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Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 1:18 pm
by irish37130
any poor homeowner --
"oh, excuse me mr. walk right into my house and stand there waiting for me to turn around and then wonder why I call for guards. How about I just hand over my sole possessions which equal about 3gp. Would that make it easier for you than waiting for me to turn around?"
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 1:52 pm
by i4v02v95i5p09k9
Lol this is great..
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 2:04 pm
by arno_v
Any hrad of one of the great houses: No sorry I've got no time, I'm going to my weakly game of cards with the leaders of the other houses.
Dagoth Ur: No sure, don't be shy, just come in and we'll talk it all over.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 2:47 pm
by UserUnfriendly
EVERYONE....
"I just want to sit down!!! I've been standing for the last 3 years!!!"
(yeah, i know about the sitting npc mod...)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:02 pm
by unregisturd
Anyone: "Why do we all wear the same underwear?..."
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:06 pm
by pepsi
Fargoth: I'm straight!
edit: ;p didn't see someone else already posted that...
...doh!
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:29 pm
by Locutus
Originally posted by lifeishell91
Sorry Locutus but that was kinda mean. I mean you pretty much insulted all gay guys in this forum And thats just pretty damn low.
And no, this isn't a joke
oh....well the joke stays.beacause of the antipatic fargoth,not sombodys physical beliefs
still: apology to any man offended
Dagoth ur : "The horns?oh,its just the viking helm stuck on my head.Imagine, i can think of a devilish plan to destroy the life,but i cant come up with the vaseline oil....."
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:38 pm
by fable
Mehrunes Dagon: "I love you, you love me..."
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 4:13 pm
by Danbacksli
Dagoth Ur: "Danbacksli, I am your father."
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 12:06 pm
by lifeishell91
A gang of kid's:
Hey guys! Let's go over to Vivec, race ya to the giant tick!
That would of been funny if there were any kids.
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 5:08 pm
by Dark Master
Player character: Anything at all!
Yeah I know about the voice mods, but I've never bothered.
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 5:14 pm
by fable
Guard at Seyda Neen's harbor: "What d'ya mean, bringing more prisoners here? The place under quarrantine. Sail off!"
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 7:47 pm
by blake
"Sure! you can sleep in my bed! I wont report you or have you expelled from the guild!"
Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 5:44 am
by Fer'or
Originally posted by Danbacksli
Dagoth Ur: "Danbacksli, I am your father."
*Heavy breathing*
Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 9:22 am
by brian12321
Dagoth Ur: "Hey, cmon man. Now would you quit that! Stop it and fight me would ya! No! NO, MY HEADDRESS DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GIGANTIC HORNED HYENA!! Cut it out! *whimper whimper*
Posted: Sat May 22, 2004 12:21 pm
by arno_v
Anybody attacking you: Surrender now and I might let you live, ow sorry, forgot there is no surrender button, mhuhahahahaha gues I've got to kill right away!
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 1:48 am
by beornica
dunmer: "You... you wouldn't happen to have any Visine, would you? Man, between this hangover and the soap I got in my eyes this morning...."
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 9:21 am
by Adahn
Originally posted by lifeishell91
Sorry Locutus but that was kinda mean. I mean you pretty much insulted all gay guys in this forum And thats just pretty damn low.
And no, this isn't a joke
Leave the poor guy alone, it was just a joke
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:15 am
by irish37130
"Hey, did you hear about the werewold that killed every member of the village down the road last night? Pretty gruesome, huh. I sure am glad that sort of thing never happens round here...AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURP SLURP
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:37 am
by fable
Daedra: "Wait! What time is it? Sorry, can't kill you now. I'm late for my gang in Evercrack."