The Love Boat Sails Again.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 3:49 pm

Since Ubik has gone missing, I will be the Captain of the New Love Boat.

Rules

1.NO serious stories

2.NO serious stories

3.All Ladies and Men allowed.

4.Marines included (Small sur charge)

5.Probes and other devices can get purchased at *Grunties Plastic World* (Patent pend.)

6.Monkeys will cost a sur charge as well.

7.Goats and other 4 legged animals are free.

First trip will be seeking occupants as of NOW

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 3:57 pm

Darkpoet gets in a large swan looking boat, about a mile away from the loveboat. Humming to himself, "Hmmmmm, tic toc the boat is at the dock. Boom Boom, the cloud looks like a mushroom."

The Swan is moving slowly to the pier.

Kolgrim · Post by **Kolgrim** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 4:04 pm

Wow weasel is still live and well... and now he is captain of the love boat... Should i laugh or cry?

Anyways nice to see you...

Kolgrim · Post by **Kolgrim** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 4:06 pm

Were did Gruntboy and all the great spammers go?
Just you left weasel?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 4:41 pm

from the ahshes of the old rise the new

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 4:45 pm

Waverly boards a makeshift submarine he created using a PVC drainage pipe, bicycle peddles and gears, and a propeller. Inside he also carries a makeshift torpedo fashioned from old pool toys and fireworks.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 4:55 pm

Gwalchmai offers to peel potatos in the galley for free passage to.... where are we going again?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:02 pm

Moving in the swan boat, Darkpoet's head c0cked to one side. "Peanutbutter, peanutbutter, gooey like paste. But, it has a good taste, a bomb should never go to waste. And if I missed, I'll probably be p!ssed."

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:03 pm

Aye Weasel ! Got a vacation for old drunkard spammer aye ?

Now I gotta find my drinkin mate Armadin

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:07 pm

cheesemage boards sub atomic submarine
and trails ship waiting to strike,
no one notices except for waverly.......

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:08 pm

Oh my..I remember the last Love Boat

*Puts call in to air force code spam code spam* Leave trail of cookies leading AWAY from civilization!

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cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:19 pm

but wont the cookies get soggy?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:22 pm

Not if they're packaged right

Besides this is one boat I'm scared of

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:23 pm

Aye Matey, We be sailing the 25 sea's .

I tried to book the band *Guns and Cookies* but their jail time nipped this in the bud.

Seeing we now have a cook..The Master Chef Gwalchmai.

and our list of guest include..Famed Explorer Kolgrim , Mr. Fast Hands KidD01 and The Dwarf everyone loves Armadin, I will take off me Captains hat and put on my bellboys.

@Gwalchmai...the mess hall is yours to command, sleep area is in the back.

@KidD01....I will give you room 69, up the stairs and to the right.Your bags have been delivered already.

@Armadin....I know you came from a cave so...I took the time to have room filled with dirt, packed tight, then a cave was dug. Your room number is 21, up the stairs and to your left. Your bags have been delivered already.

Now for the next guest......

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:29 pm

aye i have band for your liking its called , oreos bombs and more oreos
anyways i have been sent here by the government to yawnexterminate the crew but, i dont feel like it so im going to spam

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:42 pm

I take off my bellboy hat and put on my decorator hat..

I have a special room to build next, for a special person.

I will call this room The Hug Weasel Room and only one person can have this room.

Takes out hammer and duct-tape and goes to work.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:49 pm

Darkpoet's head moves to the other side.

"Plucky, plucky isn't it just ducky. There is going to be a blast, right up the loveboat's ass."

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 5:53 pm

OMG Weasel, purple wallpaper ??

I wonder whose room that will be

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 6:53 pm

Bob Doles of course

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed Jun 13, 2001 7:08 pm

this boat is seriously doomed, but what the hell! i'm in!

BTW weasel- I know that you have a lifevest attached to you somehow(probably duct taped!)

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