nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 4:52 pm

194. attempt to read every single issue of farmers digest

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:16 pm

195. Poke azmodan in the stomach to see if she giggles
**pokes azmodan in the stomach**

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:24 pm

195. Use apple Juice in your Bong. Realize it does nothing for the taste, but it creates an odd smell.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:42 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Any good bar should already sell shine

None of the bars in here seem to.

196. Undo all the knots on a string bikini. - Curdis !

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 5:53 pm

LOL is this from personal exp?

197. Drink a 12 pack of sprite then burp the alphabet

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jan 07, 2003 8:18 pm

198. Proclaim yourself King of the Wicker-people and declare war on Canada, claiming it is the Wicker Holy Land.

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 1:45 pm

199; giggeling insanely for as long as possible

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:00 pm

200. Travel to the future in which a disease has killed off all the youth and steralized all the aged, find a cure then travel back into time and market as childrens/adult aspirin. Unknown to the world you save the human race.

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:12 pm

saving the human race... nice one!

201; sitting in the bathtub untill your skin peels off

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:15 pm

202: spam random people on livejournal

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:16 pm

203. sit in the sun till your skin burns off **ouch**

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:17 pm

204 : read this thread 999 times

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:19 pm

@ garazdawi, that was the best one i have seen yet *ROFL*

205; translate this entire thread into Latin

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:20 pm

206. Put the laughter back in to slaughter

Edit: empty your mail box azmodan

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:22 pm

Originally posted by Taco Magus
206. Put the laughter back in to slaughter

Copy cat

207: Sleep! zzzzzzzzzzz

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:23 pm

Originally posted by garazdawi
Copy cat

nah just adding to the list

208. empty your mail box before it gets full

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Azmodan
@ garazdawi, that was the best one i have seen yet *ROFL*

205; translate this entire thread into Latin

209 : and then translate the latin version to cantonese

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:24 pm

210: make the tallest possible tower of CDs on your desk, worst ones on top, then start lobbing them around the room

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:24 pm

211. learn how to count

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:28 pm

212: try to get this thread to 999
213: try even harder to get this thread to 999
214: try extra hard to get this thread to 999