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I'm more than a little afraid!

[QUOTE=shana]I'm more than a little afraid![/QUOTE]

You have every reason to be afraid.
Unofficial SYM Rule #1: Do not, under any circumstances encourage Mag to share information. This is extremely hazardous to the health and should be avoided at any and all costs

*shakes my head* Information...for once I wasn't being lewd, and even the new person assumed I was. Damn reputation...:laugh:

@ DW, I have lots of stories left that would get me banned.

[QUOTE=Magrus]*shakes my head* Information...for once I wasn't being lewd, and even the new person assumed I was. Damn reputation...:laugh:

@ DW, I have lots of stories left that would get me banned. [/QUOTE]

Sorry Mag, but even if all you say weren't true, it would still be enough to be incriminating, since the thoughts alone would make you guilty

At this stage, you have no hope of even pretending to newcomers that you are pure of heart and intention :laugh:

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Sorry Mag, but even if all you say weren't true, it would still be enough to be incriminating, since the thoughts alone would make you guilty

At this stage, you have no hope of even pretending to newcomers that you are pure of heart and intention :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Thats funny given the fact there have been very, very few times I've been able to post my thoughts unedited here. :laugh:

My sig probably doesn't help with that hmm? My family still thinks I'm a good boy.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Thats funny given the fact there have been very, very few times I've been able to post my thoughts unedited here. :laugh:

My sig probably doesn't help with that hmm? My family still thinks I'm a good boy. [/QUOTE]

Indeed, but I've often found myself in the same situation, so I know *exactly* how you are circumventing the system.


Okay, I'm gone for a bit *wanders off to make Gin and Tonics with which to sit in the sun*

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Indeed, but I've often found myself in the same situation, so I know *exactly* how you are circumventing the system.


Okay, I'm gone for a bit *wanders off to make Gin and Tonics with which to sit in the sun* [/QUOTE]

Yeah, well, it's hard for me to go out of my way to censor my stuff half-way. I either don't say anything, or I am brutally uncensored in public. This "sorta-naughty-innuendo" stuff isn't my thing.

I want a drink. Have fun.

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]EDIT: 51. If you are ery disturbed and desperate, you can get a pet to pleasure you.

I remembered someone telling me about how women get it on with these horses that can't jizz in Mexico. o_o[/QUOTE]
... Actually that doesn't only apply to women. Ever heard of the whole dog-licking-peanut-butter thing? Yeah. Scary.

52. Not nearly as much zipper-phobia.

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]... Actually that doesn't only apply to women. Ever heard of the whole dog-licking-peanut-butter thing? Yeah. Scary.

52. Not nearly as much zipper-phobia.[/QUOTE]

Zippers are the devil!

Yeah...you people obviously never visited Newark, NY. Last year a guy and his girlfriend were arrested. Why you might ask? The girl was video-taping the guy-on-rotweiler action. :speech: They were selling the tapes!

[QUOTE=Magrus]Zippers are the devil![/QUOTE]
I rest my case. :laugh:

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah...you people obviously never visited Newark, NY. Last year a guy and his girlfriend were arrested. Why you might ask? The girl was video-taping the guy-on-rotweiler action. :speech: They were selling the tapes![/QUOTE]
Yeah. Gross stuff. *pukes*

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Yeah. Gross stuff. *pukes*[/QUOTE]

Yeah...I'm still shocked the dog didn't hurt the both of them. Rottie's aren't known to be so...submissive.

53. You don't have to worry about how someone ends up sitting in your lap.

That one soo ends cuddle time right quick...

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah...I'm still shocked the dog didn't hurt the both of them. Rottie's aren't known to be so...submissive.

53. You don't have to worry about how someone ends up sitting in your lap.

That one soo ends cuddle time right quick...[/QUOTE]

Wow, actually I hadn't thought of it like that. I went from disgusted to disgusted, frightened and awed.:speech:

Very true. Worse yet, when you're in that state and say your 3 year old MALE cousin wants to sit and watch TV with you. :speech:

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Very true. Worse yet, when you're in that state and say your 3 year old MALE cousin wants to sit and watch TV with you. :speech:[/QUOTE]

Try little sister...my father would not stop poking fun at me the day I stopped by his house after a "play date" with a "friend" of my own after I told her she couldn't sit in my lap and she threw a fit.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Try little sister...my father would not stop poking fun at me the day I stopped by his house after a "play date" with a "friend" of my own after I told her she couldn't sit in my lap and she threw a fit. [/QUOTE]
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That's awesome. I mean I feel bad for you, but that's great. :laugh:

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That's awesome. I mean I feel bad for you, but that's great. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

No, no, what's bad is this was in the backyard. The neighbor Kathy heard, and she teamed up with my father. I told her to send her daughter out to help me and she got quiet. :devil: What does my father do? "THAT'S MY BOY!" :laugh:

[QUOTE=Magrus]No, no, what's bad is this was in the backyard. The neighbor Kathy heard, and she teamed up with my father. I told her to send her daughter out to help me and she got quiet. :devil: What does my father do? "THAT'S MY BOY!" :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Well it's obvious where your certain personality quirks come from then... Your mother must be so proud.

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Well it's obvious where your certain personality quirks come from then... Your mother must be so proud. [/QUOTE]

She doesn't know. My brother and father only have a very basic idea. I keep my playthings away from my friends and family. Kind of like you keep business and pleasure seperate, bad things when you mix all that stuff. Stress, and nonsense, and you can't grope someone in front of your mom, no fun there.

54.) If you're naked and excited, a window can't come crashing down on top of it.

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]54.) If you're naked and excited, a window can't come crashing down on top of it.[/QUOTE]

:laugh: But you can end up with the "leaky faucet" problem. Hmm, suppose the same works for boys in the same situation huh? Damn.