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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2001 9:37 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Returns from his Pilgramage to the City of BE where he spent days and nights in deep contemplation and emerged....enlightened.
Anyone here? Where are all my children?
</STRONG>
Thoren ate them, with a little mustard and ranch dressing.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2001 10:34 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Returns from his Pilgramage to the City of BE where he spent days and nights in deep contemplation and emerged....enlightened.
Anyone here? Where are all my children?
</STRONG>
I've never seen anyone so obsessed with children before.
*would hide her kids from Bloodstalker if she had any, but thankfully doesn't have any*
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2001 10:59 pm
by EMINEM
"strolls in, hands in his pockets, whistling a tune"
Heya!
"winks at Saturn, turns, and exits without another word"
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:15 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by EMINEM:
<STRONG>"strolls in, hands in his pockets, whistling a tune"
Heya!
"winks at Saturn, turns, and exits without another word"
</STRONG>
*blinkblink* I can honestly say that I was not expecting that.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 1:34 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Returns from his Pilgramage to the City of BE where he spent days and nights in deep contemplation and emerged....enlightened.
Anyone here? Where are all my children?
</STRONG>
*gets out from his trance-like state of meditation and untangles himself from his quasi-lotus position*
You called,
Sensei?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 1:40 am
by Maharlika
Where am I?
I must have levitated too much to get here.
My, my, that WAS an EN"LIGHT"ENING experience.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 2:12 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>My, my, that WAS an EN"LIGHT"ENING experience.
</STRONG>
Now you're pushing a weightloss program?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 3:01 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Now you're pushing a weightloss program? </STRONG>
Woah, you're right! I'm skinny from that protracted absence of sustenance.
Jealous, aren't you?
On second thought... nah. I think I'd rather have my love handles back!
*takes in a keg of Guinness and takes the liquid in, the shotgun style*
*looks at the instant bulges*
Ahhh... that's better! *burrrrppp!!!!*
Waitaminet!!! Who put chilli in the keg of Guinness?!!!!
...great stuff!
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 7:45 am
by Maharlika
Uhm... SS... methinks I got big problemo here...
...I did get my lovehandles back...
...but when I looked in the mirror...
...
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:03 am
by Bloodstalker
Maharlika, good to see you have stayed on the path. I trust you to Be well?
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:18 am
by Gruntboy
Air Marshall Gruntboy flys over the Titan Castle Pub in his space combat modified F-15:
"TAKE THAT SPACE-FREAKS, HA-HAAA-HA-HA!"
BOOM!
AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:26 am
by McBane
***stands back up, brushes debris off***
Hello all, WTF was that explosion?
Is the tap still working
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:30 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Maharlika, good to see you have stayed on the path. I trust you to Be well?
</STRONG>
Ahhh,
Sensei! Well met!
I Be well? Sure am. That meditating exercise was extremely Be well.
Although right now, SS chilli-spiked Guinness taken in shotgun-style, has made a profound physical change in me....
....
Another face!
Dunno if I have to Be happy with it or not.
Nevermind, I guess.
Let it Be.
Peace.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:37 am
by Maharlika
Grunt is on his spamm-bombing run rampage again.
Hi McBane! Help yourself.
But I recommend... not(!) the latest poison I just quaffed. Not unless you are one of those guys (like me) who can't face his problems coz his problem is his face.
Am off to dreamland right now. Approx 15 minutes here till Gorgeous Georgi's boithday.
Goodnight, all (COMM's, Lurks, SaC's and Omar's posse)!
[ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Maharlika ]
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:38 am
by Gruntboy
In the time honoured tradition of the Space Pig Corps, Air Marshall Grunt circles and returns to drop aid to his wounded victims. 24 packs of beer and crates of hard liqour float from the sky.
Cut 'em in half with a machine gun then give 'em a band aid. Tally ho!
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:40 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Air Marshall Gruntboy flys over the Titan Castle Pub in his space combat modified F-15:
"TAKE THAT SPACE-FREAKS, HA-HAAA-HA-HA!"
BOOM!
AAAAAAAAAARGH!
</STRONG>
*glares, blocking Gruntboy's pathetic attack with her Silence Wall*
: *pulls out her moon wand, glaring at Gruntboy's space combat modified F-15* Pink Sugerrr Heeeaaarrrrt Ache! *successfully shoots down Gruntboy's space combat modified F-15 using her attack*
*4 Silent Guards retrieve Gruntboy's body from the wreckage and take him to Dr. Tomoe's lab for Dr. Tomoe and Kaorinite to use in some of their experiments*
Any and all attempts to destroy the Titan Castle Pub will fail and those who do attempt shall be dealt with accordingly.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 9:54 am
by Gruntboy
"4 Silent Guards retrieve Gruntboy's body from the wreckage and take him to Dr. Tomoe's lab for Dr. Tomoe and Kaorinite to use in some of their experiments"
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:04 pm
by Bloodstalker
DAMN, I have hit 1000 posts. What a sad, dark day this is.
Nevertheless, I shall continue to work for the greater well Being of all my fellows.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:33 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>DAMN, I have hit 1000 posts. What a sad, dark day this is.
Nevertheless, I shall continue to work for the greater well Being of all my fellows.
</STRONG>
Congratulations, Bloodstalker. You'll become a spammer yet.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2001 12:37 pm
by Bloodstalker
sigh......returns to his bottle.
Thanx SS