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[Aegis]

1. Why do we need to go out to have it be romantic. I find sitting down with a girl, and just talking to them is the ideal romance for me. I love to get to know them.

2. Clothing eh. Well, I'm a pretty snazzy dresser, especially when I do a casual/formal type thing. Probably my Black pants, white dress ****, with a black over shirt, btoh rolled up to the elbows. Gelled hair, with slight sutble, and my shades. Her clothing is completly up to her, and depending on what the date is.

3. I don't dance. Period. I tried once, and it looked like a drunk bear.

4. Calm negotiation, and making sure I do nothing to make it worse.

5. Well, as I've had no actual experiance in this department, I'd say the bedroom.

6. New Zealand. Just for the amazing scenary.

[Nightmare]

For all those who say they can't dance, just try a mosh pit. Jump up and down to the music, and push other people around. Great fun.

[Tybaltus]

Originally posted by Gaxx_Firkraag
For all those who say they can't dance, just try a mosh pit. Jump up and down to the music, and push other people around. Great fun.

Im inept at all forums of dancing, no matter how simple. Trust me on this one. Doesnt mean I dont have fun. I dance when Im alone, so I dont make a fool of myself in front of everyone.

[HighLordDave]

I'm in "the program" already, but I'll post answers in case my wife decides to leave me for a younger man.

Originally posted by C Elegans
1. What is your idea of a romantic date?

Is this a "cost is no object" kind of question, or is it "What is your idea of a romantic date that you can afford?"

2. what do you wear for the first date, and what do you want your date to wear?

That depends on what you do; some people prefer casual get-to-know-you first dates, other people prefer more formal attire. I personally prefer casual, and I prefer to skip the whole small talk part of a first date because (back when I was dating) I tried to get to know the girl before I asked her out.

3. What are your favorite dancing style?

I don't dance if I can help it. I make white people look good.

4. How do you like a domestic conflict to be?

Resonably civil; that's not to say that you shouldn't get passionate when you fight, but if you come to physical blows, you have larger issues than what you were fighting over. I don't like to resort to name-calling or other manipulative fighting tactics because that also means you have larger issues than whatever it was that brought on the spat. A note of warning: you don't want to expend too much energy fighting or you won't have anything left for the make-up sex.

5. What is the best place for sex?

Anywhere you can have it.

6. So, you've been together for 1 year. What do you like to do for a celebration?

If you're smart, you saved something memorable from your first date and you incorporate that into a gift or your first anniversary date. For instance, if you went hiking on your first date, you might save a rock or souvenier from where ever it was you went or maybe you take your date back to the same place one year later and have a skywriter put a message like "Happy 1 Year" in big smoke letters in the air above you while you eat. This requires 1) foresight and 2) a reasonable level of confidence on your first date that you'll have a 1 year anniversary.

[wiwimu]

1. What is your idea of a romantic date?
a nice warm and cosy cafe with fresh baked bread.

2. What do you wear for the first date, and what do you want your date to wear?
A dress for me and a nice white shirt and blue jeans for him.

3. What are your favorite dancing style?
anything goes.

4. How do you like a domestic conflict to be?
i would argue my way through it, if that doesn't shut him up i would just get out and scream.

5. What is the best place for sex?
on a nice soft surface.

6. So, you've been together for 1 year. What do you like to do for a celebration?
a nice kiss would do just fine.

[Kameleon]

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Im inept at all forums of dancing, no matter how simple. Trust me on this one. Doesnt mean I dont have fun. I dance when Im alone, so I dont make a fool of myself in front of everyone.

Well, you should be getting plenty of practise then Seriously, moshing is impossible to get wrong...the more people's feet you step on the better, and spiky jewelry is a must

[frogus]

I suggest we establish a committee for the teaching of Tybs how to mosh. I will be the...treasurer.

[Kameleon]

OK, I nominate Gaxx_Firkraag as coach And I'll be the Chairman of the Board, unless anyone has any objections. As long as we can all mosh occasionally, while managing to beat up Tyb in the process, I see no need to actually teach him anything

[frogus]

Alright, here is an agenda for his lessons:

Day 1: Headbanging in bedroom to the savage bit at the end of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Day 2: Headbanging in bedroom to In Utero.

intermission - intensive jumping up and down regime.

Day 3: Moshing at garden party while drunk.
Day 4: Moshing at garden party while sober.

intermission - shopping for shoes with laces, dog collar, and knee braces.

Day 5: Headbanging in van with friends to The Ace of Spades.
Day 6: Field trip to a pu5sy nu-metal gig.
The Sabbath Day: Sabbath .

[Kameleon]

Looks good - when will the almighty test be? We'd have to find a really heavy goth metal band, set him up there, and film the carnage Maybe we could set him up at a Raging Speedhorn gig? I hear they're pretty violent

EDIT - can't spell carnage

[Mr Sleep]

1. Beach walking, i love the beach at night, it's just beautiful

2. That depends, for the beach walk i would say something beige Maybe a white t-shirt and some kahki of some kind; something comfortable.

3. Hip hop beats and grinding, i need something to shake my bits to

4. Talking things through, throw one plate at the wall and that is that.

5. Bedroom...or maybe while skydiving

6. Romantic Dinner.

[Tybaltus]

Originally posted by Kameleon
Looks good - when will the almighty test be? We'd have to find a really heavy goth metal band, set him up there, and film the carnage Maybe we could set him up at a Raging Speedhorn gig? I hear they're pretty violent

EDIT - can't spell carnage

You do realize I read your conversation with frogus. I dont like the sound of where this is going........

[Bloodstalker]

Just remembered this is a thread modeled after one of Waverly's.....I require my match to be female, AND human. Thank you.

[C Elegans]

Since I so far have received 13 replies from males, but only 2 replies from females and only about 4% of the population is gay, I see a problem here that can only be solved by:

1. 10 males have to date each other, and one gets to date me.
2. Some males get to date each other whereas the others get interspecies dates.
3. 11 males get interspecies dates.
4. I date 11 males (Wonder if this would be good or bad for business?)
5. More females post.

[Mr Sleep]

Originally posted by C Elegans
5. More females post.

I could post as a female if that will help...

[Bloodstalker]

I want a "No Sleep" clause in my application.

[C Elegans]

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I could post as a female if that will help...

No problem, Kam has already accepted to date if needs be

@BS: I see you have demanded a human female, so I will do my best to match you up with one...I did however not promise you she would be alive....

[Kameleon]

Originally posted by C Elegans
No problem, Kam has already accepted to date if needs be

Hey! I didn't do anything of the sort!!! Well, maybe I did, but I can assure you it was all in jest When I post some serious answers, then I'll get all picky over who I will and won't date

[Tybaltus]

Originally posted by C Elegans

4. I date 11 males (Wonder if this would be good or bad for business?)
5. More females post.

These are the 2 options that please me most. I just hope I dont end up with Mr Sleep or Kam, or for that matter any guy....