One million dollars

[Witch King]

For one million dollars, after taxes, what would you do? It should be understood that there would be NO negative consequences to you personally (outside of your conscience) for anything you did. Would you:

1) Murder someone unknown to you?
2) Rape a nun?
3) Cut off your arm?
4) Walk naked across Times Square for ten minutes, playing with yourself?
5) Seriously harass a child?
6) Take five hits of acid and go deep-water scuba-diving?
7) Bugger Gruntboy?
8) Jump out of a plane with a 1 in 10 chance of your parachute opening and you living?

Foul's Answers:
1) Y
2) Y
3) N
4) Y
5) N
6) Y
7) Y
8) Y

[Vehemence]

1) N
2) N
3) N
4) N
5) N
6) N
7) N
8) N

To me, there are more important things than money.

[Witch King]

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>
To me, there are more important things than money.</STRONG>

That sounds incredibly self-righteous. Of course there are more important things than money, I completely agree. In fact, I've never met *anyone* who felt differently. That wasn't the question, the question was about certain actions, and that part you answered and I can accept that answer.


(edit) BTW, I can''t believe you wouldn't do the puffin with GB for 1 mil, you're clearly lying. Oh well. Hell, I'd *pay* for it....

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Witch King ]

[Brink]

I would say no to all of those actions as well

[Vehemence]

WK: I wouldn't even "do the puffin with gruntboy" for all the money in the world!

After all, you said you'd have to live with the consequences of your conscience

[Witch King]

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>WK: I wouldn't even "do the puffin with gruntboy" for all the money in the world!
</STRONG>

Yeah, ok, we believe you.

[Brink]

I have a question: how would a lady do some of those actions above (especially the one about buggering Gruntboy) ??

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

[Xandax]

Originally posted by Witch King:
<STRONG>For one million dollars, after taxes, what would you do? It should be understood that there would be NO negative consequences to you personally (outside of your conscience) for anything you did. Would you:

1) Murder someone unknown to you?
2) Rape a nun?
3) Cut off your arm?
4) Walk naked across Times Square for ten minutes, playing with yourself?
5) Seriously harass a child?
6) Take five hits of acid and go deep-water scuba-diving?
7) Bugger Gruntboy?
8) Jump out of a plane with a 1 in 10 chance of your parachute opening and you living?

</STRONG>

1) Definately - this would be a piece of cake, I'd even kill some of the people I know .
2) depends on the nun - otherwise it'll cost you 2 mill.
3) Wich arm are we talking about?
4) Yep
5) well again, depending on what child it is.
6) I don't like the water, especially diving, so I'd say....hmm for 2 mill. not 1
7) Hmmmm - put him in a dress and lets talk again (Oh nevermind - he already has one )
8) 10% chance - sure, I never get a percent that big when crossing the street.

[Mr Sleep]

1) N
2) N
3) N
4) I'd do that anyway
5) N
6) Y
7) Y and you haven't done this already?
8) N

[Mr Sleep]

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>I have a question: how would a lady do some of those actions above (especially the one about buggering Gruntboy) ??

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]</STRONG>

Should i explain certain things to Brink? he obviously hasn't had a certain type of education...

[ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

[Weasel]

1) N
2) N
3) N
4) Y
5) N
6) Y
7) N
8) N

The more money involved will cause my answers to change.

[Saigo]

Foul, your questions are pretty self-biased. You've already done the things you answered "yes" to.

I'd do #6 for free. The rest aren't worth the money.

[Gruntboy]

For a million dollars, I'd let you all bugger me.

[Mr Sleep]

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>For a million dollars, I'd let you all bugger me. </STRONG>

Your prices have gone up

[leedogg]

1) Yes-i already have a few in mind
2) no- even though she would thank me
3) no
4) Yes-Oh yes
5) no-i only harass my own
6) nope-done acid once, definatly not scuba at the same time i would decide i don't need air! if the fish can do it, so can I
7) tough one-no
8) i don't think so

Guess I'll never be rich

Waesel! you can't swim! you would be on a suicide mission!

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

[Craig]

As long as i chose who 1

[C Elegans]

1) N
2) N
3) N
4) N
5) N
6) N
7) N
8) N

There's not much I'm prepared to do for money, unless I need the money to save my life. I wouldn't even change job or move to place I don't like for a limited period of time for $1M.

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>1) N
2) N
3) N
4) N
5) N
6) N
7) N
8) N

There's not much I'm prepared to do for money, unless I need the money to save my life. I wouldn't even change job or move to place I don't like for a limited period of time for $1M.</STRONG>

That says to me that your happy with your life. You and me are the only two who wouldn't do any of the aforementioned tasks for 1 million dollars. No wonder we were matched up

So any idea on how we conquer eastern Europe yet? I've got the schematics worked out for an island generator

[C Elegans]

@Vehemence: Maybe Waverly wasn't so bad as a matchmaker after all...actually, I'm surprised we are the only ones who answered no to everything.

I look forward to use the island generator Conquering Eastern Europe might be tricky, the people their treasure their freedom a lot...hm, I guess some good old brainwashing could be useful

EDIT: Brink also said no to everything, I missed his post the first time just because it was so short. We'll adopt Brink and bring him as a younger brother to our island

[ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: C Elegans ]

[Darkpoet]

No on all the above.