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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:10 pm
by CM
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! First, you're Fas. Then, you become a drow. After that, you're the Hafner, wielder of the Haftershave. Now you are my father?
Bah! A thousand times bah!
[/QUOTE]
Alas what can i do? I have gone so long without treatment from CE i have really gone insane and i like it
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:12 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=CM]Alas what can i do? I have gone so long without treatment from CE i have really gone insane and i like it
[/QUOTE]
I've done my treatment quota... the blonde girl and I were... experimenting last night. Now I'm cured
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:16 pm
by CM
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I've done my treatment quota... the blonde girl and I were... experimenting last night. Now I'm cured
[/QUOTE]
Tsk tsk you are never cured. You always have a relapse. Always
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:18 pm
by Luis Antonio
You gotta ask CE, she's the specialist.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:21 pm
by C Elegans
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I've done my treatment quota... the blonde girl and I were... experimenting last night. Now I'm cured
[/QUOTE]
Excellent to hear you are feeling better Luis. I've gone through the data my assistant collected during your session, and it looks to me that you are fine. You are welcome back anytime you need further treatment
[quote="Fas]I have gone so long without treatment from CE i have really gone insane and i like it [/quote]
Alas poor Fas"]*two 140 kg nurses appear, put a straitjacket on Fas, gag him, cover his eyes with duct tape and drag him away downstairs to the cold pool. [/i]
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:24 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=C Elegans]
*two 140 kg nurses appear, put a straitjacket on Fas, gag him, cover his eyes with duct tape and drag him away downstairs to the cold pool. [/QUOTE]
CE, I love your style
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:31 pm
by Vicsun
[QUOTE=C Elegans]I also read it as "mental warfare" instead of welfare at first. Thus, we can conclude that this is not a problem at all, it's only a sign of our brilliant and highly intelligent minds.[/QUOTE]
Brilliant
and highly intelligent? As opposed to brilliant and halfwitted or highly intelligent and imbecilic?
I, too, read the title as mental warfare and was slightly disappointed when I learnt CE won't be using her psionic powers against helpless victims.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:38 pm
by VonDondu
Vicsun, I've met plenty of intelligent people who are dull.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:38 pm
by Luis Antonio
What? CE is a Mind Flayer? Or an Ulitharid?
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:53 pm
by giles337
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:24 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=CM]Like i said such limited capacity. A diplomat would use someone elses words against themselves.
You love diplomats who are high class laundromats so does that mean you have a third sexuality and prefer banging square electronic machines. I wonder where you "plug in"
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Interesting logic, no my girlfriend helps me "plug in" thanks. Involving the washing machine tends to unbalance the load from the rocking though.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:40 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=C Elegans]I hope the owner offered all help he could while I was away...he might have been busy working in his room all night with the door locked, actually.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he had the "Don't disturb" sign on his door....
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:45 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I'll end banned if I answered that
[/QUOTE]
You gotta learn to relax, Luis. Just say what's on your mind
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:56 am
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=CM]*heavy breathing* I am your father[/QUOTE]
Dear Buck,
As you can no doubt tell by this quote, fas is making obcene posts towards innocent members. Now, as I do not think there is anything wrong inherently with obcene posting, I do find it a tad bit disturbing that in this instance he is seemingly acting out and incestuous fantasy on a fellow poster.
I do realize that many posters in the past have done similar, however, even if the incectuous thing is overlooked( Even AC has partaken, and believe me, it wounds me deeply that I can't call for Weasels banning on that count without incriminating her), I would like it noticed that fas is using phone techniques online without realizing that verbal expression does not translate through a computer screen. As such, he is bringing down the image of GB whichyouhave spent so long building. Before long, people will look upon us as uneducated simpletons, and I know how this would disturb you.
To guard against such, I submit that fas's account should be banned, all his posts deleted, and any comment on him from here on out be forbidden.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Bloodstalker.
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:03 am
by oozae
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Dear Buck,
As you can no doubt tell by this quote, fas is making obcene posts towards innocent members. Now, as I do not think there is anything wrong inherently with obcene posting, I do find it a tad bit disturbing that in this instance he is seemingly acting out and incestuous fantasy on a fellow poster.
I do realize that many posters in the past have done similar, however, even if the incectuous thing is overlooked( Even AC has partaken, and believe me, it wounds me deeply that I can't call for Weasels banning on that count without incriminating her), I would like it noticed that fas is using phone techniques online without realizing that verbal expression does not translate through a computer screen. As such, he is bringing down the image of GB whichyouhave spent so long building. Before long, people will look upon us as uneducated simpletons, and I know how this would disturb you.
To guard against such, I submit that fas's account should be banned, all his posts deleted, and any comment on him from here on out be forbidden.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Bloodstalker.
[/QUOTE]I'm sure we can all trust innocent young Bloodstalker to only write a message such as the one in my quote for reasons other than getting Fas banned for his amusement
My lord I hope it isn't your evil twin brother Budstalker who wrote that BS
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:20 am
by Brynn
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:30 am
by oozae
Dear Moltovir
It has come to my attention that you have started a clinic. I would appreciate it if you would forward the message below to the appropriate nurse:
Lately I have been feeling strange emotions with Brynn. Whenever I see her username or posts I feel a strange tingly feeling. Often I faint and I have been assured that I gibber strange messages. I have not been told the nature of what I have been gibbering, unfortunately.
Whenever Brynn says kind things about me or even mentions my name I feel extreme embarressment and I blush for a long period of time.
I feel inferior compared to Brynn and have tried to hide it.
Brynn is always in my head, I can sit and think of her for hours on end.
Also, I am concerned about feeling intense jealousy towards anyone being kindly regarded by Brynn; especially Luis.
Please advise me on this matter, for I fear I have some strange disease or disorder that cannot be cured.
Yours Sincerely
Oozae
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:42 am
by moltovir
[quote="CE]I hope the owner offered all help he could while I was away...he might have been busy working in his room all night with the door locked"]
Since when are foot massages called "working"?
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:45 am
by Macleod1701
Oh dear why is it whenever I go away for a few days I return to find you all have left me and contracted even more alarming mental instabilities, do you realise how long it took me to stalk you all here, I demand immediate attention or at the very least a cup of coffee and a pot noodle............it's cold out here and I'm lonely
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:50 am
by oozae
Could I please have an audience with a nurse now, Proprieter Moltovir?