The Love Boat Sails Again.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 5:40 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>"Yes General, all the MIA's from Vietnam are in his basement. His name, Gwalchmai, he has lots of bones. I even hear he chews on them." </STRONG>

Hey! A lot of my best friends are MIAs from Vietnam! Oh! Err... yeah, I guess, um... I think I have some bones to chew on. *Gwalchmai quickly teleports himself back to the Love Boat and starts dumping bones overboard*

Disclaimer: No one on this board, least of all me, would ever do anything disrespectful to human bones or any associated items. I would not hide bones in my house, I would not chew on them, and I would not throw them overboard. (Whew! Now I know FBI man Waverly will never come after me!)

Oh, yeah. I salute everyone who fought in Vietnam.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 7:12 pm

T' happily drinks the rest of her Guinness, oblivious to the fact that they're on their way to England. *giggles* Where did you get this guinness again?

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 10:09 pm

*leedogg starts down the spiral staircase into a huge underground cavern. immediately he finds the galley and grabs a bottle of Beam from the wet bar

. sipping from the bottle, he continues down another corridor, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another. finally, he reaches a large dome-like room. he notices a lage red button and procedes to press it. "jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!" he exclaims. a sizable section of the floor starts to rise and form a control panel. two flaps fold out to form a huge dual screen set up. after the comotion stops, leedogg looks in amazement. "it looks like a giant swan!"

[ 06-16-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 11:12 pm

See T'lainy? More evidence of DP's depravity!

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 11:46 pm

Scratchy and Mojo Bill make there way to the gallery... rumbling stomochs in hot pursuit!

"Cluck!" exclaimed Mojo Bill while waving his wings about furiously.
"Yes yes, I know, you want extra mayonaise on yours" replied Scratchy as he rolled his eyes, opening the doors to the gallery.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 7:52 am

Lets see.... mayonaise. No, sorry, no mayonaise. Just 'Miracle Whip Salad Dressing'. Will that do?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 8:00 am

"I'm a silent partner at Guinness, T'lainya. Would you like another?" Darkpoet opens another can.

Realizing that his plan failed again, Darkpoet desided to take care of Gwalchmai, later.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 8:13 am

I WANT MIRACLE WHIP
I WANT MIRACLE WHIP
I WANT MIRACLE WHIP

IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE COMMERCIAL, THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE TO YOU!

[ 06-16-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 8:16 am

just spamming

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 8:23 am

Originally posted by cheesemage:
<STRONG>just spamming</STRONG>

you are a spammer of the highest proportion!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 9:02 am

After eating her dinner, Minerva went to sleep. However, she was awaken by a strange noise. It was as if someone banging the hull of the boat.... She even heard a groaning with pain, or so she thought.

"I was so scared", she told the captain, "and I am not even feel like eating my chocolate tart anymore.

"

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 11:44 am

*K' inhale his cigar smokes again, the wind breeze kinda took some of his thoughts away. After some walking he found 2 people on the port bow.*

Whatta hell is those 2 is doing ?!?!

*Apparently it's Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, doing their infamous Titanic scene

*

KidD : Hey you two ! Yeah you ! *K' walks to the couple* Let me see some tickets !
Leonardo : Uhm....don't you ever see Titanic ?
KidD : Titanic or not, or whoever you are show me your ticket ! I ain't looking at a stow away aye ?
Leonardo & Kate : Hey ! We are celebirty !
KidD : Yeah right ! At this boat you're nothing if you ain't got tickets ! So seems like you two celebrity think you can ride freely huh ?
Leonardo & Kate : !!!!!!!!
KidD : OK The regulation is I must throw you to the sea since you got no tickets !!!
Leonardo (already wet his pants !) : Please, Sir We just thought since we're cel...
KidD : SHUT UP ! Now listen ! You don't think you're one hunk then you can ride freely or got no speeding ticket...YADA YADA YADA YADA
Kate : Please just don't throw us into the ocean !
KidD : Aye ! And most people callin me heartless........Allright then you gotta earn your right to stay aboard then.
Leonardo & Kate : YES ! WE'LL DO ANYTHING !!!!!
KidD : OK then, Leo you gotta bartending the ship bar ! If I see you leavng your post, you'll know what happen !

As for you Kate get to the kitchen and find our chef Mr. Gw ! You'll be his assistant, if I hear any complaints about you two, I'll let you find yourselves home with a raft !
Leonardo & Kate : GULP yes Sir !
KidD : Don't yes sir me ! Just get you arse outta my sight now, before I change my mind !

*Leonardo & Kate rushes their ways.....Leo now tending the ships bar amd Kate rushing to kitchen try to find Gw*

K' (via HT) : KidD to Gw, you got a famous assitant coming !

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 12:19 pm

Can she cook? Hmm. Doesn't matter. Here, Kate, put on this hair net and apron. You stay behind the steam table and serve up the food. Oh, and no makeup or hair extentions. We can't have the health department on us! And don't forget to wash your hands! Who knows where that punk Leonardo has been.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 12:24 pm

ROFLMAO

Now gotta check on whole decks to find THe Keptin !

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 3:20 pm

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 5:11 pm

The Love Boat is nothing compared to the Spam Boat

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 10:56 am

Minerva realised she hasn't seen anything, even ships, for 2 days. She called out to ask the Captain, but he was nowhere to be seen either. Then, she heard no other than Celine Dion singing...

"This is no good... I must leave this ship immediately."

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:01 am

As Minerva, leaves the ship. A flying Guinness truck, swoops down and takes her away. She sees Darkpoet and T'lainya, drinking Guinness, and eating fresh grilled salmon.
"Grab a chair and dig in, would you like a Guinness?", asks Darkpoet.

Armadin of Clan Geddin · Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:07 am

Arghh, I be still not feelin' too good, me reckons.

I need land!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:17 am

A flying guinness truck?