Caenorhabditis Elegans' practice of mental welfare

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:18 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]

And for lunch today, dear staff and clients: Luis Antony-meatballs with sallad and baked potato![/QUOTE]

*chuckles* CE, you made a dirty joke! WOW. That makes my day.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:34 am

C Elegans wrote:

And for lunch today, dear staff and clients: Luis Antony-meatballs with sallad and baked potato!

MoltyMan wrote:Yuck! Who'd want to eat that

Oozit wrote:Someone who obeyed CE's orders *coughMoltovircough*

Great Oozit!

C Elegans wrote:Luis is young, and with onion and chili pepper I am sure the meatballs will be delicious

I can make good massage as well

But please, dont boil with chili pepper, use it after I'm uncounscious (sp?)

But he's quite bony, too, so you'll need to invite some dogs as well to the feast

I'm not bony!

I'm tall. And tasty. And I look good. And... a girl said yesterday that I have a nice butt!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:57 am

CE despite my good looks, i'm kind of lazy, is there anything you can do to help me? other than a kick to the rear or a slap to the back of my head?

i ain't touching luis' balls yech! someone else can have my dish

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:09 am

Enough ramblings about massages, balls, meat and Brazilian weirdo's named Luis! Back to business, patients! I have a small problem, my dear CE: my hair is irritating me! It's too long and I always have to move it away from my eyes, and it takes almost 30 seconds to comb. What can I do? Electroshock therapy? Chemo? Group therapy? A mix of Rohypnol, Rilatine, Valium and Prozac? Help me!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:24 am

[QUOTE=moltovir]Enough ramblings about massages, balls, meat and Brazilian weirdo's named Luis! Back to business, patients! I have a small problem, my dear CE: my hair is irritating me! It's too long and I always have to move it away from my eyes, and it takes almost 30 seconds to comb. What can I do? Electroshock therapy? Chemo? Group therapy? A mix of Rohypnol, Rilatine, Valium and Prozac? Help me![/QUOTE]

Dump glue in it, stir and be amazed in about 15 minutes.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:50 am

Brynn wrote:But he's quite bony, too, so you'll need to invite some dogs as well to the feast

I'm sure the rats in the cellar will take care of that

Magrus] *chuckles* CE wrote:
It wasn't really intended to be dirty, just slightly ambigous

If you like dirty jokes you should meet my parents, they are absolutely hopeless....

Luis] I can make good massage as well <snip> And I look good. And... a girl said yesterday that I have a nice butt![/quote] Really? Hm...what about posting a picture of that butt of yours wrote: CE despite my good looks, i'm kind of lazy, is there anything you can do to help me? other than a kick to the rear or a slap to the back of my head?

A cattle prod?

*calls for Nurse Magrus*

Moltovir]my dear CE: my hair is irritating me! It's too long and I always have to move it away from my eyes wrote:
ECT is the best option, then immediately afterwards we fixate it with hard wax. You will never again get it in your eyes, and combing becomes redundant.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:22 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]
A cattle prod?

*calls for Nurse Magrus*
[/QUOTE]

actually i was kind of serious there.. so any REAL help..? i'm not hopeless i just tend to leave it to the last possible time before doing it. "never do something today, which you can also leave undone tomorrow" is kind of my motto at some times. i do most stuff but the important ones like the kind of decisions that determine my entire future tend to be delayed indefinately...

and i could give you the nude photo but i don't have a digital camera so i can't take one.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:38 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]actually i was kind of serious there.. so any REAL help..? i'm not hopeless i just tend to leave it to the last possible time before doing it. "never do something today, which you can also leave undone tomorrow" is kind of my motto at some times. i do most stuff but the important ones like the kind of decisions that determine my entire future tend to be delayed indefinately...

and i could give you the nude photo but i don't have a digital camera so i can't take one.[/QUOTE]

If you are serious, please post in my "serious couch", because in this thread I am considerably more interested in your butt than in your problems

I very well understand the problem you are referring to though, it is called "procrastination" and it takes some self-discipline and strategy to deal with.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:51 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]If you are serious, please post in my "serious couch", because in this thread I am considerably more interested in your butt than in your problems

I very well understand the problem you are referring to though, it is called "procrastination" and it takes some self-discipline and strategy to deal with. [/QUOTE]

ah yes.. forgot about that.. i might do that. but although it's a problem it's a problem i've learned to live with, but i'm amazed that there was no comment on my lack of a digi cam

are you losing your touch??

i can help you to find it, i can share mine with you

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:56 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]ah yes.. forgot about that.. i might do that. but although it's a problem it's a problem i've learned to live with, but i'm amazed that there was no comment on my lack of a digi cam

are you losing your touch??

i can help you to find it, i can share mine with you

[/QUOTE]

ROFL, obviously I am - might be because I'm at work and not really able to focus on male butts

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:02 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]ROFL, obviously I am - might be because I'm at work and not really able to focus on male butts

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there's always time for butts

, but i prefer to focus my attention to female butts, not meaning that i've tried focusing into male butts. no sir!

you're working at 18:00??? i know you have flexible hours(just guessing but IIRC it was so) but working at this hour.. strange

so shouldn't you actually be working and not get paid for keeping your virtual psychiatric institute for the depraved and heavenly figured men??

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:03 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]It wasn't really intended to be dirty, just slightly ambigous

If you like dirty jokes you should meet my parents, they are absolutely hopeless....

A cattle prod?

*calls for Nurse Magrus*[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, everything I see or hear turns into something dirty.

I'm a nurse now too? Wonderful. The pervert turned volunteer nanny AND nurse.

I don't have a cattle prod, but my friend DID get his hands on one of those police tazer things.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:40 pm

Locke Da'averan wrote:there's always time for butts

Perhaps I should send you my digital camera, I have one I never use...

you're working at 18:00??? i know you have flexible hours(just guessing but IIRC it was so) but working at this hour.. strange so shouldn't you actually be working and not get paid for keeping your virtual psychiatric institute for the depraved and heavenly figured men??

Alas, poor me, I work day in and day out at the lab, and all other time I have to attend this clinic...I think I need another foot massage soon...

Magrus] I'm a nurse now too? Wonderful. The pervert turned volunteer nanny AND nurse. I don't have a cattle prod wrote:
Every mental nurse must have a cattle prod *hands one to Magrus*.

You're look darn handsome in that short white starched coat and the little cattle prod. Very sexy, if I may say so. Now, we just some more female patients...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:48 pm

[QUOTE=C Elegans]Every mental nurse must have a cattle prod *hands one to Magrus*.

You're look darn handsome in that short white starched coat and the little cattle prod. Very sexy, if I may say so. Now, we just some more female patients...[/QUOTE]

Why thank you. *wiggles* I don't think I'll need the cattle prod for the female patients though, charm works better and I like girls that are lively.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:53 pm

That is extremely unethical of you Magrus!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:55 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]

That is extremely unethical of you Magrus!

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Nothing wrong with charming young ladies. Cattle-prodding them for my own usage would be unethical. Bringing happiness and pleasure to my patients is my job is it not? It's why I wear the nice uniform yes?

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:05 pm

I dunnoo.... It wldn't make ME a happy patient.... I require special (read none male/masculine) care

What do you offer?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:12 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]I dunnoo.... It wldn't make ME a happy patient.... I require special (read none male/masculine) care

What do you offer?

[/QUOTE]

Well, if you were a girl, I prefer redheads. But a boy... I have this new, sleek and shiny cattle prod that is completely untested....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:35 pm

[QUOTE=C Elegans]
Really? Hm...what about posting a picture of that butt of yours, if it's really, really good it may save you from the frying pan.
[/QUOTE]

So now I can be saved aye?

Good to have a nice butt. Now can I mail it to you?

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:57 pm

Trials of a Clueless Nurse Named Magrus:

"So, I ask her if she would like my... special treatment. She takes off all her clothes and agree's. I look at her chest and realise, it's just a chest. My gaze slowly travel's downwards and I shriek. Suddenly her voice deepen's, and she ask's what's wrong, honey? After hearing this, I run out the room followed by her. I think, why am I being followed by a horny man? Then I scream out, what have I done to deserve this!?"