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[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]And also,Inoticed that when any girl that ever called me never had anything to say to me.They usually wanted to talk or tojust say hi.What an irrelevant way to waste time...[/QUOTE]

Yes, I just love getting calls from a female and her not knowing what to say, and my being confused as to why she's calling without anything to say. Then, I get hit with [***** voice]"Well, if you aren't going to say anything I don't know why I bothered to call you. *click*"[\***** voice]

Well, if someone initiates a conversation with another person, without a topic to discuss, obviously it has a good chance of failure.

Why is it people do that? If it's just they happen to miss another person, why not call and simply say so rather than hold silent hoping to recieve something back from the person you've called and not letting them in on whats going on.

I don't mind talking to a female friend over the phone about absolutely nothing, I think it can be called phone spam...

I could probably look at two girls kissing for ages, it is so facinating

Well, there's a difference between simply babbling when not talking about anything important and when there is nothing being said. If someone calls me and doesn't say anything beyond "hi" and then gets irritated we aren't talking, they're just being silly.

Magrus wrote:1. How is it males can be obsessed with seeing two girls kissing and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.

Mostly very young males or males living in sexually restricted environments are fascinated by two girls kissing. I believe it's the same fascination as seeing girls masturbate, it's a display of explicit female sexuality without also seeing a hairy butt. The idea that horny girls do it with each other until a male (ie you, the secret watcher) comes along and take them both, is an age-old porn stereotype.

2. Why is it females happen to wiggle in their sleep? Guys can't sleep dealing with that next to them!

Your girls have ADHD or have a history of heavy use of amphetamines? Women don't wiggle more than men in their sleep.

3. Why do people call just to talk, but don't have anything to say?

You must have picked a generally confused bunch of people to give your phone number to. Nobody ever calls me without having anything to say. If a friend calls "just to talk" they always want to talk about some specific topic/s or they have some specific question.

4. Why is it girls get offended when a guy offers to make them breakfast in bed?

Because they find you unattractive and feel offended because you obviously thought they would find you attractive? Or because it's a cheap worn one-liner if you say it like that? I don't know really, it depends on how you say it, perhaps you sound like you take it for granted that they will say yes, and then they may be offended because of that.

5. Why do people have fascinations with guns?

People=Americans mostly, it's not so common amoung people in other parts of the world. In Europe, gun fascination is associated to psychiatric disorder and social problems, in the US it seems more common among people in general. I think it's because in the US you have a culture where guns, killing and violence is strongly connected to power and success among large groups of the population.

Because I have the ultimate authority on everything and anything I will answer all your questions.


1. How is it males can be obsessed with seeing two girls kissing and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.
I'll alter your question to one with a more obvious answer. The answer to both your question and the altered one is the same.
How is it males like sex and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.


2. Why is it females happen to wiggle in their sleep? Guys can't sleep dealing with that next to them!
The wiggling is caused by nightmares which are in turn caused by the horrible lives they live.

3. Why do people call just to talk, but don't have anything to say?
Because they are vapid, wish to fill their life with empty conversations, but fail at conversing on even the most basic of levels.

4. Why is it girls get offended when a guy offers to make them breakfast in bed?
Because they are cynical and suspect ulterior motives not for a second believing someone can be nice for no reason. They are also for the most part right. You are also implying they can't cook their own breakfast and are thus repressing the modern liberated woman.
5. Why do people have fascinations with guns?
It gives the insecure a false sense of power. If I were to go Freudian, I'd say it's their repressed sexuality acting up, the guns representing the almighty phallus. That would also explain CM's fascination with the Desert Eagle - one of the largest handguns available.


edit: wait, were we meant to be serious?

[QUOTE=Magrus]5. Why do people have fascinations with guns? [/QUOTE]
According to Freud, those who fear to hold a weapon have repressed sexual frustrations

[QUOTE=Brynn]According to Freud, those who fear to hold a weapon have repressed sexual frustrations[/QUOTE]
Not fearing something is very different than being fascinated with it

3. Why do people call just to talk, but don't have anything to say?



5. Why do people have fascinations with guns?

Number three (IMHO) would cover shy people at a young age, once this person/persons gains years and still has this problem..they have no life.

Number five could be anything from a sense of power to a crackpot looking to take out the world. Fear nothing more than a person bullied at a young age and then given a gun.

Now my "why"

Why do I drive fast everywhere I go?

i'd say its the dread of being late, the dread of dissapointing someone, the dread of not being perfect

thats why i'd drive fast, other then for the thrill

[QUOTE=Weasel]Why do I drive fast everywhere I go?[/QUOTE]
Because you're

[QUOTE=Spikey_Creature]i'd say its the dread of being late, the dread of dissapointing someone, the dread of not being perfect

thats why i'd drive fast, other then for the thrill[/QUOTE]

When I was younger, the thrill. Now that I have aged, I would say habit.

The reason behind my "why", I will be attending my 4th driving class next week...yes for speeding.


@Vicsun LMAO I would say this smilie covers me better. >Insert Crazy Smilie <

Because you're :crazy:


edit: not working. You'll have to accept until further notice.

[QUOTE=Weasel]When I was younger, the thrill. Now that I have aged, I would say habit.[/quote]

Kids will do that to you, oldtimer. Anger, frustration, world wars, death, destruction on a galactic scale--it's all due to kids. You realize of course that Darth Vader had to babysit a very large family?

[QUOTE=Weasel]The reason behind my "why", I will be attending my 4th driving class next week...yes for speeding.
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LOL, you should live in Germany. (Unless it is only in urban areas you drive too fast). A friend of mine got herself a really crappy and uncomfortable car, that way she was not so tempted to drive very fast anymore, since the entire car started rocking and shaking as soon as you hit 100 km/h

The guy who used to be my clinical supervisor is like you, he is now 55-ish and I don't know how many times he has lost his driving licence for speeding...In Sweden, you only get fined for driving less than 30 km/h too fast, if you drive more than 30 km/h too fast you loose your driving license for 3 months.

Be glad you don't live in Belgium. With the government's new superfines plan, I got a fifty dollar fine for driving 322 meters/hour too fast

A question what causes a headache? I have never understood how a chemical reaction in the brain can be causes by emotions. (I am taking for granted here the assumption that emotions are nothing more than chemical responses, i refuse to believe that logical statment )

As for question 1: Two women do not turn me on. Lesbianism is homosexuality and thus Islamically incorrect.
Guns are fun. I like shooting stuff if you havent noticed.

The rest i havent experienced. Anybody who calls me has a topic, they make sure they do or i hnag up on them.

[quote="CM]It is my secret desire to be made a human slave to a fiesty and horny female and thus Allah can not complain if i am forced into weird and perverse situations by a woman with a gun to my head[/quote]

And this[/i"] is Islamically correct?

Alas i don't know Ignorance is such bliss. An educated guess would say no it is not Islamically accepted, however who am i to think what god that thought?

Vicsun wrote:Because I have the ultimate authority on everything and anything I will answer all your questions.


1. How is it males can be obsessed with seeing two girls kissing and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.
I'll alter your question to one with a more obvious answer. The answer to both your question and the altered one is the same.
How is it males like sex and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.

5. Why do people have fascinations with guns?
It gives the insecure a false sense of power. If I were to go Freudian, I'd say it's their repressed sexuality acting up, the guns representing the almighty phallus. That would also explain CM's fascination with the Desert Eagle - one of the largest handguns available.


edit: wait, were we meant to be serious?

Serious or not, doesn't matter in the end. Someone will wind up with amusement or wisdom in the end.

As to the girls, my minds been stuck in the gutter since I was placed in the lap of a 12th grade cheerleader my first year of schooling when I was 5. I spent every bus ride that year there too dealing with her antics. I suppose that could be why I'm not amazed by it anymore, that and my lesbian friends. Sex is an entirely different matter from two girls kissing each other however I'm afraid.

As to the guns, yes, this makes so much more sense now. All of those guys arguing who has the most powerful rifle or shotgun makes SO much more sense.

Brynn wrote: According to Freud, those who fear to hold a weapon have repressed sexual frustrations

Could be, I've been told by some girls it seems like I'd need 8 more hours in each day to get rid of all of the urges I have. Then again, I'M not the one who's afraid to hold a weapon. The people that owe me money are afraid of me holding a weapon. So maybe Freud was delirious and got it backwards?

C Elegans wrote: Your girls have ADHD or have a history of heavy use of amphetamines? Women don't wiggle more than men in their sleep.

I think mine just likes to torment me to be honest.

C Elegans wrote:Because they find you unattractive and feel offended because you obviously thought they would find you attractive? Or because it's a cheap worn one-liner if you say it like that? I don't know really, it depends on how you say it, perhaps you sound like you take it for granted that they will say yes, and then they may be offended because of that.

Well, it's generally only something I do when I'm already dating someone, so perhaps it'd be the last one there. More often than not it's good for a a laugh in the morning from the girl though.

Originally Posted by CM
It is my secret desire to be made a human slave to a fiesty and horny female and thus Allah can not complain if i am forced into weird and perverse situations by a woman with a gun to my head

Well now, I think having a gun to my head would kill the mood for me. I really don't need that kind of motivation to go into weird and perverse acts, and they aren't against my religion either. So it's all good.

O.K I have thought of a question that has been bothering me for a long time now.Whay do women use the word "Cute' To describe almost evrything...I remember going to the mall w/My mom and My little sister,(childhood)and all would here was,"OH!This is so cute!" Or "Tis would look so cute on you!"I got really tired of it and It made me want to just scream and yell and trammple all over the place like a 3 year old!