HE SAID WHAT!?! Dialogue Favourites

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:07 pm

There is one thing I think truely makes Fallout 2 the best of all the Fallouts, something distinct and gives it huge character beyond any game I've ever played. Any game can have good graphics and story telling but the thing that makes Fallout, Fallout is the dialogue.

Everyone's seen something that's made them laugh out loud whether it idle npc chatter, skill descriptions, location descriptions or even item info.

Now the question is, what are your favourite lines of dialogue in Fallout?

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Father Tully (New Reno):
What else would you expect to hear from a neglected woman who's curves could cure the blind? Have you seen her rack? My word!

Johnson (Broken Hills):
Hey who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house?
Chosen One: I'm here to rob you

Chosen One (Informing Johnson about his missing wife):
Chosen One: Was she a hottie with no legs?
Johnson: NO! She had great legs!
Chosen: Well her legs aren't so great now, they are OFF! Completely OFF!!! Separated from her bodym she died painfully too you know.

Monolith · Post by **Monolith** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:54 pm

That old ghul with the talking head in Gecko. I forgot his name...anyway, I love that dialogue! The next one I like most would be the dialogue with that Enclave guy you can talk to in the atomic power plant through network. Another talking head

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Locutus · Post by **Locutus** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:49 am

(was it?)Harold : Just kiddin' , his name's BOB!

and offcourse, the Chosen One's dialogue options with Int 3 and less
(Fire baaad!)
(Ooook!)
(mhm)
(...)
and (very often the only option) - End Dialogue -

lellebror_erik · Post by **lellebror_erik** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:15 pm

Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum....
And im all out of bubblegum...

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:51 am

[QUOTE=lellebror_erik]Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum....
And im all out of bubblegum...[/QUOTE]
That one is so funny. BTW, does anybody knows what happens if I say that? Haven't tried it and was just wondering what happens if I do

Da_venom · Post by **Da_venom** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:15 am

ehm one question...

do you really know all the dialogue in and out or is it just a thing u just seen?

Monolith · Post by **Monolith** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:05 pm

We know all the dialogue in and out. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Da_venom · Post by **Da_venom** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:22 am

lol just crazy work

lellebror_erik · Post by **lellebror_erik** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:35 pm

if u say the "bubblegum" line the sheriff says some thing like:
"I cant belive you used that corny line, you have seen to many westerns."

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:11 am

But he doesn't turn hostile? Good, thanx.

Deadalready · Post by **Deadalready** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:00 am

Prostitute (New Reno)
Of course I'm a female... just ignore the adam's apple.

You must be really afraid of STDs to be wearing that thing

YES they're real and NO you can't touch

Phylis (Vault City Vault)
Chosen: I have noticed that there aren't any children in the city
Phylis: That's because of the pregancy cycles that Vault City has
Chosen: Oh I just thought it was because this was the european version of Fallout

Chosen: I have noticed the similarity of citizens in the city
Phylis: You too? I figured that there was a cloning accident in the past, it's as if there's only 10 different kinds of people in the world.

Marcus (Broken Hills)
Huff, huff, huff... need more action points

I feel as if I have surpassed some arbituary level requirement and gained more power.

Monolith · Post by **Monolith** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 8:39 pm

Prostitute in New Reno:
"I have an opening you could fill." I couldn't stop laughing LOL

Darkstone · Post by **Darkstone** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:02 pm

IN 3 or less

Playing with an IN of 3 or less:

Elder (very slowly): "Klamath! Vic!! Go!! Now!!!"

Chosen One: Urg!

And

Chosen One: Me give nice lady hug!

Lynnette: Keep away!!!

and

Torr: I say there, my good man, might I trouble you for a moment?

Chosen One: Oh, no trouble at all, old chap! How might I be of assistance?

Torr: My cattle are being threatened by radscorpions and unfortunately those horrible creatures give me the absolute willies!

(Also chewing on the steering wheel of the car, and pulling all those nasty multi-colored lightning-spitting snakes out of the metal boxes in Vault City.)

smithrd3512 · Post by **smithrd3512** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:32 pm

Well my favorite line is in Klamath.

After you killed both Smiley and Torr. You go back and tell his girlfriend

"Oh they are both dead as doornails or what pieces that hasn't ended up as gecko ****"

Monolith · Post by **Monolith** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:18 am

You can say it to *Dangerous* Dan in Redding:

"Opinions are like *censorship => arseholes

* , Dan - everyone's got 'em and they all stink"

I just love that line

lellebror_erik · Post by **lellebror_erik** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:06 am

Melichior - Sh**!Me only got fat rats left.

Krusader · Post by **Krusader** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:58 pm

"Didn't your folks explain that to you?" -Marcus, after being asked about his "experience" in the prostit house.

NegitiveZero · Post by **NegitiveZero** » Sat May 28, 2005 11:00 pm

(after aquiring power armor)
"How do you go to the bathroom in that thing?"

(after finishing the game and going back to New Reno for book)
A book containing everything you need to know about Fall Out 2. Now wouldn't that have been good to have at the God ****ed begining.

Countless others that aren't on the top of my mind.

stickylungs · Post by **stickylungs** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:46 pm

Johnson (Broken Hills):
Hey who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house?
Chosen One: I'm here to rob you

Squdhazard · Post by **Squdhazard** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:14 pm

They shoot Ghouls on sight, makes conversation a bit tricky.
-Harold-

That is funniest i think