The Love Boat Sails Again.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:35 pm

T' hears the siren call of fresh Guinness..

*must resist*

Steeling her resolve she waits *taking a quick swig of a margarita to help her

*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:37 pm

The guiness sprays out all over DPs face. leaving some bubbles on the can

DP : Holy Shiskaboobb ! This must be the work of leedog ! Wait till I put My claws on him *DP eyes glare in the very evil way*

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Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:43 pm

Digging under Gwalchmai house, Darkpoet put fifty-nine skeltons, in neat little rows. Then he call the FBI and the police, and told them he knew where a seriel kill was. He also told them where the bodies were buried, and that his real name was Dr. Mai.

As the police and FBI, pulled up. Darkpoet opened another fresh cold can of Guinness. "Psssssissht"

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:45 pm

Hey, T': Little does Darkpoet know, but we don't have sewers in Tucson. We all still use outhouses!

Gosh, I hope he doesn't run into any Aliens Bobing around down there!

Minerva: The main meal will take few minutes to prepare. I'm sending up the chocolate tarts first. No reason to stand on ceremony on the Love Boat. Go ahead! Eat Desert First!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:47 pm

*The stout sprays all over DPs face again*
DP : Jumpin flibberin clobberin #$%^&*($%^&*)(*&^%$$%^&*&^%^&(* ! leedog !!! Now you gonna get it !

*Mean while on the boat, K' return to upper deck*

Lainy here's a sixpack for you, I can see you're thirsty.

Armadin of Clan Geddin · Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:52 pm

Bah Kidlin', ye didn't even throw a party fer yer 2000th post.

But let's be gettin' drunk anyway.

Here be one from me personal supplies! I brewed it back in the good ol' days; it be me grandma's recipe!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:55 pm

Thanks for the 6 pack Kid

LOL Gwal..not to mention we ride horses everywhere

*Hears the sound of Guinness again..keeps from drooling

looks at objects next to her and smiles *

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:55 pm

Armadin matey I'm still average spammer compared to Lainy, Minerva, Brink, not to mention Weasel

. So I leave it low-profile. thanks for the ale anyway. I've gotta go for now, I leave security matters to you and Lainy

@DP : how's it feel getting sprayed with 2 cans of stout ?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:58 pm

@Gwalchmai: Thanks, chef.

*Begin to eat*
This chocolate tart tastes... potatoes.

Ceremony? what ceremony?

Armadin of Clan Geddin · Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:02 pm

Well, I be gone fer now as well. Gonna go an' read me Lord o' the Rings.

See ye lot!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:04 pm

@KidD, It's dry in the sub.

Must be the Az, DRY heat.

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:10 pm

Hmm Dp hows that heat affecting your sub ?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:13 pm

"59 skeletons under my house? I don't think that's right Officer Skully."

"That's what our tip said, sir."

"No, but I've got 118 skeletons out in the shed."

"Psssssissht"

"What did you say to me sir"

"Huh?"

"Psssssissht"

"Sir, it is a Federal Offence to make rude noises at red-headed female FBI agents."

"No, I didn't..."

"Psssssissht"

"Sir, your obvious lack of respect for me is clearly a result of your depraved sexual attraction for me."

"Well, you got me there, Ma'am."

"Psssssissht"

"Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you out for a beer. I am inexplicably craving one right now."

"Must be the UFOs"

"Psssssissht"

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:15 pm

I don't know it's just warm.

Darkpoet follows the map, finds the target area. Twitching, he sets up the trap, He started to get hot so he opens another can Guinness.

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:25 pm

LOL Gwalch

T sits smiling with margarita, under the cooling system.

The smallalarm beeping to warn of danger

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:25 pm

@DP: I hear you open cans of Guinness, but are you actually drinking them? Or, just open then give them away?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:30 pm

@Minerva, Dp is very pickled, right now. Together with the mental illness, he is dangerous.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:44 pm

@DP: Pickled... So, you are inflammable (sp?), then?

But "you=dangerous" doesn't sounds too dangerous to me...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:44 pm

The lure of fresh Guinness was too much for T'

She grabbed her supplies and went looking for the Guinness

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:51 pm

@Minerva, Dp is work on a lemon, dill, grilled salmon. If it doesn't come out right, who knows what will happen.

After hijacking a Guinness truck, Dp is in heaven. He sits in a refrigerated trailer, drinking, cold Guinness.
"DAmn, I forgot the munches."