The Valentine's Day Massacre -- The Valentine's Thread for Bitter Single Folks

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:50 am

Re: Question

Originally posted by der Moench
Hey, Bloodstalker; I can't resist this question any longer: how the heck do you consider yourself a "lurker" with almost 2,000 posts!?!

He has a higher SPD than me.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:58 am

Re: That almost made sense

Originally posted by der Moench
Georgi has buggered off, hasn't she?

Sorry, I was doing something else... Did your exam go ok?

And what can I say, would I be bitter and single if I had men queuing up to buy me dinner?

Very sweet of you though

I gotta go too, laters people (and deities)

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 5:00 pm

Originally posted by Der-draigen
Sorry there Gothmog Hey, this is a place to rant about it though. Not like that OTHER Valentine's thread, the goopy hearts and flowers one run by a certain Dark Flame we all know and love *shakes head*

p @Viv )

Don't forget that's it's fuzzy too

*Viv claps her hands and chirping birds fly in to circle Der's head, dropping scented rose petals over the room*

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 6:34 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
@Sleepy lyrics. Thea Gilmore's playing my local again next month

You lucky thing, are you going?

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 12:54 am

AN comes in,sees irritatingly fuzzy birds where they shouldn't be and weird unholy smells. So he snaps his fingers, and a dark cloud descends, and a dank depressing smell invades the thread. The birds fly away, afraid of the dark cloud. And ravens fly in cawing Nevermore, Nevermore. Something that AN finds imminently pleasing.

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 9:01 am

What the --------?.........

Thanks to AN for restoring our atmosphere

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 11:17 pm

You are welcome, this thread is not for fuzzy wuzzies, and happy things, but for pondering the torment of love denied and love spurned.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 12:00 pm

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 12:50 pm

OMG ROFLMAO

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:35 am

Cheers .

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:35 am

what an unrelated irrelative spambumb V

other than it's valentines day, you really had to dig up the ashes to bring back blast from the past and now i'm feeling ****ty.. so i guess your plan to bring misery to ppl has succeeded atleast on my part(yes you are indeed evil, i didn't want to believe ppl when they said you're evil but i guess this proves it.) although i have a gf she's away from me and i see her so rarely.. *sigh*

i hate love, life without love would be so much easier, but also so much more empty

CM · Post by CM » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:06 pm

Oh well its just another day. No clue why people are getting depressed.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:18 pm

it's not about the day, it's about the thread, reading some of that stuff made me think about past and what's happened... sometimes i feel like actually beating up some persons badly(i'm dead serious.. the persons/reasons will remain personal)

CM · Post by CM » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:28 pm

Of course i understand. Your reasons are personal, but trust me there is always one girl you wanna beat the crap out of for the way she treated you. Of course i am assuming its a she

It can get you down, but hey think of it this way. You are much better off without her and hopefully she ain't happy

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:52 pm

actually there isn't.. and the persons are not females.. but they are linked to a female, and to what they've done to her(not a crime..), but that is not for discussion..

and it's strange how impossible it is to find a good looking, nice, loving non-cheating woman isnt' it? i mean you can find women who are all afore mentioned but lack some in the looks department, but oh well you can't have all

CM · Post by CM » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:03 pm

Its not looks really for me. Rather if i am attracted to them. I knows girls like that but i am not attracted to them. Heck a sheep would be more attractive. Just the qualities a guy wants. sweet, caring, interested honest etc. But all so not attractive.

Its a pain.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:48 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Yeah this up coming hellday is the worst.
I will join you guys and drown my sorrows in my tea!

[/QUOTE]
Is it a sad day for you, too? I tought Sytze or BS would at least surprise you with a nice bunch of flowers...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:55 pm

When you quote make sure its for this year

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:58 pm

always trying to kick where it hurts when it comes to COMM, eh B?

but getting back to the conversation: although discussed and concluded many times before, but isn't it strange how love always hurts, no matter the case in some point it WILL hurt you so badly that you do not want to live anymore and still ppl fall in love, and love.. and here comes the ever romantics saying:"but what would we be without love" and the answer is best heard from the ppl.. so let's have it. the pros and cons of love

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:46 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]but getting back to the conversation: although discussed and concluded many times before, but isn't it strange how love always hurts, no matter the case in some point it WILL hurt you so badly that you do not want to live anymore and still ppl fall in love, and love.. and here comes the ever romantics saying:"but what would we be without love" and the answer is best heard from the ppl.. so let's have it. the pros and cons of love[/QUOTE]

Well, my experience has been that everyone who tells me they love me is a liar. People seem not to understand what it is to love a person. Those who have expressed their love for me have either lied to me, for my own good of course. They didn't want to hurt me so they lied to me, wonderful logic no? Cheated on me, which apparently having an argument with a girl and breaking plans because you were both upset, makes it the guys fault when she ends up with her legs in the air with a friend of hers. Umm, dating me for money, which was plain foolish of the girl. I'm broke, so joke was on her. Oh, as a way out of your crazy mothers house, that's another. A friend of mine decided to lie to me and claim she loved me as an escape, wasn't necessary I'd of helped her either way.

Oh, the girl I was dating who mysteriously got pregnant during our relationship before we decided to have sex. *nods* The "I dunno" excuse doesn't quite cut it there girl.

Love is something that requires communication, trust, devotion, honesty, effort, caring and affection. Without all of those it fails, and unfortunately most people my age simply don't understand this or find it worth the effort. That or they can't cope with the amount of effort involved in keeping a relationship healthy, or are cowards and can't be honest under a lot of circumstances.

I used to only go for relationships with a long term goal. I wouldn't date someone unless they planned on staying with for a good long time. Now, after dealing with all the stuff I have, I don't bother with any of that. I found a girl who's wonderfully, bluntly honest about everything who we've mutually agreed that she's to be my toy and that works for the both of us. Honestly, it's the best "relationship" I've had and I feel closer to her than all of the other girls I've dated. Probably simply because she IS honest to me and I can trust her.

I've seen my family be torn apart, for stupid, horrible reasons and I have to wonder what people have been thinking marrying each other. Granted people grow apart, but certain relationships I've watched from start to finish, and some of those were just idiocy plain and simple. Too many people IMO mistake being lonely and horny for love.