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True Neutral Human Paladin Bard
Follower Of Gond

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Deity:
Gond is the True Neutral god of artifice, craft, and construction. He is also known as Gond Wonderbringer. His followers believe that 'actions count' - that is, that what is accomplished in the end is what is truly important. They wear saffron clothing, with red sashes containing all manner of mechanical devices. Their preferred weapons are firearms, since the followers of Gond had a large hand in their making and invention. They also wear plate mail (no shield), but generally prefer to have bodyguards, instead. Gond's symbol is a toothed wheel, made of ivory, bone, or metal.

Neutral Good Half-Elf Bard Ranger
Follower Of Oghma

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma's symbol is a scroll.

Hmmm.

@Rob-Hin you're a lawful good thief, eh?

Originally posted by Georgi
Neutral Good Half-Elf Bard Ranger
Follower Of Oghma

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma's symbol is a scroll.

Hmmm.

@Rob-Hin you're a lawful good thief, eh?

Well, in some ways, I could see you as a bard. You've just got that knack to entertain.

IIRC, thieves/rogues can be of any alignment in 3rd Edition D&D, though I doubt that's what the survey is based on. Sounds more like 2nd Edition/AD&D from some of the results.

Originally posted by Georgi

@Rob-Hin you're a lawful good thief, eh?

Yup, that kind of amazed me too.
Though compared to real life, it does make a bit sence... except for the thief bit, as I don't steal. I do prefer to be fast instead of strong though.

Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
Well, in some ways, I could see you as a bard. You've just got that knack to entertain.

Why thankyou *strums lute* I was hoping for a mage, so I guess it was close. Not really convinced about the ranger part...

IIRC, thieves/rogues can be of any alignment in 3rd Edition D&D, though I doubt that's what the survey is based on. Sounds more like 2nd Edition/AD&D from some of the results.

Really? That makes no sense at all. I don't see how you can possibly be a thief and be lawful at the same time. Except maybe if you concentrated on stealth and finding/disarming traps, and never used your lockpicking skills to burgle anyone's house, or open any of those locked chests... in other words, a thief with incredibly strong willpower.

Nice one!
I turned out to be just like my chars in the game... how odd!

"Fear my Magic Missile!" vs. dragons... Oh man, I'm good!

Lawful Good Human Mage Cleric
Follower Of Mystra

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Deity:
Mystra is the Neutral Good goddess of magic. She is also known as the Lady of Mysteries. Followers of Mystra wear armor and carry shields with her symbol on them. Mystra's symbol is a ring of stars.

am i the only elf in here

or are you hiding so people dont laugh at you and call you tree huggers?

Oh mighty (whs's my god) oh yes Solondor Thelandria reveal the unfaithfull and smite the gnomes

*runs away, arrows and bolts nearly hitting*

Originally posted by IHateUsernames
am i the only elf in here

or are you hiding so people dont laugh at you and call you tree huggers?

Oh mighty (whs's my god) oh yes Solondor Thelandria reveal the unfaithfull and smite the gnomes

*runs away, arrows and bolts nearly hitting*

How could one pass that up?

Wussy, run-away elfs....off to go get a hair treatment I suppose....

*paid for in part by the evil gnome, Bash-an-Elf today campaign*

Elf smelf. Im an Uman and proud. Lets grill up the gnomes and enslave the elves to serve them to us. Kill Kill Kill...

Originally posted by Grendel
How could one pass that up?

Wussy, run-away elfs....off to go get a hair treatment I suppose....

*paid for in part by the evil gnome, Bash-an-Elf today campaign*

Perhaps one needs to remind you not to piss off the buggers who don't have to bend over to punch you in the codpiece?

P.S: All in good fun, though I think I might have gone a wee bit too far... Hmmm...

*Dons Radiation suit +10*

*Casts bigby's Tactical Nuke*

*Elves take 343.7d13 damage*

*Elves fail save Vs vaporisation*

RT youre a paladin youre not allowed to enslave or grill anyone

I think a blackguard suits the thug better.
(=the opposite of a paladin)

Originally posted by Etherial
Perhaps one needs to remind you not to piss off the buggers who don't have to bend over to punch you in the codpiece?

P.S: All in good fun, though I think I might have gone a wee bit too far... Hmmm...

Let's just say this isn't going to help when your promotion within the EGC comes up for review.

@RT would that be with French Fires or the Baked potato?

Craig there clearly has the right attitude.. ..even though technically he doesn't appear to be evil. Oh well will just have to balance the act with an act of supreme self-sacrifice...say a large anonymous donation to the BEAT campaign (Bash Elves Audaciously and Thoroughly)

Im going to get beat up whe User sees this post. oh wll

Ill need to start my own colletction against gnomes. Just because im the only elf in here. How about: The International Collection Against Short People or TICASP (thats a good name)

ELVES UNITE

Chaotic Good Human Ranger Cleric
Follower Of Shaundakul

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Deity:
Shaundakul is the Chaotic Good god of travel and exploration. He is also known as the Rider of the Winds. His followers are typically rangers, and work to protect the land. They typically wear leather armor, and carry long swords and short bows. Shaundakul's symbol is a white hand with the index finger raised.