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That mutant couple in Broken Hills (large house near the exit to East side of the town) is quite funny. Just go there and listen their arguing.

::Random character during intense combat::
"I wish I had a limit break." (like in FF7)

::A vault computer after re-checking it too much::
"You've searched 53 times already. There's nothing here."

Vaults Comp

Why stop there when you are searchin vault cities computer?

Computer: You search the database and find nothing new.

[After searching the data base a few more times]

Computer: Look, you don't find anything new, maybe if you search the database 50 more times, something will show up.

[After searching the number of times the computer mentioned]

Computer: okay, there really is nothing more to find here. Please stop doing this.

[The next search you do]

Computer: *an electrical shock surges through the keyboard, you take one point of damage*

every access after that yields the same message, and you really do take damage from it.

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Myron (If you are a sexy Female):


You: Myron, put your weapon away

Myron: Oh you mean this weapon? Sorry about that beautiful, it just seems to... Pop out all the time, you know?

You: Yeah, and i've heard it goes off prematurely as well.

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Vic. (after he's been travelling with you for some time)

You: I need you to remove your weapon.

Vic: Sure thing boss!

You: Could you stop calling me boss?

Vic: Sure thing chief!

You: I'm serius!

Vic: You got it sport!

You: Uugh...

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Thats all for now... Untill i remember some more

If you are a pornstar,
prostitute : I loved you in Good Will Humping!
and to Mrs. Wright "we need someone like you"

marcus : enemy meet gun, gun meet enemy.

-he's dead jim
this was a easter egg buy i don't remember where were come from

-me torr (poor idiot )

Wrightkid - Die, Salvatore-face!!

or when talking to one of them, the robot thread....

I'm not sure where this is from, I guess while working as deputy sheriff in Redding:

"I'm here to bring justice to you all. 9mm justice that is."

I found it funny when I was in an encounter with raiders and one said...

"I'm here to kick ass, and chew bubble gum... Lucky for you I have one stick left." as she ran away.

I dont remember the quote but when Hakunin says "You are well" the Chosen one says something like "no speeches, no interminable speeches, are you ok?"

Up yours and have a bullet breakfast! - talking to Vault 15 Guard.

[QUOTE=Monolith]I'm not sure where this is from, I guess while working as deputy sheriff in Redding:

"I'm here to bring justice to you all. 9mm justice that is." [/QUOTE]

lol, that one's great. :laugh:
Similar to the talk with Bishop after you sleep with his daughter or wife.

Chosen One: "Bad policy? How about I introduce you to my policy, my 9mm policy."
Or something like that.

And of course (I can't remember his name - but the event is cool): Hey *insert guy who stole from Salvatore boss*! Catch! *Throw land mine in man hole*

Myron (if you are sexy female, and asks him again how he made jet)

Myron: We've been over this. Look, ill be your love slave beautiful, but i aint gonna be your memory.

You: I'd rather kiss Marcus than i would be your love slave! No offense Marcus...[/

[QUOTE=Fenix]
And of course (I can't remember his name - but the event is cool): Hey *insert guy who stole from Salvatore boss*! Catch! *Throw land mine in man hole*[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, that one was hilarious :laugh::laugh:

Sorry, can't remember exact dialogies, but generally all those dialogies at the beginning of the game in Klamath where townfolks refers you as a stupid tribal.
Those are just so funny, especially character's responses :laugh::laugh:

Dialogues

A couple of funny lines from New Reno:

At the Golden Globe, when asking to star in a porn movie
Chosen One "Do you have ..ehh... an opening I could fill

A prostitute at Cat's Paw, while Chosen wears power armor
"Well... Ok, but I get to be on top"

A local on 2nd floor of Mordino's, while Chosen wears power armor
"Are you some kind of arcade machine"
(this guy has a LOT of great comments about you and your power armor, just keep clicking him)

In one of the casinoes in New Reno, there is a comedian who keeps telling bad jokes. But sometimes he will start talking about Myron, and its quite funny actually, when you have him in your party. It goes something like this

Comedian: You ever heard about that geek myron?

Myron: Huh?

Comedian: I mean, that guy was living in his parents basement for so many years, untill he decided he'd move into Mordinos.

Myron: Is he talking about me?

Comedian: (some crack joke that i cant remember now (sorry, i will put it in later))

Crowd: Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Myron: What the!? How dare he!?

You: Don't mind him Myron, he doesnt know what he's talking about.

heh that's weird... but it's funny

what about that fight between a kokoweef and a morningstar mine worker in malamute saloon, when you become a deputy sheriff of redding? i was laughing my ass off when i was reading that :laugh:

and don't forget the conversation with the Enclave trooper through a terminal in the gecko power plant?
trooper: oh, a wise guy, huh? look, pal, whoever you are, i've just dispatched a verti-assault team on your location. have a nice day.
chosen one: uh-huh. and what do they do?
trooper: well, they usually just go in shooting and let the scientists dig through the remains
choson one: oh, goodie! i looove fireworks!

and another one, quote from several troopers on the enclave oil rig: "Jody's home now, smokin' grass, Jody's pumpin' your wife's ..."

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(ok thats about as funny as it gets i suppose)

Apart from that, i think that Goris' name has already been posted several times.

[QUOTE=Woozaii]
Apart from that, i think that Goris' name has already been posted several times.[/QUOTE]
right, i must have missed that post, sorry about that