Temple of Weasel

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:35 pm

Where the hell is Weasel!?

Dammit, when I choose an idol, I expect it to stick around and be idolized.

The Cult of Communication falters without you, Master Weasel! Return, and show us the Way.

Peace.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 1:18 am

He is in deep trance Communicating with higher beings(Unless his wife found out about his ....other activities!)

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 1:24 am

Nope - he is lurking

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 3:16 am

COMMrade DM, take it easy hermano!

As NCT, Brother Chairman of the CC, stated, the HIGH COMMander is COMMunicating COVERTLY in pursuit for a more successful campaign.

Ahhh... yes, you've been down in your "der kloister" busy with your brewing... that's understandable. Hey, let me get some taste of your excellent German beer. I heard that your concoctions are made of LIVE YEAST... which probably explains a profound case of flatulence when guzzled in large amounts?

At any rate, we of the Council have opted to take a low profile at the moment... nothing better than a SURPRISE ATTACK, eh?

Never fear, brethren, you are not alone.*plays the song, STAND BY ME*

Our fearless leader has shown confidence in our capabilities. He knows we shall not disappoint him.

Being at that, let's do some bar hopping at the different establishments here at SYM.

Stay cool.

Onward, COMMrades!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 3:20 am

Originally posted by der Moench:


Dammit, when I choose an idol, I expect it to stick around and be idolized.

*plays the song, "Keep the Faith."*

Yes, COMMrade. Keep the Faith...

... and "Let It BE"...

Peace.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:15 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
Nope - he is lurking

Hallucinations produced by profound sadness for losing out to the Comm Cult.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:24 am

The High COMM is busy as Maharlika said.
Your absoulte faith and idolization will be rewarded in the future do not worry.

Ysh is using false lies and propoganda.
Do not listen to her my fellow COMM's!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:39 am

As M says:What better way to spread The Commword than hopping around all these joints that have sprung recently in SYM?Correct me if I am wrong Brothers,but isn't there a marked lack of spammers and lurkers around?Also,serious Communicating topics are cropping up.
I'll float an idea to the Council.Let us organize THE LEAGUE OF THE SEEKING COMMUNICATORS,with ranks,quests etc and carry on with the conquest.Think about it and PM each other,so we'll launch it properly,if the motion passes!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:47 am

COMM has been a large high ever since the high COMM took to the special mediating with the higher entities.
The spammers have been driven back by some magical force and it is all due to the high COMM.

NCT the idea is good.
We should eliminate the spam and let COMM reign supreme over the SYM!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 5:52 am

Brothers, I thank you for your re-assurances.

But I would be far happier to have the re-assurances directly from Weasel!

Ah, well. Peace.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 6:41 am

Originally posted by NCT:
As M says:What better way to spread The Commword than hopping around all these joints that have sprung recently in SYM?

I'll drink to that

*hic!*

Correct me if I am wrong Brothers,but isn't there a marked lack of spammers and lurkers around?Also,serious Communicating topics are cropping up.

What's there to correct?

I'll float an idea to the Council.Let us organize THE LEAGUE OF THE SEEKING COMMUNICATORS,with ranks,quests etc and carry on with the conquest.Think about it and PM each other,so we'll launch it properly,if the motion passes!

Aye, aye! I move to close the motion.

Methinks I've jumpstarted a little of that with my intro at the Saga Part II thread. However, improvements are desired and most certainly welcome!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:04 am

Hey you lurking Weasel. Did you get Empire Earth yet??? I did it's great. Not too many bugs either.

Weasel Darklord of Spam, we need you back. *sniff* I miss ya, O one of evil spam. *crying* I think someone, bumped off the Darklord of Spam.

Any suspects???

We will see.

*Dp puts on his hunting and killing clothes. Then gives all members and Moderators, Evil looks. Except for T'lainya and Gruntboy. They will be my exacutioners(sp).*

The questioning will begin soon.

Guide Lines:

Anyone who runs will be shot!
Anyone who replies with a smartass remark will be shot!
Bribing will be accepted. Unless the bribe is something like sex and cheap beer, then you will be shot!
If you ask a question you will be shot!
If you look at me wrong you will be shot!
If I don't like your answer you will be shot!
If your answer is too long, it will be shot!
If your name is Fable, you will be shot!

If your name is Buck, you will be excluded from any inquiry, then shot!
If you are sweating, you will be shot! *Dp adjusts the 15 heatlamps over the questioning chair*

That is all for now. I will be in contact, with all members and moderators.

Oh yes, have a nice day.

Lazarus · Post by **Lazarus** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:15 am

Darkpoet, I like your style!

I would like to second DM's request for an appearance from The Great Weasel.

I like the idea of the Temple though - kind like "build it, and they will COMM" - ha!

Peace.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 1:20 am

@M:As you say,your name will live in the Saga,as the First Communicating Historian of The Cult.
@DP:Trying to smear the name of the Great Communicator will get you nowhere,but to the deepest pit Communicating agony!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 1:51 am

Posted by NCT -

Hallucinations produced by profound sadness for losing out to the Comm Cult.

Hallucinations?

He has turned his back my friends

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 2:06 am

Posted by Fas -

Ysh is using false lies and propoganda.
Do not listen to her my fellow COMM's!

Hehe! False lies? a little like saying two negatives make a positive

Honest truth

stop Panicking I have no evil intent

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 2:58 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Weasel Darklord of Spam, we need you back. *sniff* I miss ya, O one of evil spam. *crying* I think someone, bumped off the Darklord of Spam.

Any suspects??? We will see.

I think it was Dynaheir in the closet with the steel wool.

*Dp puts on his hunting and killing clothes. Then gives all members and Moderators, Evil looks. Except for T'lainya and Gruntboy. They will be my exacutioners(sp).*

Don't look at me like that or I'll unleash Mistress 9 and her neverending hair upon you.

*puts up her Silence Wall*

Anyone who runs will be shot!

I never...er...rarely run.

Anyone who replies with a smartass remark will be shot!

How 'bout a 'smart aleck' response.

Bribing will be accepted. Unless the bribe is something like sex and cheap beer, then you will be shot!

I certainly won't try bribing you with sex, but how 'bout some free beer at the Titan Castle Pub?

If you ask a question you will be shot!

Why?

If you look at me wrong you will be shot!

*first looks at you right, then looks at you left, then tries to figure out which way is wrong*

If I don't like your answer you will be shot!

*thinks* How's this for an answer? "God, Jesus, Squirrel."

If your answer is too long, it will be shot!

Hmmmmm.......is.....this.....answer........tooo.....long.....for......you....? Or....should....I....make....it.....longer....? Or....maybe....I....should....make...it....shorter...?

If your name is Fable, you will be shot!

I think I saw fable go that way. *points left and right*

If your name is Buck, you will be excluded from any inquiry, then shot!

I think I saw Buck go this way. *points right and left*

If you are sweating, you will be shot! *Dp adjusts the 15 heatlamps over the questioning chair*

You don't like hot girls?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 3:03 am

Originally posted by NCT:
isn't there a marked lack of spammers and lurkers around?

Hn. As long as I, Sailor Saturn, the Soldier of Silence, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebith, am here, you COMMers well never get rid of spam! *evil laugh, curtesy of Mistress 9*

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:22 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
Hallucinations? He has turned his back my friends

Back-turning=1 of the myriad Communicating ways of the High CC.Join and you will be enlightened!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:29 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Hn. As long as I, Sailor Saturn, the Soldier of Silence, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebith, am here, you COMMers well never get rid of spam! *evil laugh, curtesy of Mistress 9*

An insignificant entity that deals in low line bribery through that shady establishment of ill-repute.You will see the light,yet