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Post by Weasel »

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Keep me 'warmed up'?? What am I a toy??

I am not a toaster, you do not plug me in to warm me up. :mad: :mad:

*has serious thoughts about finding the whip again* :mad: </STRONG>
:eek:
*has serious thoughts about finding a new VP for my running mate* :eek:
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG> :eek:
*has serious thoughts about finding a new VP for my running mate* :eek: </STRONG>
You might have to, depending on what I do to him :)
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Post by Ned Flanders »

by bloodstalker
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that statement is as good "I've just locked and open door" or however that goes. I got a migraine reading that one. :)

**kicks bloodstalker several times to wake him up**

when you wake up reread the first part of this post and then let me in on your plan. Nightfall fast approaches and I want Limey moderator doin' his best van gogh by midnight.
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Reads ove previous post....hmmm, can't remember, I am certain it was pure genus though.... :D
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>Amazing.

Simply Amazing.

Waverly starts a thread in a day, and faster than one can say "SPAMMing is evil," you got 4 pages right away! :cool:

Two Legends coming back.

High COMM makes his presence felt and running for president.

SYMians prepare. The Three Kings have arrived. :D </STRONG>
Two legends of spam?

Who are the three kings? Spammer, spammy, and spamster?

Face it, you are a wannabe spammer with 7000 posts.
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

@Waverly: You are from Valinor?

You must be Tulkas the mad or something.
And i am Eru!
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Keep me 'warmed up'?? What am I a toy??

I am not a toaster, you do not plug me in to warm me up. :mad: :mad:

*has serious thoughts about finding the whip again* :mad: </STRONG>
Sorry, MiLady, I did not mean to insult you. Sucking up to the king, and all that rot... I did not realize that you are to be the VP soon. *realizes that sucking up to Viv sould have been a higher priority than some flaky despot*

Sorry.... :( :( :( :(
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>"I've just locked and open door" </STRONG>
I've just locked an open door, strange but symbolically compelling ;) Is that the one you mean? :)
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Post by Maharlika »

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>Two legends of spam?

Who are the three kings? Spammer, spammy, and spamster?

Face it, you are a wannabe spammer with 7000 posts.</STRONG>
Moi? Spammer wannabe? Image *tsk, tsk!*

Where'd you get such rubbish thought? Image

Never aimed to get 7K of posts faster than Chikitafastpaws...

Proud to be a COMMunicator. Image

Always was, always will be. Image

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I still think that the COMMers are just Spammers in denial... :)
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Post by Aegis »

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>I still think that the COMMers are just Spammers in denial... :) </STRONG>
Or spammers that don't want to be... But, who doesn't want to be a spammer? :D
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Post by Shadow Sandrock »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Or spammers that don't want to be... But, who doesn't want to be a spammer? :D </STRONG>
Lurkers ;)
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Post by average joe »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Or spammers that don't want to be... But, who doesn't want to be a spammer? :D </STRONG>
me!!
:p :D
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Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>me!!
:p :D </STRONG>
you don't count... you should know that by now! :D
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Is it just me, or are the COMMunicators ironically not so adept at doing exactly that? They leave a bitter spam-lite taste in the mouth. [and no, GB, I’m speaking figuratively here]

I think we need to get this Maharlika creature into the royal lab for a proper vivisection.

Minerva: no interested in joining my court? I weep. Perhaps you could just stand behind my throne and rub my royal shoulders… give it some thought.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Is it just me, or are the COMMunicators ironically not so adept at doing exactly that? They leave a bitter spam-lite taste in the mouth. [and no, GB, I’m speaking figuratively here]

I think we need to get this Maharlika creature into the royal lab for a proper vivisection.

Minerva: no interested in joining my court? I weep. Perhaps you could just stand behind my throne and rub my royal shoulders… give it some thought.</STRONG>
Is "royal shoulders" code for something Wankerly? :D
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That’s right, my shoulders, you two inch flaccid noodle. I would never be so bold as to suggest anything more where the goddess is concerned. Though if my charms led her to make a suggestion of her own, who would I be to argue?
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Sorry, MiLady, I did not mean to insult you. Sucking up to the king, and all that rot... I did not realize that you are to be the VP soon. *realizes that sucking up to Viv sould have been a higher priority than some flaky despot*

Sorry.... :( :( :( :( </STRONG>
Well...as long as that's the way it is we're all good :) ;)

*puts the whip away*
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*Signs Gwalch’s death certificate*
Mr. Executioner. Standing before you is one Sir Kane, The Betrayer. Be so kind as to strike off his head where he stands, par boil it, and have it sown back onto his corpse with coarse twine. He has been naughty in mine eyes.
*seals certificate with royal signet*

Gawain, I have a small task for you. Please take this note to the royal executioner. It most be delivered post haste, and I am entrusting you with this most important errand.
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>That’s right, my shoulders, you two inch flaccid noodle. I would never be so bold as to suggest anything more where the goddess is concerned. Though if my charms led her to make a suggestion of her own, who would I be to argue?</STRONG>
So what, you've moved on to the penny whores, and rabid monkeys? :D
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