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Taking my hammer and the old trusty duct-tape, Weasel finishes the Dole room. Purple wallpaper with crushed pineapple shag carpet. (Extra charge for this room )

The room will be called the Dole Crush Room. (Monkey is in the closet with probe)

Now I put on my bellboy cap and meet the next guest.

Mr.Leedogg, you get the Boom Boom Room sound proof and fully stocked with beer.Up the stairs and to the right, take the first hall to the left..room number 24.


Finished with Leedog, I hurry back to await the next guest.

Ahem, for all purposes relating to this story, Vehemence shall now be refered to as Scratchy.

Note1: Any attempt to call him otherwise while in this thread will result in severe whippings with his extra large can of whipped cream.

Note2: Any attempt to call him Scratchy in any thread outside of this one will result in complete deniability which may or may not be accompanied by death threats that look like chicken scratchings

WARNING: Scratchy the Ninja Clown is not someone you shall want to mess with.

He is armed with:

1 Complete black ninja outfit with matching boots.
6 ninja plastic ninja stars with rubber soft bits on the end so as not to poke eyes out (extra safe that way)

Scratchy's Safety Tip: When throwing ninja death stars, always duck straight after.

1 Grappling hook with extra long cable.
1 pair of infrared goggles
1 pair of x-ray specs
1 pack of mint flavoured gum in individually wrapped foil pieces.
1 pair of extra industrial strength cutters for cutting through the most hardened substance in the world... duct tape.
2 cans of extra strength strawberry flavoured whipped cream.
A chicken named Mojo Bill who has awesome powers too many to list
A six inch retractable ladder which can extend up to 40 feet.
A length of string.
A swiss army knife with sturdy rubber restraints.

Scratchy and Mojo Bill's entrance: Scene 1.

The small rubber dingy washes up against the hull of the love boat. A flash and whisking sound soon follows as a grappling hook winches a dark and mysterious figure up to the boat. "Well Mojo Bill, it looks like we've found the place" said Scratchy the ninja clown.
"Sqwauk, gobble gooble, cluck" said Mojo Bill.
"Yes yes, I'll get to that later." responded Scratchy tensely. "Onwards!"
"CLUCK!" added Mojo Bill.

AH Guest!!

May I welcome you two aboard Will it be two rooms or one? Any preferences on the room/rooms? We have lots to chose from, we even redecorate to taste for a small charge.

May I ask your names?

Scratchy looks at Mojo Bill. "Um, what do we do, we've been discovered!"
"Cluck CLuck SQWAAAK!!" says Mojo Bill while ruffling his feathers.
"Play along you say?" asks Scratchy. "Why that's brilliant, Mojo Bill!"
Scratchy addresses the appropriately dressed bell boy. "How do you do. My name is Scratchy and this is my friend Bill, *suitable pause* Mojo Bill. We will take the one room thankyou very much." Says Scratchy. A sudden tugg at his leg, Scratchy looks down. "SQWAAAK, Cluck." says Mojo Bill.
"I'm sorry, make that two rooms." says Scratchy indignantly.

LEAD ON!

AH Good sirs two rooms it is.

Mr.Scratchy sir, I have the Turkish room for you, very nice. Room 123 up the stairs to the right.

Mr.Mojo Bill sir, the closes room I have to Mr.Scratchy is the Marines Last Stand Room I hope you find it to you liking. Room 125 up the stairs to the right.

It has a connecting door. All your bags have been placed in your rooms, have a great stay.

Darkpoet for sure has to blow up the ship. He hates clowns with an upmost passion. He tilts his head the other way again.
"When I have a frown, the ship has to go down. Whan a clown looks like a loon, then he must go booom."

Love Boat Galley Menu

Appetizers:
Deep fried potato chunks with c0cktail sauce
Potato skins with sour cream and Baco-Bits

Soups:
Potato Chowder
Potato soup

Entrees:
Potato Casserole
Stuffed Potatoe al la Dan Quail
Shepherd’s Pie
Spud Loaf
Vegetarian Potato Burger with French Fries

On the Lite Side:
Traditional Potato Salad
German Potato Salad

Desert:
Sweet Potato Pie

Kids Menu:
Pokemon Potato Macaroni and Cheese
Potato Dog with Catsup (Sorry, no Ketchup available)

Service available at all times (except when boat strikes iceberg or explosives detonate). Just ring bell to wake cook.

As Scratchy the Ninja Clown and Mojo Bill are lead to their separate rooms, Mojo Bill suddenly clucks. Scratch nods acknowledgingly and proceeds to click a button on his "special" watch. A quick red flash followed by a brief beep sound signifying that something had been done. Either that or he's just got a fancy watch.

Scratchy made himself home in the Turkish room and thought about the plan some more.

Meanwhile in the Marines Last Stand Room Mojo Bill clucked a lot and went straight for the mini fridge with all the good stuff!

The Love Boat - what is this, Titanic II or something

Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>The Love Boat - what is this, Titanic II or something </STRONG>

God, no! It's wors... err, better than that.

Aye Weasel, where you wantin me to post as Security here ? BTw you're sure to load those depth chargers and Tomahawk missille ? And where's my trusty F-117 with full compliment ? *Shrugs* I need a drink !

AAH My special guest arrives Minerva I have your room all prepared

@KidD01...I leave the defences to you.

Aye Captain !
Let's see how this radar thingy works, perhaps there's a manual here somewhere

Waverly begins peddling in earnest. Sinks to the bottom. Has a cursing fit. Begins peddling again...

*leedogg is still sitting in his sound proof BOOM BOOM ROOM. he has givin up on yelling for help. as he sits, he thinks to himself "Lee, how in the hell did you not notice the door only had a knob on the outside!" *

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>AAH My special guest arrives Minerva I have your room all prepared
</STRONG>

Am I the special guest? And can I have special service here, then?

On the second thought, special service on this boat is not necessarily a good thing...

Sailor : "Sir, we got interestin sight on our seabed viewer"
K' : What ya got Laddy ???
Sailor : Perhaps you want to see this yourself, Sir !"
*KidD look and the viewer and see how Waverlys sub sinking and how his feet shows up and stil peddling*
K' : Whata F..... I think that thing belongs to The Flintstones !

Put's on bellboy hat, runs down and greets the next guest.


AAh The Wise Lovely Minerva I have your room already, the service to your room is first class, better even than the Capt's. Your bags have been delivered to your room, if you would please step this way I have the elevator ready with your own password. Feel free to change it to what ever you like. You will find a whole collections of books for your enjoyment, in the Doc Waverly Memorial Book Depository.


Seeing Minerva get in the elevator, Sleazel marks off the The Hug Weasel Room as occupied.


Next guest??

*leedogg, now bored senseless, stands on his head in the corner*

Aye Keptin ! Being nauhgty again aye ? Me hope yee ain;t got any trouble ahead

Come on the upper deck here, gotta show ya interesting thingy !