New improved goodbye form

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG> </STRONG>

Now this is pure 100% SPAM at it's purest!

[Mr Sleep]

[KidD01]

Did some one just mention spam ? One spammy reply coming up !

[Craig]

I, craig being the sensitive sort, am
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
Because I can no longer put up with
2) members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me
and
5)Being a kid
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
2) you will showering me with the attention and affection that I crave
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
2) if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say anything?
3) I have feelings too?
4) me a god will smiteith you?
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
IF i was leaving

[KidD01]

SPAM !!!!!!

[leedogg]

I,Leedogg, being the sensitive sort, am
being drama queen
Because I can no longer put up with
5)can't cope with the pressure put forth by fellow spammers
I am telling you all this so that
2) you will showering me with the attention and affection that I crave
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
XXnone of the above
Don’t you know that
3) I have feelings too?
In closing, please know that
3) we can meet back here next week for ‘my goodbye’ part 3472



BTW-my parent teach a clogging gruop, if you all want lessons.

[Gwalchmai]

Can I join in the spamming, or do I have to 'say goodbye' first?

@leedog: I suggest that you and your parents use Draino - that usually solves most cloging problems.

[Gwalchmai]

I, _______, am Spamming today because:
1) I am bored at work
2) I don’t have a real job
3) I don’t have a real life
4) School is out, and my parents left me alone with the computer
5) I am avoiding working on my research paper/thesis/dissertation/exams
6) I don’t have ToB yet, otherwise you guys wouldn’t see me for weeks

My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
1) Meaningful and serious, with obligatory references to esoteric culture
2) Meaningless and short (i.e. “Spam and Run&#8221
3) Humorous, in a light and fluffy kinda way
4) Ignorant drivel, revealing more about my own stupidity than should ever be public knowledge
5) Insulting for no apparent reason

In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
1) Quality vs. quantity
2) Quality? What’s that?
3) I have better smilies than anyone else
4) I Spam, therefore I am
5) Spamming is an art, and I am Raphael

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
1) Giving virtual hugs/kisses/massages/flowers/cookies
2) Outside, but the light is too bright, and my pasty green skin burns so easily
3) Talking about the opposite sex
4) Talking to a real person, but noone will listen to me
5) Playing ToB, or maybe clogging

[Weasel]

<STRONG>I, Weasel, am Spamming today because:
3) I don’t have a real life

My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:

4) Ignorant drivel, revealing more about my own stupidity than should ever be public knowledge


In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:

5) Spamming is an art, and I am Buford T Justice.

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:

3) Talking about sex
4) Talking to a real person, but noone will listen to me
</STRONG>

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]

[Minerva]

ROFL Gwalchmai

<STRONG>I, Minerva, am Spamming today because:
5) I am avoiding working on my research paper/thesis/dissertation/exams

My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
1) Meaningful and serious, with obligatory references to esoteric culture

What I post is always meaningful.

In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
6) None of the above

Quality AND quantity

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
4) Talking to a real person, but noone will listen to me
</STRONG>

[Gwalchmai]

Oh, Minerva, surely someone would talk to a goddess if given the chance? Now, a Weasel on the other hand...

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Gwalchmai ]

[Anatres]

I, Anatres, being the paranoid sort, am
5) nursing imaginary hurts

Because I can no longer put up with
5) your voices in my head

I am telling you all this so that
3) I have time to reload

While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
XXX All the above and more

Don’t you know that
4) Paranoids have real enemies too?

In closing, please know that
4) I am going to that other board, which is to remain unnamed so you don’t follow me, where I don’t have to look over my shoulder all the time.

[Waverly]

I, Waverly, am Spamming today because:
7) I impress myself with my wit
My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
6) Insulting and lascivious, preferable with an evil smilie at the end
In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
6) Are there any young women about?
Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
6) Drinking in a dank pub and flirting some tart.

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

[Minerva]

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Oh, Minerva, surely someone would talk to a goddess if given the chance? Now, a Weasel on the other hand...

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Gwalchmai ]</STRONG>

Thank you. But people don't know I'm a goddess, you see..

[Gwalchmai]

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I, Special Agent William Witz, am Spamming today because:
8) I am still on the look out for hugging felons and their accomplices
My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
7) Self-incriminating
In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
7) I am a dedicated public servant and any subterfuge was necessary in order to do my job
Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
7) Nothing. Spamming is all I know.</STRONG>

[Gwalchmai]

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Thank you. But people don't know I'm a goddess, you see.. </STRONG>

Ah, I see. You are no doubt very wise not to reveal that fact to everyone.

[Craig]

I, craig stone, am Spamming today because:
6) I don’t have ToB yet, otherwise you guys wouldn’t see me for years
My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:

2) Meaningless and short (i.e. “Spam and Run”
3) Humorous, in a light and fluffy kinda way
4) Ignorant drivel, revealing more about my own stupidity than should ever be public knowledge
5) Insulting for no apparent reason

In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
3) I have better smilies than anyone else
4) I Spam, therefore I am
5) Spamming is an art, and I am A painter dude

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
6)WHAT??

[Brink]

I, Brink, am Spamming today because:
7) None of the above

My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
1) Meaningful and serious, with obligatory references to esoteric culture
4) Ignorant drivel, revealing more about my own stupidity than should ever be public knowledge
5) Insulting for no apparent reason

In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
7) None of the above (I retired from spamming 2 weeks ago)

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
1) Giving virtual hugs/kisses/massages/flowers/cookies
3) Talking to the opposite sex
6) Hanging myself with my shoelaces

[Craig]

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>to</STRONG>

TO??

[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: craig ]

[Brink]

@craig-Why?Is there something wrong with tha??