Titan Castle Pub

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:09 am

As you step out of the portal that granted you access to this place, you look around you at the landscape of Saturn's moon Titan. You glance up at the starscape painted on the canvas of the sky, and you are amazed by the beautiful view of the planet Saturn and her rings. With some effort, your tear yourself away from the view and look forward where you see a beautiful castle designed with gothic style architecture in the distance. Some distance closer, you see a smaller version of the Titan Castle with a sign out front that reads, "Titan Castle Pub."
A few moments later, you arrive at the front door to the Titan Castle Pub. You open the door and step inside where you are astounded by the seamless combination of gothic style architecture and decorating with amazingly advanced technology. You make your way past customers sitting at tables drinking various beverages and up to the bar where you see a tall pink-odango-haired woman in a white top and blue miniskirt bartending. She turns from the customer she's chatting with, who happens to be Sailor Saturn, and says to you, "Konnichi wa. Welcome to Sailor Saturn's Titan Castle Pub." As she points at an indention in the wall a few feet away, she continues, "If you wish to order a drink, just tell that indented shelf over there what you want and it will imediately provide you with it." With that, she resumes her conversation with Sailor Saturn, the owner of the establishment.

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*looks up at the newcomers* Howdy, folks. Instead of trying to find a pub/bar, I decided to have my own pub built here on Titan. Enjoy your drinks, your fellow customers, and the game room is down that hallway. For those of you who enjoy worshipping the toilet bowl, the bathrooms are down that hall *points* as are the spare-miniskirt rooms, in case the miniskirt thief returns.

I hope you all enjoy your visit and will come back again and again.

[ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:44 am

Quiet in here.

Miniskirt thief? Oooh, guess I don't hang around here so often these days. That sounds like something mini-grunt would have got up to a while back.

*poof*

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 3:08 am

*looks around in awe*

This is certainly a place in my taste, do you have something purly synthetic to offer in the way of drinks?

And can i wish for a song? if so I choose The Robots by Kraftwerk.

*wonders around in amazement and poke with his fingers on all the hi-tech stuff*

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 3:39 am

Since my Ion Drive needs tinkering,let's see what this joint has to offer.Where is the list?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Nov 20, 2001 4:53 am

hmm ok place

but where is the sheesha????

nael · Post by **nael** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 7:17 am

ahhhh, one can always count on Fas to bring up a sheesha.
i think you have to salvage yours from the last place after it got condemned.

in the meantime, i'll have a wild turkey and coke...afterall...it is thanksgiving time.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Nov 20, 2001 7:48 am

Hey whats up nael?
I am bored in class plus i am addicted to sheesha on this forum as well as in real life.
Plus what was the last place?
I haven't been on for a long long long time!

And i doubt my sheesha would have standed all the destruction!

Best get a new one.
So who is paying for it?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:13 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Quiet in here.

Miniskirt thief? Oooh, guess I don't hang around here so often these days. That sounds like something mini-grunt would have got up to a while back.

*poof*

I think nael was the suspect in those thefts, but I don't think he was ever convicted. You could try to get convicted for the crimes if ye want, Grunty.

As for those of you wondering what to order, the "indented shelf," as my pink-odango-haired friend calls it, can provide you with any drink or food item you want. And if it isn't in the computer's database just ask that tall lady with long green hair over there *points at the other end of the bar* to program it in. She'll do so as soon as you request it and voila, you've got what you want.

For music, the jukebox is that statue of Neo Queen Serenity over in that corner. It's voicce activated and has every song ever recorded on record, 8-track, audio tape, and CD. There is also a stage over in that corner *points to another corner* for any live music if anyone feels up to the challenge.

I'd love to stick around and have a drink with ya'll, but I gotta go get ready for school. *teleports back to her castle*

nael · Post by **nael** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 8:31 am

no one can prove that i have those miniskirts!
by the way SS - did you ever find the real missing skirt?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:04 am

Originally posted by nael:
no one can prove that i have those miniskirts!
by the way SS - did you ever find the real missing skirt?

Yeah. I musta been really tired that night because it was my cat who stole it.

I found it in one of his various little hiding places.

nael · Post by **nael** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:08 am

that's a pretty talented cat. it can't be easy for a cat to drag a piece of clothing away. of course it may be a big cat, or even better...a really small skirt.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:18 am

Sailor Saturn - whats the punishment?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:55 am

Originally posted by nael:
that's a pretty talented cat. it can't be easy for a cat to drag a piece of clothing away. of course it may be a big cat, or even better...a really small skirt.

Well, he's a full grown cat, though he thinks he is a kitten. And the skirt certainly ain't big.

@Grunt Depends.

Are you COMM or Spam?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 9:59 am

That's a tough one. A little from column A, a little from column B.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:31 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
That's a tough one. A little from column A, a little from column B.

Hmm...maybe Ysh can come up with a punishment. I'm a lacking in knowledge on how to deal with such situations.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 10:37 am

Ah, another place where I can drink myself sensless, not that it takes alot to get there

So how is everyone?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 11:18 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Ah, another place where I can drink myself sensless, not that it takes alot to get there

You actually have to have a drink to become senseless? Wow!

So how is everyone?

I reckon ah'm doin' quite well. How's you doin'?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 11:24 am

Doin' fine

Love the accent by the way

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 11:33 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Love the accent by the way

Of course ya do. 'Tis a Texas accent after all.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 11:46 am

I knew I liked texas..lol

So how's your holiday shaping up?