Temple of Weasel

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 7:16 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
LMAO

Shouldn't that be LMRGFAO

[ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 8:18 am

Originally posted by NCT:
See,I am right.Check the length and typos of your posts.You are trying to Communicate desperately.We are here to help!

*laughs* As Queen of Spam, it is my job to fill my posts with extra spam to attract those who have not yet seen, or have strayed from, the path of spam to the path of neverending spam.

This goal is easily reachable because I'm good at saying a whole lot of nothing and I type fast.

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 9:34 pm

Originally posted by Omar:
 Oh no no no NOOOOOO!!!! ARRRGHHH!!!
I went to great lengths to acquire that weapon, to THE Island itself, and for what? For merely having it eaten up by a filthy Pokemon!!
Woe is me

For this SS, I name you as my worst enemy ever here in SYM. By God I'll tear that stinking pub of yours down with my bare hands if I have to!!!
Look at these:
(Omar takes his trusted anal probes out of his pockets)

---anal probes:"We are ready Master! BZZZZ!"

(Omar notices Weasel and Darkpoet.... )

PS: Mr Sleep is currently without an ass. Is anyone willing to lend him one?

Damn, he got a hold of the freezing anal probe. I bet Waverly sold it to him. Weasel you better run. because I am.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:57 am

@H:You should have learned your lesson by now.We never attempt.We accomplish!
@SS:Try as hard as you may,but can you persuade yourself?I gather not.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 1:06 am

Originally posted by NCT:
@H:You should have learned your lesson by now.We never attempt.We accomplish!
@SS:Try as hard as you may,but can you persuade yourself?I gather not.

*blinkblink* I haven't the floggiest idea what you just said. Care to try again?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 1:21 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*blinkblink* I haven't the floggiest idea what you just said. Care to try again?

What he meant was:

Just Be, my child, Be.

Be a COMMunicator.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 2:07 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
What he meant was:

Just Be, my child, Be.

Be a COMMunicator.

I refuse to Be your child.

I don't think; therefore, I ain't.

I don't think; therefore, I SPAM!

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 2:20 am

Omar catches up with Darkpoet and Weasel and inserts his probes into them

---Omar:"Here we go guys! TELEPORT!!!"

Omar wisks both Weasel and Darkpoet away from the plane of SYM to...the Island of dr. Grunt!

---Omar:"Here they are,master!"
---dr. Grunt:"Well done Omar! Well done! Bind them into those chairs and get my minions from their cages. It is time for the..."Creation"!

---Omar(excited):"Yes master!"

After a while Omar returns, with in his wake the three most horrible creatures of the entire Realm of GameBanshee: the Waverlarse, the Foulbeast, and the Black Pig of Disaster....

to be continued....

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 3:17 am

ROFLMAOPSYKM!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 4:19 am

@SS:As COMMrade M states.Your refusal is just another way of capitulation.
@O:Appendum=AS they gleefully approach,none seems to notice a shapeless nebulous being hovering near-by.......

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 5:15 am

The continuation...

The bad guys, including Weasel and Darkpoet, are sitting in a circle, their hands (or paws) touching a crystal globe standing in front of each of them (except for Weasel and Darkpoet, their hands are bound to it).

---dr. Grunt:"At last! After decades of painstaking experimentation victory has finaly arrived at my doorsteps! My friends, let the ritual begin!"

---Omar:"DEPRAVITY!"
---Waverlarse:"PERVERSION!"
---Foulbeast:"GARBAGE!"
---dr Grunt:"FILTH!"
---BPD:"DIRT!NOTORIOUS FART!"
---Weasel:"BACKSTABBING!EVIL!COOKIES!"
---Darkpoet:"GUINNESS!SOCK MONKEYS! PUFFINS! MELOSH's GEMS!"

Bright lights flash. Someone appears in the middle of the circle...

---Captain Ubik:"Your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN UBIK!"

---dr. Grunt:"Yes! I have done it!"
---All baddies together:"Captain Ubik,He's our hero,he's gonna take spamming down to zero!"
---dr. Grunt:"Well done boys! Now, Ubik! Omar! You two head back to SYM and destroy everything and everyone who is not with A.S.S.!
BPD! You get back the Mr Sleep Railgun!
Waverlarse and Foulbeast! You take care of our prisoners..."

Omar and captain Ubik leave for SYM...

@NCT: you don't stand a chance

@Minerva:

Why don't you join me? There are no women in my team (yet)

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 5:42 am

I think that is Omar's definition of Roleplaying

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 6:08 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I refuse to Be your child.

I don't think; therefore, I ain't.

I don't think; therefore, I SPAM!

She doesn't get it... she just doesn't get it... tsk,tsk tsk!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 6:45 am

Originally posted by Omar:
The continuation...

The bad guys, including Weasel and Darkpoet, are sitting in a circle, their hands (or paws) touching a crystal globe standing in front of each of them (except for Weasel and Darkpoet, their hands are bound to it).

---dr. Grunt:"At last! After decades of painstaking experimentation victory has finaly arrived at my doorsteps! My friends, let the ritual begin!"

---Omar:"DEPRAVITY!"
---Waverlarse:"PERVERSION!"
---Foulbeast:"GARBAGE!"
---dr Grunt:"FILTH!"
---BPD:"DIRT!NOTORIOUS FART!"
---Weasel:"BACKSTABBING!EVIL!COOKIES!"
---Darkpoet:"GUINNESS!SOCK MONKEYS! PUFFINS! MELOSH's GEMS!"

Bright lights flash. Someone appears in the middle of the circle...

---Captain Ubik:"Your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN UBIK!"

---dr. Grunt:"Yes! I have done it!"
---All baddies together:"Captain Ubik,He's our hero,he's gonna take spamming down to zero!"
---dr. Grunt:"Well done boys! Now, Ubik! Omar! You two head back to SYM and destroy everything and everyone who is not with A.S.S.!
BPD! You get back the Mr Sleep Railgun!
Waverlarse and Foulbeast! You take care of our prisoners..."

Omar and captain Ubik leave for SYM...

@NCT: you don't stand a chance
@Minerva: Why don't you join me? There are no women in my team (yet)

Maharlika, Keeper of the Pen, COMMnic Paladin, Brother Dragon speaks:

COMMrades, we must verify the veracity that one of the aforementioned entities is indeed the HIGH COMMander himself. Though I personally believe that this is just a figment of OMAR's Psychoanalytic Imagination.

No need to be hasty for an offensive. Prudence is not looked down upon in this kind of scenario.

It's also highly possible that OMAR has finally got a piece of Weasel's cells therefore able to produce a clone. Check out CE's serious thread (no spam there), btw.

COMMrades, we must COMMune now and COMMbine our innate powers to DEFEND ourselves from these breeds of freak of nature...

Avengers Assemble!!! .... ****

I mean, COMMrades COMMunicate!!!!

[ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 7:54 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
 She doesn't get it... she just doesn't get it... tsk,tsk tsk!

How can you be so sure that it's not YOU who doesn't get it, ne?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 8:04 am

Originally posted by Omar:
@Minerva: Why don't you join me? There are no women in my team (yet)

I wonder why...

Err, thank you for the invitation.

Unfortunately, I have seen the list of your team members, and decided to against to accept the offer. I hope your good luck for the coming battle... of two, or three.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Nov 27, 2001 8:06 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
How can you be so sure that it's not YOU who doesn't get it, ne?

Oh, I'm sure of it.

Sure as sure as your beauty against Titan's moonlight...

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 3:59 am

@O:Communication...ehr..Continuation appendum:As the ritual is concluded and the hideous planners are about to move,the nebulous being darts towards them,emmiting a strange lightwhich pins them in a bending position.With a mighty roar,a P.O.N.G.O. materializes and attaches itself to the first of the monstrocities.As terror engulfs them,it probes deeper and deeper shrinking and analyzing them to their component atoms.
With aloud screaming the A.S.S. is no more.
{P.O.N.G.O.=Proctological odiferous needly gargantuan orifice}
I don'have to stand a chance.You have taken all of them

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 7:06 am

Dis is DDDisturbing IIiiindddeeedddd ! Omar rampaging and try to create another RPG story on Weazzzles Timplu *Hick* *Hick*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 8:29 am

Originally posted by Omar:
---Captain Ubik:"Your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN UBIK!"

ROFLMAO!!!

Okay, this just struck me as really funny!