Temple of Weasel

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 2:58 am

Originally posted by Harry2052:

thats a pretty pathetic attempt to cover up your mistake

harry

Pathetic? Na-ah!

At worse, my COMMrade was just being COMMical, that is, being funny but still COMMunicating.

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:03 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Pathetic? Na-ah!

At worse, my COMMrade was just being COMMical, that is, being funny but still COMMunicating.

I think you COMMies should just put a sock in it, all your achieving is making complete fools out of yourselves

but whatever floats your boat, you'll never get the better of me

harry

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 4:56 am

Originally posted by Harry2052:
I think you COMMies should just put a sock in it, all your achieving is making complete fools out of yourselves

but whatever floats your boat, you'll never get the better of me

harry

*sigh!* He'll never get it... he'll never get it...

Oh, well, can't blame a COMMie for trying...

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:15 am

Originally posted by Harry2052:
I think you COMMies should just put a sock in it, all your achieving is making complete fools out of yourselves

but whatever floats your boat, you'll never get the better of me

harry

That is an achievement of COMMunication when YOU stoop so,just to make a........pointless point.However,we will help you as best we can

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 2:22 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:

That's a cute little sword ye got there, Maharlika.

My weapon's bigger.

[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 2:22 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:

That's a cute little sword ye got there, Maharlika.

My weapon's bigger.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:57 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
That's a cute little sword ye got there, Maharlika. My weapon's bigger.

[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]

Oh, my dearest SS, you've missed the point (pardon the pun)

.

It's NOT THE SIZE of the ship, but the motion of the ocean...

... as you can see...

Be, my Goddess, Be.

[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 6:31 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Oh, my dearest SS, be my Goddess.

Just join my following and be reborn. I am the Goddess of Death and Rebirth after all.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 10:56 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Just join my following and be reborn. I am the Goddess of Death and Rebirth after all.

Does that mean that I must DIE FIRST?

*thinks*

...

Hmmm... thanks, but no thanks, milady.

I think that I'm very well, thank you, and in a stable state of Be

--Maharlika--

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:03 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Does that mean that I must DIE FIRST?

Well...yes; however, depending on the chosen method of death, the dying can be the most enjoyable part of the wholething.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:20 pm

@SS: BTW, re: your last post's quote on me: Hmmm... just like Harry, you've got the talent of twisting my words into its corrupted version...

*suddenly realizes something...*

AHA! You are a TWISTER!!!!

A mutated form of spammer! Maybe even a Fallen COMMrade!

Brethren, beware!!!!

--Maharlika--

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:28 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Well...yes; however, depending on the chosen method of death, the dying can be the most enjoyable part of the wholething.

... for you, of course.

I'll just let things Be.

--Maharlika--

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 11:31 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Hmmm... just like Harry, you've got the talent of twisting my words into its corrupted version...

Me? Corrupting thing? But I'm just an innocent little angel.

AHA! TWISTER!!!!

*suddenly realizes something...*

A mutated form of spammer!

And that's why you shouldn't play Twister with Gruntboy.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Nov 30, 2001 12:29 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Me? Corrupting thing? But I'm just an innocent little angel.

You're darn right you're an angel

....

... the Angel of Death!

*can hear Grunt from somewhere singing "...c'mon Beybeeeeh, let's do the twist..."*

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Fri Nov 30, 2001 2:01 am

@M:Greta going Brother.You will be awarded the OCU.(Order of the COMM Universe).As for SS,she seems to be learning how to Communicate,slowly but steadily!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Nov 30, 2001 6:10 am

Originally posted by NCT:
 @M:Great going Brother.You will be awarded the OCU.(Order of the COMM Universe).As for SS,she seems to be learning how to Communicate,slowly but steadily!

Thank you, COMMrade Chairman, though I deemed not yet worthy of such a distinction. Afterall it was you who first battled the infidels single-handedly before we came to your succor.

*takes off battle armor and starts scrubbing off spam on the walls of the desecrated Temple* @COMMrade der Moench: Don't worry, hermano, I got these covered.

Peace, brethren.

[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Nov 30, 2001 6:30 am

What kind of disinfectant is used to wipe spam off of walls

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Fri Nov 30, 2001 7:52 am

Originally posted by McBane:
What kind of disinfectant is used to wipe spam off of walls

It's called spammicide.3 in 1 spammtergent!The colour is a bit off but we can use the suds to clean the lurkers

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Nov 30, 2001 8:10 am

Originally posted by NCT:
As for SS,she seems to be learning how to Communicate,slowly but steadily!

How dense can ye be, NCT? Claiming that the Queen of Spam is COMMunicating...that's more than a decleration of war.

Make your choice, NCT.

Do you want to be slice'n'diced,

shredded,

or probed?

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sat Dec 01, 2001 8:05 am

Originally posted by NCT:
@O:Communication...ehr..Continuation appendum:As the ritual is concluded and the hideous planners are about to move,the nebulous being darts towards them,emmiting a strange lightwhich pins them in a bending position.With a mighty roar,a P.O.N.G.O. materializes and attaches itself to the first of the monstrocities.As terror engulfs them,it probes deeper and deeper shrinking and analyzing them to their component atoms.
With aloud screaming the A.S.S. is no more.
{P.O.N.G.O.=Proctological odiferous needly gargantuan orifice}
I don'have to stand a chance.You have taken all of them

Oh darned! I see that A.S.S. has been destroyed by the P.O.N.G.O. nebula.
Well that's too bad; it was a short but intense battle!
May COMM and Spam destroy each other!

---Omar:" ....I'll be back!..." <death,disintegrated>