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@'lastor:

You could add "Entertainment Systems Manager" to your title...

Why thank you, boss

*Begins installing cinema screen*

*staggers in from the neighboring pub*

It is still quite early for me.....so do you happen to anything like lattes and croissants?

We've got the next best thing: booze and porn!!

Shhh! don't give the game away!

of course we have lattes and croissants, but would you like to have a shower first? :innocent face:

Re: Shhh! don't give the game away!

Originally posted by Robnark
of course we have lattes and croissants, but would you like to have a shower first? :innocent face:

Thank you for the considerate offer, but as it transpires I already took a shower in the Home for the Depraved .

curses. foiled again

*Mourns the loss of a loved avatar*

Originally posted by Robnark
curses. foiled again

Awwwwwwww, sniff

Talking about... insertions, I've got a joke for you:

A man is desperate to go to the toilet on a flight but all of the mens toilets are full. He desperately asks an air hostess what he can do. She replied;

"The ladies toilet is free sir, I suggest you borrow that but whatever you do, don't push the third button!"

So the man smiles and moves quickly to the toilet. On his entrance to the loo he notices that it is quite large and spacious. It also has a button panel near the handle for the loo.

The man sits down and does his business and is just about to zip up when he reads the panel's label. By each of the three buttons is a small label:

1. Warm Water
2. Warm Air.
3. ATR.

So the man pushes the button and enjoys the sensation, he then pushes the second button and smiles as the warm air dries him off.

He thinks to himself, "the third button has to be really good, they must not want me to tell the men about this equipment!" so he pushes the button and swifly passes out in agony.

He wakes up in a hospital with a smiling nurse and he asks what happened.

"The air hostess warned you sir, she don't push the third button, but you did..."

"But what happened? What caused so much pain?"

The woman sighs, and lights up in a wry smile.

"You pushed the automatic tampon remover..."

OUOUOUOUOUOUCCHHHH

Thank you very much, now I'm stuck with that picture in my mind for the rest of the day.

@Nippy,
LMAO!
that image, I suspect, rivals the snap of the fabled latex gloves in terms of inducing fear within the average male.....

Originally posted by dragon wench
@Nippy,
LMAO!
that image, I suspect, rivals the snap of the fabled latex gloves in terms of inducing fear within the average male.....

You've got that right , Yikes

you cruel people. if i go to sleep tonight, i just know those two images will crop up eventually. *shudders*

Logistics Officer checking in. I will be present tomorrow to fix the damage and introduce our new peon...err...no recruit to the state of affairs of the COMMic way of life.

****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! and ****!

Ah, hello there. I only just realised that this isn't another fable/CE thread, so as you can see I'm slightly peeved that I missed all the hardcore voyeurism...

So, what's up? I suppose there's no chance of having all those videos - the best ones must've all been taken by now. Looks like all that's left is this Weasel one and one labeled "urinal-cam". I think I won't...

Oh, and thanks Nippy/DW, now I'm cringing as well as laughing

Ahh...nice pub idea So Kam, were you at the Cowley Road Carnival today?

Originally posted by frogus
Ahh...nice pub idea So Kam, were you at the Cowley Road Carnival today?

Errr...*searches brain*...no. I actually have no knowledge of it, apart from knowing Cowley Road rather well and having a firmly ingrained definition of the word "carnival"...what is it? a big carnival taking place on the Cowley Road? Thought so Not my thing I'm afraid

Originally posted by Kameleon
Errr...*searches brain*...no. I actually have no knowledge of it, apart from knowing Cowley Road rather well and having a firmly ingrained definition of the word "carnival"...what is it? a big carnival taking place on the Cowley Road? Thought so Not my thing I'm afraid

LOL... it's just a kind of community thing...it is not much like a normal carnival, but there were bands playing (mainly funk & reggae, but also punk and some indian music etc) and people dansing and playing capoeira and having fun...it's quite a big thing for the rasta community (urgggh *feels like dispicable death head*) and the Dub was mobbed out...I ended up in there for a long time listening to some gnarled old rasta mixing the upsetter and drinking stella with zoots in the yard...it was nice you should come next year...or however often it is...

Originally posted by frogus
LOL... it's just a kind of community thing...it is not much like a normal carnival, but there were bands playing (mainly funk & reggae, but also punk and some indian music etc) and people dansing and playing capoeira and having fun...it's quite a big thing for the rasta community (urgggh *feels like dispicable death head*) and the Dub was mobbed out...I ended up in there for a long time listening to some gnarled old rasta mixing the upsetter and drinking stella with zoots in the yard...it was nice you should come next year...or however often it is...

Sounds...interesting and maybe a little fun I might do, but by next year I'll be safely esconced within Bristol Uni where none of you scum can get to me...*evil laugh*