101 Reasons why it's nice to not have an "appendage" (no spam)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:04 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't sqeeze the Charmin? I can see parralels between toilet paper and sex now that you mention it. Sqeezing in either case can be hazerdous until you take it home and unwrap it.[/QUOTE]

:speech: :speech: :speech:

There are so many things that could be said here!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:06 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't sqeeze the Charmin? I can see parralels between toilet paper and sex now that you mention it. Sqeezing in either case can be hazerdous until you take it home and unwrap it.[/QUOTE]

I dunno, man - sometimes a nice squeeze in public, on the sly is quite...well, charming!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:21 pm

whatever the last number is.) So you can write your name in the snow.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:22 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]whatever the last number is.) So you can write your name in the snow.[/QUOTE]

Pssst, you want my thread for that one, and I think that falls under my writing utensil one.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:30 pm

Oh, crap. I swore this was your thread. Sheez. Um, yeah, like, okay. Hi, all.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:38 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]Oh, crap. I swore this was your thread. Sheez. Um, yeah, like, okay. Hi, all.[/QUOTE]
Chim....are you in the Zone:laugh:

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:45 pm

I was just embarrassed!

but yes, i am.

slade · Post by **slade** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:01 pm

38. being able to turn around in bed in the mornings
39. not having to wait for a while to get out of bed or till the coast is clear......unless your me and you greet everyone...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:14 am

[QUOTE=slade]
39. not having to wait for a while to get out of bed or till the coast is clear......unless your me and you greet everyone...

[/QUOTE]

That is not that bad if you're not late in the morning as I usually am

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:19 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I know exactly what you mean....

Once my mother, who learned her English in the UK, yelled over to me to me at top volume (I was 17) while in a drugstore...

"Do you need any rubbers?"

She was talking about erasers...

Unfortunately a couple of people I knew from school were in the same aisle

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LOL!!!

A friend of mine, for his 16th got some flavoured condoms... FROM HIS GRAN!

I would have died if that was my gran...

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:27 pm

40. Your best friend can't pelt tennis balls, cricket balls, foot balls, rugby balls ect into it when you wind them up. :laugh:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:38 pm

[QUOTE=slade]38. being able to turn around in bed in the mornings
[/QUOTE]

Oh man...do you know how often I roll over in the middle of the night in my sleep and wake up in terrible pain from that thing?! It's horrible! It is not supposed to bend when hard!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:50 pm

41.) You usually get one set of balls, and it's more fun to have a pair you can put on display. :laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:52 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]41.) You usually get one set of balls, and it's more fun to have a pair you can put on display. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I suppose so...
But those women who have a great deal to display often appreciate it if a guy they are talking to actually looks at them in the face

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:03 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I suppose so...
But those women who have a great deal to display often appreciate it if a guy they are talking to actually looks at them in the face

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Yeah, it would offend me if a girl was talking to me and looking at my pair the whole time too.

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:08 pm

I don't know, stuff like staring doesn't offend me at all. I have some kind of block between associating my psycho-emotional consciousness with physio-sexual actions. Which probably explains why a lot of these points don't really apply to me.

Actually, one girl I met recently thought I was a homosexual because her advances did nothing... er... noticable for me. She doesn't believe me that I simply don't care.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:12 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I suppose so...
But those women who have a great deal to display often appreciate it if a guy they are talking to actually looks at them in the face

[/QUOTE]
Women have faces!? :speech:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:13 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]Actually, one girl I met recently thought I was a homosexual because her advances did nothing... er... noticable for me. She doesn't believe me that I simply don't care.[/QUOTE]

A lot of people assume I'm homosexual when I keep my thoughts to myself. It's strange...I laugh, out loud, when the assumption is voiced. I think "Wow, I was just being quiet to be polite, if you knew what I was thinking about you, you'd be bright red right now!" Ah well...a lot of women think I'm hitting on them when I just ask to go somewhere and talk to them. Really, I'm brutally honest. If I wanted to have sex with a woman, I would say so, straight out, no matter where I was. If I don't say that, I don't mean it. If I say I want to talk, I want to talk, not get freaky. Just because all of the other idiots aren't honest and don't have a spine, doesn't mean you should treat me like one.

Btw, I can't believe you dug that up to use as your sig. :laugh:

Aramant · Post by **Aramant** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:22 pm

She accused me of being asexual later, actually. Sexuality is just not something I think about. I'd rather have a good time than worry about knocking boots. To quote a Dropkick Murphys song, "I'd rather drink than f---."

Regarding the signature, I was reading through that whole thread, found that, and loved it. It's my MSN name now too. It's a fantastic non-sequitur.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:39 pm

[QUOTE=Aramant]She accused me of being asexual later, actually. Sexuality is just not something I think about. I'd rather have a good time than worry about knocking boots. To quote a Dropkick Murphys song, "I'd rather drink than f---."

Regarding the signature, I was reading through that whole thread, found that, and loved it. It's my MSN name now too. It's a fantastic non-sequitur.[/QUOTE]

I think about sex near constantly. However, I happen to have other things on my mind too. Meh, once I get to know a person beyond their appearance, things change. If I like the girls personality, I will find her attractive. If I don't...bleh, she won't do anything for me, no matter how attractive she is physically. A lot of women and men don't get that one...and call me gay for it.

I don't care if you have a huge rack and a nice butt, if you're dumb as a brick and have a bad attitude, you're just as unattractive as the girl with 7 chins and 1 leg to me.

You liked it that much eh? I suppose it can be taken in many ways I didn't mean it to be...hmm...strange images.