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Originally posted by Aegis
Yeah, you got it rough...

I can't help it. It's my feminin charm that attracts men of all occupations, personalities and maritual statuses.

Originally posted by Aqua-chan


I can't help it. It's my feminin charm that attracts men of all occupations, personalities and maritual statuses.

Im sure when Buzzy isnt heartbroken from me dumping him, he will be sure to rush over to you.

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Im sure when Buzzy isnt heartbroken from me dumping him, he will be sure to rush over to you.

No.. Probably over to Aegis.

Originally posted by Aqua-chan


No.. Probably over to Aegis.

Granted. But that means your femininity actually turned Buzzy away. But then again, I think Buzzy is a bit.............confused at the moment.

@CE ANYTHING but a monkey would have been alright. Heck, I would have been happier with a spider.

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Granted. But that means your femininity actually turned Buzzy away. But then again, I think Buzzy is a bit.............confused at the moment.

@CE ANYTHING but a monkey would have been alright. Heck, I would have been happier with a spider.

I have a Weasel. Do you want him?

Originally posted by Aqua-chan


I have a Weasel. Do you want him?

I dont even know anymore. Im terribly confused at the moment....

Guys, (and girls) You should respect CEs decision, she is a proffesional and know whats best for you.

Originally posted by Dottie
Guys, (and girls) You should respect CEs decision, she is a proffesional and know whats best for you.

We'll see how you react when she puts you up with Fas

Originally posted by Dottie
Guys, (and girls) You should respect CEs decision, she is a proffesional and know whats best for you.

I believe Im going to jump off a bridge now.....

Originally posted by Aqua-chan


We'll see how you react when she puts you up with Fas

I will consider her choice final.

You must understand, im disapointed to. I had hoped for ...

Originally posted by Dottie
Guys, (and girls) You should respect CEs decision, she is a proffesional and know whats best for you.

Dotticus is absolutely right. Sometimes what is best does not immediately look so, mostly because of our inner fears and that we are not used to things. But trust me - I am a psychologist.

I will consider her choice final.

Very good, because I found a very special lady for you.

And more couples...

KidD92.398 and Eminem are both romantic, unpretentious and a bit old fashioned guys. The will have a candle light dinner at a Jamaican restaurant. Both will be dressed casually, in jeans and T-shirt. Then they go off to a bar and chat about life's mysteries over a rhum and coke or two. Perhaps some improvised slow dancing on the floor after a few drinks...The will end the evening with a moonlight walk on the beach, and who knows...maybe they start talking marriage already at this point...

Gaxx and Beowulf will take a long, slow, romantic walk at a beautiful, isolated beach. Their intimate and quiet talk will only be interrupted by some playing in the water and Gaxx occationally singing a little tune. Close to midnight, the couple enters the club scene and dressed in catsuits, they will go wild all night and dance mosh pit until the day breaks.

Dottie: Since you recently said you needed more excitement in life, I decided to send you on a long journey, to place where rugged misty peaks shadow emerald green fields and crystal clear lakes. In the dense forests of Sulawesi, you will meet this exotic lady. She is beautiful, dangerous and irresistable, especially for creatures like you. She won't mind you turning up in a leather skirt, and like you, she has a preference for grass.

Originally posted by C Elegans
Dotticus is absolutely right. Sometimes what is best does not immediately look so, mostly because of our inner fears and that we are not used to things. But trust me - I am a psychologist.

I believe Im going to hit my head with a brick now.....

Originally posted by Tybaltus
@CE ANYTHING but a monkey would have been alright. Heck, I would have been happier with a spider.

It's not a monkey, it's an ape...a chimp to be exact, and she differs only marginally from you - genetically only slightly over 1%, actually!

Originally posted by C Elegans


It's not a monkey, it's an ape...a chimp to be exact, and she differs only marginally from you - genetically only slightly over 1%, actually!

I dont care. I cant stand monkeys. Can I have a platipus, goldfish, mosquito? All of those are better than monkeys/chimps whatever. The big Apes arent that bad though. I might just ditch poor Rachel somewhere...... But again, you can only prescribe my date, not force me to go, so I think Im in the clear.

Re: And more couples...

Originally posted by C Elegans
Dottie: Since you recently said you needed more excitement in life, I decided to send you on a long journey, to place where rugged misty peaks shadow emerald green fields and crystal clear lakes. In the dense forests of Sulawesi, you will meet this exotic lady. She is beautiful, dangerous and irresistable, especially for creatures like you. She won't mind you turning up in a leather skirt, and like you, she has a preference for grass.

Im very dissapointed at you CE, I had thought your proffesional attitude wouldnt allow you to set me up with such a obvious misfit just to satisfy your own perverted mind. I find it rather offensive that you choose to abuse your education this way.

The flaws in this particular mateing is obvious, while I do enyoj rain I don't like the same humid air that Nepenthes Hamata does, and unlike her, I can't stand bright light well either. I suggest you either change your decision, or face the consequences.

Re: Re: And more couples...

Originally posted by Dottie

I suggest you either change your decision, or face the consequences.

If we team up, we will have more success against her, Dottie. However you got luckier than I. Id rather be paired with a plant than the chimp.

@Dottie and Tybaltus: I hear horrible complaints, hey, you two should be happy you got any date at all!

Remember, I do not encourage my patients to swap treatment with each other, swapping treatment can lead to serious and unexpected side effects since the treatment is individualised based on my knowledge of each specific client.

@Tybaltus: It is obvious you need to overcome your inner fear on chimps, perhaps you fear them because you reject how like them you actually are? A close relationship with Rachel may help you overcome this fear.

@Dottie: Nepethes Hamata is considered one of the most attractive of her kind in the world. The tropical nights are long and dark, and I am sure you will enjoy many exciting meetings with her during night time...the long, spiky appedixes on top of this beautiful flower, will may life exciting for you.

And the last couples...

HLD and Mental Nomad will go on date on a nice quiet restaurant, but soon the will loose all sense of outside time and space and just talk and talk and talk....even more than HLD does in him posts.

For CM, not much can be done except this. Enjoy.

For Infinite Nature, Aegis and Bloodstalker I couldn't find a good match, so you have to take turns in dating me. Of course only in order for me to gain more information about you.

All complaints should be filed to this address. Thank you.

Originally posted by C Elegans


@Tybaltus: It is obvious you need to overcome your inner fear on chimps, perhaps you fear them because you reject how like them you actually are? A close relationship with Rachel may help you overcome this fear.

Im pretty sure of what Im afraid of and what I cant look at because they are so dang ugly. Chimps are the ugliest creature on Earth, IMO.

Perhaps....Perhaps I should walk on top of a cliff wearing a suit of armor in a lightning storm rather than dealing with Rachel....

@Dottie and Tybaltus: I hear horrible complaints, hey, you two should be happy you got any date at all!

Solitude aint bad....