101 Reasons why it's nice to not have an "appendage" (no spam)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:23 pm

This thread is the result of a conversation I have recently had with a friend..

Basically we were discussing the various advantages women possess in not having this dangling thing that can easily be injured or get us into trouble...

I'll offer these to start

1. It isn't nearly as painful to land on the mid section of your bicycle.

2. Women can go commando without worrying about their parts getting caught in a zipper.

3. Sharp corners and other objects at waist level pose less of a threat.

4. Women don't suffer from shrinkage issues when entering cold water

5. Women don't worry about blood flow cutting off brain circulation

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:48 pm

6.) Women don't need them to think. :laugh:

7.) Women don't have to worry about something else when they're in their 40's.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:53 pm

8. Women don't have to worry about whether or not they'll be allergic to 'little blue pills'

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:07 pm

101 reasons why it's nice to not have a pen15;
reason # 9) testosterone-based pissing contests
reason # 10) women don't have to worry about a strange bulge when we get excited
reason # 11) women can not be threatened with castration aka the threatening of manhood

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:32 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]101 reasons why it's nice to not have a pen15;
reason # 9) testosterone-based pissing contests
reason # 10) women don't have to worry about a strange bulge when we get excited
reason # 11) women can not be threatened with castration aka the threatening of manhood[/QUOTE]
12.) Women don't have to worry about standing in front of class when that piece decides to salute the flag.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:34 pm

13. You don't have to "unveil" it for the first time to a woman and hope she doesn't giggle.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:36 pm

14. Women don't get accused of waking up in a state of arousal when it's simply that they just have to pee

p.s

Spoiler

Psssss
I was being facetious with the 'no spam' heading

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:40 pm

15. You don't have to do a handstand to pee in the morning. (related but different from #14)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:43 pm

lmao!

16. You never have to 'adjust yourself' while wearing snug jeans if driving

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:43 pm

17. You can wear a string without looking ridiculous.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:45 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]17. You can wear a string without looking ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

Maybe. If you mean what I think you mean I refer you to Joan Rivers

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:47 pm

18. It is much easier to find an appendage to put in your ... erm, "container" then it is to find a "container" for your appendage.

[QUOTE=Fiona]Maybe. If you mean what I think you mean I refer you to Joan Rivers

[/QUOTE]
I think that Joan Rivers has enough dangly stuff that we can award her honorary appendage status and exempt her from the list.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:53 pm

19) women can't have a bastard child

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:54 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]19) women can't have a bastard child[/QUOTE]
I disagree.
Bastard (n): A child born out of wedlock.
Bastard (adj): Born of unwed parents; illegitimate.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bastard

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:54 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]19)women can't have a bastard child[/QUOTE]

It is that language thing again, I think. In the UK only women can have a bastard child. Evolution is wonderful, don't you think?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:58 pm

19b.) women can't prick and run, no questions asked, but men can. That makes women more responsible. (I think what I origionally meant was; 19) a child cannot be unknown by its mother, but a child can be unknown by its father.) [with the exception of the seahorse]

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:01 pm

[QUOTE=Online Etymology Dictionary]Bastard:
1223, "illegitimate child," from O.Fr., "child of a nobleman by a woman other than his wife," probably from fils de bast "packsaddle son," meaning a child conceived on an improvised bed (saddles often doubled as beds while traveling), with pejorative ending -art. Alternate possibly is that the word is from P.Gmc. *banstiz "barn," equally suggestive of low origin. Not always regarded as a stigma; the Conqueror is referred to in state documents as "William the Bastard." Figurative sense is from 1552; use as a vulgar term of abuse for a man is attested from 1830. Bastardize "debase" is from 1587. [/QUOTE]Voilà

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:02 pm

[QUOTE=Darzog]13. You don't have to "unveil" it for the first time to a woman and hope she doesn't giggle.

[/QUOTE]
omg ROFL!

20.) Women don't have to worry whether their partner actually got off.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:04 pm

21. Nobody expects you to use a urinal.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:06 pm

22. Women don't have to worry about feeling "inadequate" when they drop their drawers in a gym changing room