Sure signs you have been playing too much

RequiemAsh · Post by **RequiemAsh** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:55 am

One more because it is happening right now. When you look outside your window and see someone standing across the street doing nothing but stand there, and you frantically search for your weapon of choice "Katana versus a shotgun" And you are almost sure he is a kuei-jin just because of his Eastern descent. And Lastly when you turn your head after typing and you are paranoid to see that he is missing....

VampOcelot · Post by **VampOcelot** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:09 am

best one

U dont eat in public for fear of a masquerade violation lol!

$hacaR · Post by **$hacaR** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:20 am

you are perplex why there are no zombies on the graveyard...
... you start thinking that Bertram doesnt look that bad..

rudiger24 · Post by **rudiger24** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:12 pm

You inspect the ventilation system in your apartment to see if you can sneak into your neighbor's suite.

You install a Linux distro with no GUI on your PC so you can use command-line email.

Your user id is "suckhead."

Librarians look at you funny when you ask for a copy of "Computers for Grandma."

Book store clerks look at you funny when you ask for a copy of "So You Wanna' Shoot Things?" and then throw you out of the store when you ask for a copy of "Peepin' - A Voyeur Field Guide."

You crank call radio stations with a creepy accent and talk about the end of the world.

You hope to be embraced by clan Ventrue or Toreador but knowing your luck in life you will probably be a Nosferatu.

If you hear that "Isolated" song one more time you swear will become a Malk (i.e. go insane) without having to be embraced.

When you meet people you stare at their teeth to see if they have pointy canines.

You refer to your gf/bf as your "little morsel."

You can't seem to figure out how to carry a sniper rifle, assault rifle, shotgun, flamethrower, three handguns, two swords, an axe, knife, six occult artifacts, five blood bags, three sets of clothing, and full ammo reloads on your person let alone doing so in a concealed fashion.

You get nervous when you see men in brown trench-coats... unless they have glowing red eyes and glasses.

You stay fit by jogging everywhere you go and only taking a car/cab in special situations.

The doorman gives you a nasty look when you call him "Chunk."

Argent Blood · Post by **Argent Blood** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:49 am

-You think Imalia (pre and post Embrace), doesn't look that bad.

-You tap a friend on the shoulder, pointing to the Pepsi bottles, saying "Hey look, Cepsi" - and you hope he/she played the game enough to get the joke.

-You never act nice to Ming Xiao, all because you know what she'd do to you.

Sir Twist · Post by **Sir Twist** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm

Rudiger, I've got some of it figured, but not all of it. Ok, to carry extra sets of clothes, you can get away with a tiny pack of some sort, like a fanny pack, or something like that. The weapons, I don't know, for sure, but the smaller ones can be easily concealed almost anywhere, like the handguns and knives. But the rest, unless you are Lara Croft, ot one of the Star Trek Voyager Hazard Team, I have no real idea. A shotgun, katana, even a SMG is hard to conceal. Unless you have some sort of magic coat you wear around, being female, or put things where it might be better not to know for sure.

rudiger24 · Post by **rudiger24** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:46 am

For some strange reason, the sight of a baseball bat gives you a pounding headache.

You get an odd sense of deja vu while watching "The Shining."

You wonder if that was an earthquake or someone nuking a warehouse.

When driving around town, you look for houses with windows covered up with aluminum foil.

You respond to personal questions by saying "Mmmm-hmmm."

You searched for Gary Golden on imdb.com.

You leave doors open with the expectation that they will close by themselves.

You visit your local convenience store and ask for "the special," hoping to buy a weapon, but are dissapointed when the clerk hands you a 72 ounce Grapple juice and some burrito-tots. "Aww, but I wanted a Colt Anaconda..."

BloodyIvy · Post by **BloodyIvy** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:25 pm

sure signs you've been playing to much ...

You just walked away from the burning rubble of VentrueTower and there's a bug wich end's your game instead of allowing you to walk on to club confession to finaly ghoul Venus.

You chose to spill the beans to Chris Giovanni, because in the decades to come, knowing his secret will be more of an ace in your hand, if he is chosen for the embrace. If only what nasty glitch would'nt occure after VTower blows up...

gonin · Post by **gonin** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:56 pm

You know you've played too much when you remember where every special item is/weapon/ all the passwords...yehh...i've played too much.

King Malus · Post by **King Malus** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:54 pm

You know you've been playing too long when:

you look at characters from different movies, tv shows, and games and instantly think of the clan that they could belong to OR identify something that they are doing as something one of the vampire clans would do.

same with real people...

ALSO:

when learning about history from the 18 hundreds and onward, you wonder what LaCroix was doing at that point.

True story!
D:

sunsmountain · Post by **sunsmountain** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:55 am

Don't know if i've played too much, but every time Larry says: "My man, what is up?" I can't resist pointing my finger up to the ceiling and thinking 'there it is', sometimes even with

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