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Originally posted by Der-draigen
@der Moench: Der-draigen is a very old Gaelic name, from around the 12th century.

Cruel women? I'd like to hear it if you want to share. I'd like to think guys aren't the only predators who enjoy ripping people's hearts out and scattering the pieces so far abroad that they'll never all be found...

I'm getting the same pop-up ads. And helpful romance tips on my main ISP menu.

Oh, my first girlfriend was a joy. She and I were living together when she fell for a friend of mine. Lovely evenings sitting at home, while she went at spent the night with him.

Top that!

Gaelic, hm? Does it have a meaning, or is it just a name? der Moench, BTW, is German for "the monk." Perhaps knowing my first experience in love, you can now appreciate my desire to stay in a monastary for a few hundred years ...

Originally posted by Minerva


Where are you going to flame first?

I'm busy working on the 14th. Washing dishes in a posh restaurant after happy couples had romantic dinner.

How sad...

Don’t use that rolleyes smilie on me, Goddess. I’m sure I’ll find plenty of starry-eyed romantics to tease.

Myself, I’ll spend cupid’s holiday the exact same way I spent my birthday: Contacting dozens of people over the phone and through email trying to convince them they need my expensive yet superfluous services.

Originally posted by der Moench
Oh, my first girlfriend was a joy. She and I were living together when she fell for a friend of mine. Lovely evenings sitting at home, while she went at spent the night with him.<SNIP>

DM, tough break man ! But remember live goes on, there are lots of female out there and I don't think most of them like your ex.

Here, have some whisky ! *pour a glass of whisky*

Originally posted by Waverly
Don’t use that rolleyes smilie on me, Goddess. I’m sure I’ll find plenty of starry-eyed romantics to tease.

Myself, I’ll spend cupid’s holiday the exact same way I spent my birthday: Contacting dozens of people over the phone and through email trying to convince them they need my expensive yet superfluous services.

Question 1. What exactly is your "expensive yet superfluous services"?

Question 2. How many starry-eyed romantics are you planning to tease?

Question 3. What's wrong with this ?

ps.

what day is valentines anyway?

LOL, Kawaii-chan you're being sarcastic again.

I wonder why you always tease Wafflefry ?

Q&A with Minerva
Question 1. What exactly is your "expensive yet superfluous services"?
Well, Minerva, I have some services you might be interested in, but alas I’m not sure you could afford them.

Question 2. How many starry-eyed romantics are you planning to tease?
I’m not sure, depends on how many I come across. Don’t worry, I’ll always make time to tease you as well.

Question 3. What's wrong with this ?
You can roll your eyes all you like, just not with me. It hurts my feelings.

ps. <-- Put your tongue away unless you intend to put it to use

Originally posted by der Moench


Oh, my first girlfriend was a joy. She and I were living together when she fell for a friend of mine. Lovely evenings sitting at home, while she went at spent the night with him.

Top that!

Hmm, I'm not going to say anything can really be topped...I think all experiences are different. Much like the old apple/orange analogy. All I'll say about my own experience is, that it can easily compete

Gaelic, hm? Does it have a meaning, or is it just a name? der Moench, BTW, is German for "the monk." Perhaps knowing my first experience in love, you can now appreciate my desire to stay in a monastary for a few hundred years ...

As far as I know, given names didn't have any meaning. When surnames started they had a meaning, like "the great" or "red-hand" or "crooked". As far as I know. I don't know an awful lot about Gaelic though...

Originally posted by Waverly
Q&A with Minerva
Question 1. What exactly is your "expensive yet superfluous services"?
Well, Minerva, I have some services you might be interested in, but alas I’m not sure you could afford them.

Now I'm getting curious about this one

ps. <-- Put your tongue away unless you intend to put it to use

Perhaps an ice cream will help

vomitous, vomitous, wherefore art thou vomitous?

I don't know what you're talking about. I think Valentine's day is just a splen-diddly holiday. Eveyone walking around with those little hearts bubbling up from themselves just like Beavis and Butthead whenever they'd see Todd, he's cool.

Plus, guys have the pleasure of getting in touch with their feminine side gleefully spending $60 on a dozen roses......

WHICH WILT IN A FEW DAYZ TIMES, what a waste of money. Then you buy your significant other a big box of chocolates to get them fatter so they don't rush off and sleep with someone else.

People running around calling each other 'honey' all day. Someone get me a bucket.

Well, I hate Valentine's day. Fortunately, so does my girlfriend. We usually celebrate it by going out to some hole in the wall bar for some piss water beer and so greasy crappy food. It just seems fitting to us while all the pretentious folk go out and spend a boatload of money because they require a day, some declared holiday, to remind them to be nice and/or consider their significant other.

If I'm not in your town, make sure you puke in a flower basket for me and piss on that box of chocolates. later.

Anti-Cupid

Originally posted by Waverly
Q&A with Minerva
Question 1. What exactly is your "expensive yet superfluous services"?
Well, Minerva, I have some services you might be interested in, but alas I’m not sure you could afford them.

How do I know if I can afford your service or not? Besides, how do you know if I'm interested in them in the first place?

Question 2. How many starry-eyed romantics are you planning to tease?
I’m not sure, depends on how many I come across. Don’t worry, I’ll always make time to tease you as well.

I'm not a "starry-eyed romantics", nor a part of a happy couple. You don't have to tease me on Valentines Day.

Question 3. What's wrong with this ?
You can roll your eyes all you like, just not with me. It hurts my feelings.

I'm sorry I didn't know you have feelings...

ps. <-- Put your tongue away unless you intend to put it to use

My tongue has some good use.

Kid:
Now I'm getting curious about this one

Down, Kid, Down! I’m sure you are a nice guy and all, but kindly satiate any such curiosities with Weasel.

Originally posted by Waverly
Down, Kid, Down! I’m sure you are a nice guy and all, but kindly satiate any such curiosities with Weasel.

Okies, Master Wavy. But I ain't gonna satiate anything thing with a Weasel

Those are kind words, Sir, but ....

Originally posted by KidD01


DM, tough break man ! But remember live goes on, there are lots of female out there and I don't think most of them like your ex.

Here, have some whisky ! *pour a glass of whisky*

Ah, KidD. The thought is much appreciated, but I can't stomach whiskey - I'll stick with my Paulaner.

As to "lots of women" --- where? Are they beautiful and intelligent and kind? Present company excepted, Der-draigen & Minerva, my experiences have not led me to have a happy outlook on the "fairer" sex.

BTW, is anybody else going to embarass themselves with tales of love lost? I'm startin' to feel a tad foolish for posting that last one! Come on, people! Time to fess up to all love's barbs.

Well there's an old saying that you can look far far awasy but eventually the one you seek is always near you. Ah well who am I to give advice anyway ? I'm just a lonewolf enjoying my single live these days. But I do admit it feels lonely sometimes

Cheers DM !

Re: Those are kind words, Sir, but ....

Originally posted by der Moench


BTW, is anybody else going to embarass themselves with tales of love lost? I'm startin' to feel a tad foolish for posting that last one! Come on, people! Time to fess up to all love's barbs.

I think your "Weasel for President!" sig is much more embarrassing than your story, to be honest...

Originally posted by Minerva


My tongue has some good use.

OMG. Would the rest of you be so kind as to vacate the thread for bit and give Minerva and me some privacy? Thanks in advance *big evil grin*

Oh no we won't

Right, Kawaii-chan ??

Originally posted by der Moench


As to "lots of women" --- where? Are they beautiful and intelligent and kind?

See, now there. Why isn't intelligent and kind enough? Why do guys place so much emphasis on looks??

Perhaps -- and this is not addressed specifically to you, der Moench, but as a general comment -- perhaps if guys didn't place so much emphasis on looks, and didn't try to find the ideal supermodel, they would more easily find the intelligent and kind women.

Not to say that supermodel-types aren't intelligent and kind (some of them are, I'm sure ). Just saying that, if you're looking for looks, your vision is going to be clouded. This goes for women too, of course. I know women who constantly fail at relationships because they go for the hot guy and kind of cross their fingers and hope he's also a good person. Or, they go for the hot guy and outright imagine him to be a good person.

Originally posted by Waverly
OMG. Would the rest of you be so kind as to vacate the thread for bit and give Minerva and me some privacy? Thanks in advance *big evil grin*

Why do you think I would show you how I use my tongue?



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