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@Voo....it's a sad day indeed for SYM when I am compared to a no good Weasel I smell conspiracy

@DW...not literally, no.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@Voo....it's a sad day indeed for SYM when I am compared to a no good Weasel I smell conspiracy

@DW...not literally, no.

You'll have to join me, the Fembots and Grunty in our fight against the evil one, then.

@DW...figuratively then, I suppose....in other words, any way he can get it.

Originally posted by VoodooDali
You'll have to join me, the Fembots and Grunty in our fight against the evil one, then.

@DW...figuratively then, I suppose....in other words, any way he can get it.

Does this involve pantless action? One must always ask where grunt is concerned

Don't try to analze me, I am too complex

@DW...figuratively then, I suppose....in other words, any way he can get it.

You know, I think it might be time to assist BS to the electroshock therapy room ! I have this funny feeling he might need a few jolts in order to recover from the trauma of being confused with Weasel

Originally posted by dragon wench
You know, I think it might be time to assist BS to the electroshock therapy room ! I have this funny feeling he might need a few jolts in order to recover from the trauma of being confused with Weasel

Actually, I beat you to the punch, I caught him in the cantina and strapped him to the mechanical bull.

I should probably check on him, don't you think?

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Actually, I beat you to the punch, I caught him in the cantina and strapped him to the mechanical bull.

I should probably check on him, don't you think?

lol! yes!
We don't want him wearing the bull down to a shadow of its former self !

Electroshock therapy? Is it my birthday?

*tries to ingore being saddlesore*

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Electroshock therapy? Is it my birthday?

*tries to ingore being saddlesore*

Watch out...he's had quite a lot of tequila...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Electroshock therapy? Is it my birthday?

*tries to ingore being saddlesore*

It's a special treat for having helped erect those poles Ned wanted installed

I leave him in your hands, for now DW. My friends want me at the bar around the corner.

I erected none of Neds poles

On that note, I am out. Later

*hug* @Voo & DW

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Watch out...he's had quite a lot of tequila...

well combined with the electroshock therapy, he should be in a fine frame in which to snuggle with Weasel's goats

<<edit>>
*hug* @ BS

later Voo

by DW
It's a special treat for having helped erect those poles Ned wanted installed

I seem to have missed the special treat or was that the erotic dancing you were performing earlier this afternoon for Gwally and I. A fire hose has never been put to such good use.

by BS
I erected none of Neds poles

Dude! What the hell are you talking about. The only pole I know about is the Staff of the Ram +7 and it's currently in an anti-magic zone.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I seem to have missed the special treat or was that the erotic dancing you were performing earlier this afternoon for Gwally and I. A fire hose has never been put to such good use.

lol! My feeling is that different patrons ought to be considered according to their diverse tastes. I figured you and Gwally would appreciate the dancing whilst BS seems more the type to enjoy electric tickling

oh, and the cool water from the hose was quite welcome after such strenuous dancing

by DW
oh, and the cool water from the hose was quite welcome after such strenuous dancing

Not to mention it did wonders for your attire.

Does that really need to be in your signature?

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Not to mention it did wonders for your attire.

Does that really need to be in your signature?

So Gwally and I have an appreciation for performance arts while BS is into S&M, or better yet, playing the role of the submissive.

Please keep that cattle prod away from me. Mind you, I've got a long hose.

*grins*
Well not being the overly modest type I was more grateful for the benefits it provided me, than concerned about the potential benefits to my audience

Nope, but I thought it would be fun for at least a moment

I have generally gotten that impression. After all, BS usually lurks about pub threads in the hopes of cajoling the women into doling out gratuitous beatings. I'm not entirely sure that you and Gwally are more refined in taste, but you have been more skillful at concealing your more degenerate tendencies

It is getting a bit late here, so I am off to bed
night

I thought I'd provide some visuals for our fine establishment




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Do you hide the bodies in the attic?

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Do you hide the bodies in the attic?

that and the dunegon

Puts on Hotel California by the Eagles

Hotel California

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

The Eagles