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[QUOTE=Brynn]ROFL What about extra painting for the shell? [/QUOTE]

Shhh! That is like females removing hair on their lips, and should not be talked about. If she does that it is private business.

Oh I see

Now that we're talking about snails and their mating habits... how do they actually ... er.. mate? Lying on their sides or what? Must be hard with that house on the back...

Good god. SYM has gone to the snails! (bad pun so sue me ) I demand we go back to something sane and normal like human sexual habits. What kind of perverts discuss snails. You people are sick. SICK I tell you. SICK!!

But I have no questions about human habits

Anyway, a nice scientifical discussion was developing and you just stepped in

Let's get back to snails, I say

Scientific my butt. You lot were getting kinky!

[QUOTE=C Elegans]At this stage no, since even if there may be for instance hormonal differences, we cannot take any test to measure this. Actually, at molecular level there is no way at all to know if a brain is male or female. At physiological level, you can see that female brains are smaller. But there is a lot of individual variation since brain size is highly correlated to body size. Best is to ask, I think, especially considering the possibility of trans-gender issues and all [/QUOTE]

So, do you think we should send a written note to this brain, perhaps using a friendly, colored stationery, and ask what gender it is, and what it's sexual preferences are? Or are those the sorts of things we should expect the snail will find out only after a meeting, perhaps at Starbucks?

[QUOTE=Brynn]But I have no questions about human habits

Anyway, a nice scientifical discussion was developing and you just stepped in

Let's get back to snails, I say [/QUOTE]

I have questions about human habits, depending on the human involved...

[QUOTE=Magrus]I have questions about human habits, depending on the human involved...[/QUOTE]

human evolution?

ameba=something fishy=CM=snail=four legged amphibian=bipedal monkey=homo sapiens

well anyways i have a question whether oozit is really a girl..??

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]human evolution?

ameba=something fishy=CM=snail=four legged amphibian=bipedal monkey=homo sapiens

well anyways i have a question whether oozit is really a girl..?? [/QUOTE]

Ha, love how CM fits between those two.

Not about evolution though, just curious as to certain habits of certain females is all. You know, for science and what not.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, love how CM fits between those two.

Not about evolution though, just curious as to certain habits of certain females is all. You know, for science and what not. [/QUOTE]

you wish to know where in the almanac the human females mating season is scheduled? well ppl can't answer your question/joke about it, if you don't ask...

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]you wish to know where in the almanac the human females mating season is scheduled? well ppl can't answer your question/joke about it, if you don't ask... [/QUOTE]

Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though. [/QUOTE]

you too? hmm, i see pattern here women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here

damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]you too? hmm, i see pattern here women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here

damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)[/QUOTE]

You are on SYM you figured that out now? You lucky bastards. My religion forbids pre-martial sex. I am so gonna have a talk with the guy up there when i get to hell. It seriously causes problems for us hormonal teenagers

[QUOTE=CM] pre-martial sex.[/QUOTE]

That means he cant have sex before learning Judo, Aikido, and Karate.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]That means he cant have sex before learning Judo, Aikido, and Karate. [/QUOTE]

May you be attacked by rabid horny hamsters.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh, I know that schedule. It's based on irritation levels in their mates. Shouting and frustration between partners causes mating afterwards. Or, when you absolutely HAVE to be somewhere else, or when you happen to be watching a really good movie. You get your head bitten off for wanting that anytime else though. [/QUOTE]

So you mean, my wife and I are the only ones left on the planet who simply enjoy sex and lovemaking for their own sake?

fable wrote:So you mean, my wife and I are the only ones left on the planet who simply enjoy sex and lovemaking for their own sake?

Nah, my girlfriend and I quite enjoy it too. Just picking on females.

you too? hmm, i see pattern here women only want sex when it's inconvenient for the male OMG i gotta tell everyone, wait here

damn it's strange.. women are strange.. one thing i've never understood is makeup sex.. everyone says it's better and after a fight me and my gf don't go ahead and rip other's clothes off, we hug and just lie there for awhile..(maybe i need help)

I feel lucky my gf happens to be nearly as bad as I am with sex and isn't like that. Unfortunately she hasn't taken my attitude of 2-4 times a day is good for you yet. If there were more hours in a day she might be more agreeable though.

So long as there isn't any actual tearing and ruining of clothes my gf is fine with all of that. But we do happen to do more holding of each other after an argument and making up than anything else so your not far off from me at least.

CM wrote:You are on SYM you figured that out now? You lucky bastards. My religion forbids pre-martial sex. I am so gonna have a talk with the guy up there when i get to hell. It seriously causes problems for us hormonal teenagers

Maybe that rule is simply one of those nasty misinterpretations common in religions? If not, your welcome to join mine. Sex is encouraged on any surface that will happen to be comfortable and not break from the activity and as often as time and responsabilities allows in my religion.

Luis Antonio wrote:That means he cant have sex before learning Judo, Aikido, and Karate.

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!

[QUOTE=CM]May you be attacked by rabid horny hamsters. [/QUOTE]

Enjoy!

Hehehe... I'm inspired.