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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 2:18 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Kayless
34. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Gollum. 
ROFL !
Um...if you've been drooling over Gollum... I suggest you seek help from one of SYM's resident professionals very soon.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 2:45 pm
by Gruntboy
"Give us a hug! We don't have cooties!"
LMAO
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 3:06 pm
by Kayless
Hey Grunt, did you ever see your Dungeon Crawl Inc. cameo?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:06 pm
by Robnark
35: visit your local duck pond with full scuba gear. tell the onlookers that you have narrowed down the possible locations of atlantis to somewhere in the pond.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 7:38 pm
by Obike Fixx
36- Write a book
37- Do some Mensa math
38- Watch Fight Club 7 times
39- Write your own autobiography
40- Beat yourself with a rusty iron pole
41- slice your artery, so that you can make sure you have 6-8 litres of blood
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 7:43 pm
by Phantom Lord
42. Fall in love
43. Start copying Dalí pictures
44. Water your plants
45. Switch all your clocks from summertime to wintertime
46. Buy X-mas presents
47. Visit your dentist
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 7:52 pm
by Taco Magus
Originally posted by Phantom Lord
43. Start copying Dalí pictures
Haha good idea. love it
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 8:42 pm
by Curdis
48. Rate every post in SYM via your own personal SPAM quotient allow a weighting for time of post. Announce a contraversial winner and place your private email account in the post.
Muhahahahahahahahahah - Curdis
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:33 pm
by KidD01
LOL BTW How ya doin Curdie
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:07 am
by Maharlika
#49
Originally posted by Askal
19. (or is it 21?) Beat yourself up for not scrolling down far enough to see Maharlika already did 17 and 18.
...apply all those bandages to Askal till he stops beating himself up.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:18 am
by Tybaltus
Good God! Were up to 50 already?
gee I guess 50 is:
50-post replies in a thread called: " nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem"
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:57 pm
by Bloodstalker
51. drink
52. make up fake name to use when you go out to hit on everyone else's women
53. hit on every female that comes within a 9 mile radius.
54.visit plastic surgeoun to get your jaw put back in place after your numerous "rejections"
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:00 pm
by Bloodmist
55. Counting knots in the ceiling
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:15 pm
by Taco Magus
Originally posted by Bloodmist
55. Counting knots in the ceiling
hey ive actually done that.it dosent work. it put me to sleep ;P
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:28 pm
by frogus
What the hell kind of ceiling has knots in?
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:32 pm
by dragon wench
56. Arrange a dinner party and prepare an assortment of mysterious-looking dishes. Then enjoy the expressions upon your guest's faces as you politely enquire if this is the first time they have sampled garden worms in aspic.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 2:46 pm
by thantor3
Originally posted by dragon wench
56. Arrange a dinner party and prepare an assortment of mysterious-looking dishes. Then enjoy the expressions upon your guest's faces as you politely enquire if this is the first time they have sampled garden worms in aspic.
ROFL! No doubt a dish best eaten cold.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:00 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by frogus
What the hell kind of ceiling has knots in?
um, a wooden one?
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:03 pm
by frogus
Or indeed one made of string. Silly of me really.
