The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:43 pm

I’m not feeling depraved enough to be here right now....

Any suggestions as to how I could rectify this?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:44 pm

@Ned ROFL!

ne'er mind, BS has left now, I don't know if he even noticed

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:48 pm

@all, lmao!

*passes out free drinks*

@Gwally,
you could try heading down to the basement, I have heard good reports about the jungle gym,

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:50 pm

Hi Gwally, spend some time with me. I'm an overwhelming bastion of depravity. My own blood is 83% corruption. Come with me, we'll go pick up some high skool chics in BS's pickup truck.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:54 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Hi Gwally, spend some time with me. I'm an overwhelming bastion of depravity. My own blood is 83% corruption. Come with me, we'll go pick up some high skool chics in BS's pickup truck.

Sounds good to me! Can I bring my favorite feather?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:02 pm

Dare I ask what the feather is for? Maybe you can bring if it's kept in your pocket. You should bring stuff like cheap beer and a tin of bugler and rolling papers. A monkey wrench is always a good thing to have. Don't forget to grope Ysh on your way out to the truck. Woo-Hoo, on the highway to depravity, I'm so gosh durned excyted.

Thanks for the free ****tails DW, we'll be back. Also, I'm making a formal request for a couple of dancing poles in the joint; no place is truly depraved without dancing poles, whether you call it a sanctuary or not.

And no DW, I'm not counting the Staff of the Ram as a dancing pole........not yet anyway.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:11 pm

Girlz like the feather. Trust me on this.

*gropes Ysh*

Okay, I'm ready! Let's roll!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:14 pm

ROFL

*Brings in an architect, and ensures that several stalwart dancing poles are erected in the lounge*

Also, while the architect is here, I have instructed him to build us an extension.... the library....

featuring the works of..

Le Marquis de Sade
The Collected Works of Conan Doyle
The Nineteenth Century Romantic Poets
Sappho
Anais Nin
Henry Miller...

And any others people would like to see will be happily included

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:18 pm

Okay, the feather stays.

**Ned and Gwally peel away from the tavern in the BS pickup, thoughts of hell on wheels dancing through their skulls. Hours later, they return with a high skool cheerleading squad, some livestock and cattle, and a lot of empty bottles of tequilla. Neither seems to remember what they did with pants, however, a permiscuous member of the cattle is donning a feather with a grin. The pickup truck has been replaced with a fire engine.**

This is as tame as I could be without having my post deleted.

Gwally, I hope you feel depraved.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:18 pm

Nice timing DW, on the dancing poles. I brought back some dancers!!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:24 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Gwally, I hope you feel depraved.

I sure do. Thanks! But.... why are all the cheerleaders wearing Kevlar vests? And that donkey seems to have a small puncture wound in its neck.... Ned! Have you been snacking between meals again? Shame on you! Remember your diet!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:25 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Nice timing DW, on the dancing poles. I brought back some dancers!!

lol! Thanks

Maybe you should instuct the dancers to make a foray into the library... for extra inspiration...so to speak...

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:28 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
The Collected Works of Conan Doyle

Oh? Did the Guy-Who-Comes-On-After-Leno write a book?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Oh? Did the Guy-Who-Comes-On-After-Leno write a book?

anything is possible in this dark den of delights

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:32 pm

Gwally's given them all the inspiration they'll ever need. Hey, someone had to drive the fire engine and that donkey Gwally was referring to was a horrible driver, so I got stuck in the driver's seat and left Gwally in the back teaching them some new cheers.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:35 pm

As long as Ned doesn't start calling his newly-created vampire donkey "Mini-Me", then its all good.

Hey, DW! Why don't you show us how those dancing poles work?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:36 pm

An excellent idea Gwally

**bangs his empty mug on the bar**

The last thing SYM needs is a bloodsucking donkey, i had nothing to with that.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:39 pm

*get's the fire hose ready for DW's "flash dance"*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
As long as Ned doesn't start calling his newly-created vampire donkey "Mini-Me", then its all good.

Hey, DW! Why don't you show us how those dancing poles work?

*sheds outer gown and puts on music, proceeds to gyrate madly about the lounge*

*Notices that Gwally is watching the pole very intently, wonders at what might have been slipped into his drink*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:44 pm

Gyrate is a cool word.

The donkey was carrying quite a pharmacy with him when we picked him up. It should be able to provide insight into Gwally's current concoction.

It turns out the cheerleaders could learn a thing or two from you DW. Any chance for an encore' performance.