Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:03 pm

Don’t fret, loyal netizens. Just a brief visit from your humble Waverly. I wandered by to figure out if my wagers with Aeggareth gave me a satisfactory outcome by consulting Buck’s most exhaustive walkthroughs, and thought I would make an abbreviated visit.

But this is to be no normal visit. Come, tell me of your deeds since we last met, perchance to be found worthy to take a knee and be given a lordly title and bear a standard in my noble court.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:06 pm

Although we have never met, I get the impression if may not be prudent to be on my knees near Waverly

Perhaps I am mistaken and the stories are grossly exagerated!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:08 pm

Hey Waverly

perchance to be found worthy to take a knee and be given a lordly title and beer

I will just take the beer please

I have never been one for titles myself

How are you?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:10 pm

Silence! The name McBane is not among those in my memory, impudent one. That you make no satisfactory account of your deeds per my instructions is unwise; while your bulbous forehead and protruding brow betray your questionable heritage. Be gone, lest I sick the drunken 3-legged dogs on you.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:11 pm

LMAO!!

*quickly thinks of honourable achievement before she is hit with Waverly's wrath* I survived the purple pill experiment!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:12 pm

Yshania, Tsk. Another whose deeds are too ignoble to mention in polite company? Come whisper them in my ear then.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:13 pm

It is not my fault your memory is bad

And I see the stories are true.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:13 pm

*glances around, concerned about embarrassing Waverly in public*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:18 pm

Uh, I have gotten drunk and passed out in various threads, does that count?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:18 pm

What have i acheived, erm i had some coffee this morning, nice filter it was too....erm i then had some toast, cleaned my teeth, drove off to work, and spent all day doing that. Any good

(Oh great! Flagg returns so I have to put a cap on his flirting and now Waverly has returned, do day's get any worse?

)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:19 pm

Notices Ysh's sig and wonders what the lovely lady would know about ugliness?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:22 pm

Posted by Mr Sleep -

erm i had some coffee this morning, nice filter it was too....

Achieved??? that is survival!

@BS - LMAO!! there is ugliness everywhere we look, if we fail to see the beauty

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:24 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Achieved??? that is survival! </STRONG>

Even the Cleaning of teeth, that might have been overdoing it?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:27 pm

Waverly sweetie, are you playing with a sword again with no real knowledge of how to actually use it?

*hugs* Welcome back if only for a bit

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:27 pm

@Sleepy, the cleaning of teeth is only a reminder that you still have all your own

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:27 pm

Wow, you're one of the legends--nice to meet ya!

Umm... I reached 1000 posts the other day?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:28 pm

I would think he is reminded he has teeth when he gets them out of the jar and pops them in his mouth each morning!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:31 pm

McMuffin: Aye, the stories are true, bulbous one. It is time for you to greet my ravening hoard of drunken 3-legged dogs. Make every attempt to resist your urges to fondle them as they tare you limb from limb.

Y’shania: I do not blush easily, nor have I need to. Tell me of your deeds, just don’t lick me. Unless… well we shall cross the bridge when we march upon it.

Bloodblister: Your deeds are not of merit, but as you seem to be the only Symer cabable of following simple instructions: Kneel. I hereby knight you Sir Drunkard, Lord of Ales.

Mr. Sloop: Eh, you dare appear before me? You are braver than toothless harlots give you credit for in the tales they tell the sailors down by the docks. Kneel! You shall be my Assistant Junior Jester. Put on this poofy skirt and dance for my court.
*throws nickels at his Asst. Jr. Jester*

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:32 pm

What about me, Wave?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:32 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>@Sleepy, the cleaning of teeth is only a reminder that you still have all your own </STRONG>

Not necessarily, i might have them on the mantle peice, just as a reminder of my lost youth