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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:24 am
by C Elegans
DP, I'm happy to hear that

Now we are 4

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:26 am
by Darkpoet
How are you CE?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:29 am
by C Elegans
I'm fine, thanks. Working only half time this month, and weather has been terrific for once. How are you? Have you moved yet?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:00 am
by leedogg
you make feel like a sell out.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:03 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>I'm fine, thanks. Working only half time this month, and weather has been terrific for once. How are you? Have you moved yet?</STRONG>
I'm fine, I'm keeping busy. No I haven't moved yet. Glad to hear, you are having good weather.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:04 am
by El Cid
How
Roskolnikovian a topic!
1) Murder an unknown person?
Yes!
2) NunRape? Them nun's are just asking for it
Yes!
3) Disarm? One word: reattach! (remember Bobbit)
Yes!
4) Playing in Times Square for 10 min? 10 min! Some serious self-control!
Yes!
5) Harass a child? If by "harass" you mean "take candy away and taunt"
Yes!
6) Frying in the water? I shall surely go insane!
Yes!
7) Bugger Gruntboy? Uh, the combination of brit terminology and appeal to clique makes me leave this one alone.
8) 10% chance of death today!
Yes!
How 'bout some real challenges like:
9) Would you perform cunnilingus on your mother for a cool million if she was blindfolded and none-the-wiser?
10) Take the million dollars in return for lowering your IQ (by removal of brain tissue or scuba diving on acid) by 30 points?
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:26 am
by C Elegans
@El Cid:
9. No
10. No
There is nothing I would do for $1M that I wouldn't do by free will, other than if I need the money to save my life (or a lot of lives). Call me not very finacially oriented

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:33 am
by El Cid
You, my good sir, are a robot.
I'm not doing 9 or 10 either, though. The others are just short term discomfort for long-term gain. That's just good business!
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:49 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by El Cid:
<STRONG>You, my good sir, </STRONG>
ROFLMAO

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:59 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by El Cid:
<STRONG>You, my good sir, are a robot.
</STRONG>
Are you referring to me? What do you mean by robot? And what do you mean by sir?

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:13 pm
by El Cid
Hey, nothing personal, there C Elegans! Your kind tends to throw pronouns into disarray, that's all!
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:24 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by El Cid:
<STRONG>Hey, nothing personal, there C Elegans! Your kind tends to throw pronouns into disarray, that's all!</STRONG>
No, I'm not offended, only confused. My kind??? Europeans? Women? Existentialists?
An existentialist robot - sounds like a Philip K D!ick novel

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:30 pm
by El Cid
I know that Electric Sheep helps you drift off at night. 220 volts of woolen bliss!
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:34 pm
by Yshania
1- 8 No to all.
How 'bout some real challenges like:
9) Would you perform cunnilingus on your mother for a cool million if she was blindfolded and none-the-wiser?
10) Take the million dollars in return for lowering your IQ (by removal of brain tissue or scuba diving on acid) by 30 points?
9. Are you serious???!!!
10. Yes. I can afford it! Actually, on reflection, that might render me unconcious...

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:10 pm
by El Cid
Yeah, your side of the pond can't spare to lose any more IQ points.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:22 pm
by Yshania
@El Cid. Not rising amigo!
[ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:32 pm
by El Cid
drat
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2001 4:26 am
by Gruntboy
Glad you left the bugger one alone their El Cid. At least we know you can reign in your baser instincts, if only momentarily.
Goats and young babies everywhere are safe from you, for a while.
