CE's dating service

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:29 pm

Seeing that SYM interbreeding was fairly popular, I have decided to start a SYM dating service.

Are you an unhappy single tired of all the humiliating rejections at parties and clubs? Are you too ugly, fat, pimple filled and socially disabled to ever meet somebody in real life? Are you too shy to ever open you mind closer than 300 meters away from a person you find attractive? Or are you simply tired of your present partner and need some variation?

Use C Elegans dating service and let a real expert on human emotions and relationships assist you in finding your ideal date! Just fill in the form below with your honest anwers!

1. What is your idea of a romantic date? Beach walks, dinner at nice restaurants, parachute jumping or going to a Swinger's club? Describe what you'd like to do on a date with someone you fancy!
2. what do you wear for the first date, and what do you want your date to wear?
3. What are your favorite dancing style? Slowly grinding to soft music? Showing off your body (and watching your partner's) in a wild rave? Or a hot, fiery tango? Something else?
4. How do you like a domestic conflict to be? (Because the can't be avioded.) Talking things through in a rational, civilised manner? Screaming and yelling and jumping around hysterically? Throwing stuff at your parter and break the kitchen table just while you're at it? Or sneaking out, hoping the conflict will be forgotten?
5. What is the best place for sex? Your bedroom? Somebody else's bedroom? The car? Standing at the floor in the hallway? A public place? Or even a stage?
6. So, you've been together for 1 year. What do you like to do for a celebration? Go out for a romantic dinner? Going away to a tropical island for a sex-weekend? Have a great party with all your friends? Or do you always forget this kind of things?

Good luck and remember there is always someone for you, even if it's not sure you belong to the same species, or even phylum!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:35 pm

1-Romantic? Erm......probably dinner for 2 at a relatively fancy restaurant that I couldnt afford-I would let the lady get whatever she wants-Id have water.

2-suit and tie
3-Dancing?! Youre talking to the wrong guy
4-sneaking out and talking about it later-flee has always been my policy
5-bedroom
6-I wouldnt forget-get a gift or something and then move on....

Erm....I guess thats it.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:38 pm

Not that I *need* a guy, but...

1. Hmm... I'd say going out to a resturaunt with foreign cuisine. Italian pizza, or maybe even Asian...

2. Black dress, with no back. Something like a halter and some jewelery - too much glam shows that you're just hoky.

3. Wild free-style. I don't know any dance order, so pop music with no directions or rules to follow is my thing.

4. Screaming at my spouse until neither one of us has any voice left. THrowing things is a must: it gets the frusteration out.

5. A public place, just barely out of the eyes of other people. Wet and Wild, danger is appealing.

6. Anywhere away from relatives... I don't want them to know I'm dating somebody yet.

CM · Post by CM » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:45 pm

1. She can cook at her place. What do you think i am made of money????

2. Whatever i am wearing that day. I dont have the time to dress up and play dolls
3. Head Banging in a mosh pit

4. She shuts up and listens to me

5. Anywhere is good. What a question is that?

6. She can cook at her place. What do you think i am made of money???? To remind us of the good old days

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:51 pm

1- A long, slow, nice walk, preferably at night.

2- Whatever I want to wear, and she can wear whatever she wants to wear.

3- MOSH PIT!!!! (what else?)

4- Talking about it, although if its bad I wouldn't mind screaming.

5- Couch, or bedroom.

6- Romantic date, then a party.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 1:54 pm

Didnt like waverlys pairs CE?

Since the forum is abit empty atm, and CE speaks thus:

even if it's not sure you belong to the same species, or even phylum!

I feel Im going to regret this...

But since I suspect that alot more woman than males will post here i feel its my duty anyway.

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1. What is this 'Romantic'? I dont understand.

But what I would like to do... Talk - I dont mind the setting.

2. Hrmm... Patent-leather skirt?

3. I only atempt to dance if there is a strobe light. And I suspect everyone else isnt entirely sober.

4. Talking things true, then threw stuff at each other and trash the kitchen just for fun.

5. On the grass, in the night.

6. I forget, or dont care.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:02 pm

@Dot: I did, I got Veh, but he's gone and many other pairings from then is gone too

@CM: Hmm...it will be difficult to find somebody for you...I hope you do not mind if your date will be a male.

Originally posted by Dottie
But since I suspect that alot more woman than males will post here i feel its my duty anyway.

So far, only one female has posted...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:02 pm

Even though I'm married (And answering these questions will cause my PM box to be overload and force Buck to upgrade the forum again)...why should I break the hearts of all the ladies here at SYM..

Originally posted by C Elegans

1. What is your idea of a romantic date? Beach walks, dinner at nice restaurants, parachute jumping or going to a Swinger's club? Describe what you'd like to do on a date with someone you fancy!

Railroad crossing jump points. Meet my second wife this way.

Originally posted by C Elegans

2. what do you wear for the first date, and what do you want your date to wear?

I would wear slacks...(color doesn't matter), perfer the date to be wearing a dress.

Originally posted by C Elegans

3. What are your favorite dancing style? Slowly grinding to soft music? Showing off your body (and watching your partner's) in a wild rave? Or a hot, fiery tango? Something else?

Since I never learned to dance..I will have to go with wild rave. Mainly because I could get by calling what I'm doing on the dance floor as dancing.

Originally posted by C Elegans

4. How do you like a domestic conflict to be? (Because the can't be avioded.) Talking things through in a rational, civilised manner? Screaming and yelling and jumping around hysterically? Throwing stuff at your parter and break the kitchen table just while you're at it? Or sneaking out, hoping the conflict will be forgotten?

Try for civilised manner..might choose to sneak out. Will not go to the breaking part...to much of a money pincher for this path.

Originally posted by C Elegans

5. What is the best place for sex? Your bedroom? Somebody else's bedroom? The car? Standing at the floor in the hallway? A public place? Or even a stage?

Any will do. Weasel has no shame.

Originally posted by C Elegans

6. So, you've been together for 1 year. What do you like to do for a celebration? Go out for a romantic dinner? Going away to a tropical island for a sex-weekend? Have a great party with all your friends? Or do you always forget this kind of things?

Romantic dinner and while there, forget what it was for.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:04 pm

1 - A good night in with a rockin' movie like American Pie, lots of crisps and coke

2 - Me - I'll wear clothes. My date - won't

3 - Headbanging.

4 - Middle fingers at dawn

5 - Anywhere.

6 - Sit down in front of the telly, with a rockin' movie like...

Hang on...you don't want me to be serious here do you? Well, it would probably resemble Dottie's answers

with a bit more love

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:07 pm

1. What is your idea of a romantic date?
A candle lite dinner sounds nice, if she likes a walk under the moonlight afterwards

2. What do you wear for the first date, and what do you want your date to wear?
Something casual, I'm not a good dresser myself

3. What are your favorite dancing style?
Slowly grinding to soft music

4. How do you like a domestic conflict to be?
I mostly back out when the first sign of conflict occur, just don't push me too far - or you may get an atomic bomb bursting on your way

5. What is the best place for sex?
I never plan for any sex before marriage - call me whatever but that's me. Unless she insist by making the first move

6. So, you've been together for 1 year. What do you like to do for a celebration?
I usually check for somethings she have been wanting and get it as a surprise for her.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:07 pm

Re: @Dot: I did, I got Veh, but he's gone and many other pairings from then is gone t

Originally posted by C Elegans

So far, only one female has posted...

A coincidence... im sure she is the only one online...

Well, it would probably resemble Dottie's answers with a bit more love

This is something I do not want you to say.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:08 pm

Re: @Dot: I did, I got Veh, but he's gone and many other pairings from then is gone too

Originally posted by C Elegans

So far, only one female has posted...

*looks back at all the posts*
*sees CE and AC*

@CM: Hmm...it will be difficult to find somebody for you...I hope you do not mind if your date will be a male.

ROFLMAO

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:14 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Hang on...you don't want me to be serious here do you? Well, it would probably resemble Dottie's answers with a bit more love

Oh, I don't mind you giving unserious answers...just don't complain if you end up on a date with Mr Sleep

posted by Tyb
*looks back at all the posts*
*sees CE and AC*

I don't count myself...I'm only including myself if I see some replies I really like

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Oh, I don't mind you giving unserious answers...just don't complain if you end up on a date with Mr Sleep

*runs away screaming*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:22 pm

Okay, here goes.

1. romantic huh? Midnight picnic on the beach....or anyplace that serves beer. her choice

2. I wear the same thing I always do, jeans, a shirt, and a leather jacket. And boots, I don't do tennis shoes.

Whatever she wants to wear is fine, I don't like to be controlling

3. I never learned to dance, comes from playing with the band so many nights, so most likely slow grinding stuff that is easy to grope to.

4. Throwing things, dodging incoming fire, yelling.....makes for a more dramatic makeup session

5. Where ever the mood hits, but public places can be interesting

6. Trip to an isolated cabin in the mountains....clothing optional

@CE, taking over for Waverly?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:23 pm

1. What is your idea of a romantic date? Beach walks, dinner at nice restaurants, parachute jumping or going to a Swinger's club? Describe what you'd like to do on a date with someone you fancy!

Start with a movie, getting use to each other without needing to do much talking (perfect for a 1st. date - when the athmosphere usually is a little tense at first

), followed by dinner at a resturant (if I have decoded her taste, it would be food she liked, otherwise italian or "domestic" I would think) - possible a bar/cafe after that.

2. what do you wear for the first date, and what do you want your date to wear?

Well - I am usually the jacket/tie/suit kinda guy, so that would be my clothes.
Her clothes? - well that is her choice.

3. What are your favorite dancing style? Slowly grinding to soft music? Showing off your body (and watching your partner's) in a wild rave? Or a hot, fiery tango? Something else?

I like it all, so that would depend on the mood of the date.

4. How do you like a domestic conflict to be? (Because the can't be avioded.) Talking things through in a rational, civilised manner? Screaming and yelling and jumping around hysterically? Throwing stuff at your parter and break the kitchen table just while you're at it? Or sneaking out, hoping the conflict will be forgotten?

Well - usually I am rational and calm in my discussions (unfortunally most people aren't so I usually get the other party into a spin cause they think I am mocking them by being calm), but I usually never back down when I think/know I am right.

5. What is the best place for sex? Your bedroom? Somebody else's bedroom? The car? Standing at the floor in the hallway? A public place? Or even a stage?

Usually a private guy, guarding personal live from others and all that stuff, but - I would say it was semi-dependent on the partner. But I would prefere to stay at home for that

6. So, you've been together for 1 year. What do you like to do for a celebration? Go out for a romantic dinner? Going away to a tropical island for a sex-weekend? Have a great party with all your friends? Or do you always forget this kind of things?

Just the 2 of us, at a small romantic get-a-way in the other end of the country, most likely near the water, wich we fortunally have a lot of in Denmark

. Great possiblity for Sunset/-rise togetherness.

Yeah - I am a romantic sap - even the type that holds the door for women (don't care if that offends them

)

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
*runs away screaming*

See there - you'd better post some better answers!

posted by BS
@CE, taking over for Waverly?

Yep, it was over a year ago he opened his dating service I think, and many people have disappeared since - and many new members have come. Also I figured people must be tired of their partners after all this time...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:29 pm

Really? Ysh never said anything to me....was it something I said?

CM · Post by CM » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:31 pm

Like a male would want to date me

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Aug 17, 2002 2:40 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
See there - you'd better post some better answers!

Hell, no - I want too see the look on Sleepo's face