of him and died," and the Hero said the S word.

Their English is perfect, except it makes me laugh when the teachers read the "Creatures of Albion Vol.3" when there's a grammar problems when the teacher said "And Dragons the skies..." but what does that mean, it means "And Dragons rule the skies..."? Not "And Dragons the skies" because it doesn't make sense.

And I was being funny in the game while I was making the bandits mad by being rude to the bandits by "Insult" Expression, and what makes me laugh is the "Crotch Grab", but that's just nasty.

Etem · Post by **Etem** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:51 pm

My funny stuff

I got really shocked when I used the insult expression for the first time. I was not expecting that!

I also like how the sick child says:
"Kid: (Imitating the Guildmaster) Your health is low. Do you have any potions?"
"Kid: (Normal) >gasp< Who said that?!"
I also love when you are SPOILER HERE:

Spoiler

Fighting the Guildmaster and when the guards are nearly dead and Jack says 'Oh Guildmaster? Soon your health your health will be low!

Those all made me laugh a LOT! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

nuhvy · Post by **nuhvy** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:24 am

i can't believe no one said mine yet...

so at the beginning you catch a man cheating on his wife and when u revisit the town as an adult and visit the graveyard you read this...

"so and so (i suck with names) cheated on his wife and payed the price."

I couldn't stop laughing but i should of waited till i had before reading the grave next to the first...

"so and so (with same last name) died before the divorce could be finalized..."

I cracked so hard i fell off my chair!

P.S. - to some of the older still active members long time no see...

ValhallaLord66 · Post by **ValhallaLord66** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:38 am

the chickens are invincible. shoot one with an arrow. they do not die. lol