The Why thread of SYM

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:12 pm

So, while reading threads today a thought suddenly struck me. This would be the perfect place to pose those questions of the mysteries of life in general you never quite managed to find the time/nerve/inclination/courage to ask others. All of the things that your curious as to the "why" or "how" of that plague you about the opposite sex, or reality or whatever it so happens to be eluding you.

I've always been innately curious and wanting to know the who, what, when, why and how of whats around me and why people do things. I've reasoned out quite a bit on my own but still, no one knows everything. Perhaps though, with how varied everyone happens to be spread out all over who frequents here wisdom and knowledge could be gained. That or general amusement at the cost of others. Either way, someone benefits right?

Well, here's my thought then. Post a general question in regards to something, anything, no matter how important or ridiculous. If you happen to find a question on here you think you can answer, feel free. If you'd like to make a crack at a goofy question with a goofy answer, feel free there too. If you'd like to break out into discussion of some answer and spam this place, that's ok too. To make things easier, why don't we number the questions we place to keep track of things for referral in answering if everything does happen to get crazy with spam.

To start off, I might as well make things interesting yes?

1. How is it males can be obsessed with seeing two girls kissing and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.

2. Why is it females happen to wiggle in their sleep? Guys can't sleep dealing with that next to them!

3. Why do people call just to talk, but don't have anything to say?

4. Why is it girls get offended when a guy offers to make them breakfast in bed?

5. Why do people have fascinations with guns?

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:17 pm

To answer all 5 is very simple: People are STUPID!!

A question I've always asked myself: If homework gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you power, and power corrupts, then why bother with homework in the first place?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:21 pm

Yeah godslayer is right people are pretty stupid.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:26 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]
1. How is it males can be obsessed with seeing two girls kissing and never happen to get tired of it? This one happens to elude me as I just don't have this type of fascination with it.

2. Why is it females happen to wiggle in their sleep? Guys can't sleep dealing with that next to them!

3. Why do people call just to talk, but don't have anything to say?

4. Why is it girls get offended when a guy offers to make them breakfast in bed?

5. Why do people have fascinations with guns?

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#1 - Its called curiosity, and it is a natural pervert thing.
#2 what is wiggle?
#3 - Because sometimes they get shy and cant really say what they think, or they are anxious to talk but they dont really know how to make it.
#4 - Because it is girly to do so. But they love to be offended with any proposal they'd like. I mean, ask them for sex, they'll slap you in one moment, and be needing that in the other.
#5 - need for power.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:37 pm

Luis Antonio wrote:#1 - Its called curiosity, and it is a natural pervert thing.
#2 what is wiggle?
#3 - Because sometimes they get shy and cant really say what they think, or they are anxious to talk but they dont really know how to make it.
#4 - Because it is girly to do so. But they love to be offended with any proposal they'd like. I mean, ask them for sex, they'll slap you in one moment, and be needing that in the other.
#5 - need for power.

Wiggle (from http://www.dictionary.com): 1.To move back and forth with quick irregular motions: The gelatin wiggled on the plate.
2. To move or proceed with a twisting or turning motion; wriggle: wiggled restlessly in her chair; wiggled through the crowd.

#4-So true and very aptly applies to my question.

A question I've always asked myself: If homework gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you power, and power corrupts, then why bother with homework in the first place?

Busy work, ever hear of it?

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:41 pm

I think Luis really got the guns one. I like guns because they are fun. They're also very powerful. If one person has a gun and the other does not, the former owns the latter.

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:46 pm

I agree. Guns also are a very productive way to take out your anger, as long as you are angry at non-productive members of society

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RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:48 pm

1. Women are creatures of beauty. Their curves, silky skin and such... Like the doublemint commercial tells us... double your pleasure, double your fun.

2. Women are unstable creatures... some are full of evil, lots are actually, and it is in thier natural state of sleep that these demons within the heart of all women stir... Something like that... every girl I've ever had crash here... I wake up with the sheets all gone and her not in the same position she was when we went to bed... ..

3. Limitless reasons. Boredom... feeling alone... me personally... Half the time whatever I am saying dont mean **** so..

4. Women are fickle beasts. They may actually be enjoying the breakfast in bed... but the truth is they need to *****. Its not the breakfast in the morning its just the fact they need to well ... *****.

5. Power.

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:51 pm

A truly baffling question: Why do we feel the urge to post in SYM?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:53 pm

I was going to ask the same question...But my awmser is simple.I have no life!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:08 pm

[QUOTE=RandomThug]4. Women are fickle beasts. They may actually be enjoying the breakfast in bed... but the truth is they need to *****. Its not the breakfast in the morning its just the fact they need to well ... *****.
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The term "breakfast" was used loosely and had no involvement with cooking anything just so you know.

[QUOTE=Godslayer] A truly baffling question: Why do we feel the urge to post in SYM?[/QUOTE]

You people are more interesting than the games I own that brought me to this site.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:09 pm

YEAH!!!It has been a long time scince I have online like something like this

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:11 pm

YEAH!!It has been a long time since I have been on somrthing like this.Sorry clicked post twice.

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:13 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]The term "breakfast" was used loosely and had no involvement with cooking anything just so you know.

You people are more interesting than the games I own that brought me to this site.[/QUOTE]

We are interesting, aren't we.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:16 pm

[QUOTE=Godslayer]We are interesting, aren't we.

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Yes, actually I really do find this place far more interesting most of the time than those game I happened to have to pay for. It's a shame really.

Oh, feel free to ruin the illusion's of others. It's entertaining.

You edited out your post that makes my last sentence relativant you little bugger!

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:24 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yes, actually I really do find this place far more interesting most of the time than those game I happened to have to pay for. It's a shame really.

Oh, feel free to ruin the illusion's of others. It's entertaining.

You edited out your post that makes my last sentence relativant you little bugger!

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I know, sorry

. For everyone else, I said I didn't want to ruin Luis' illusion.

Magrus, you DON'T love your avatar.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:32 pm

[QUOTE=Godslayer]I know, sorry

. For everyone else, I said I didn't want to ruin Luis' illusion.

Magrus, you DON'T love your avatar.

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Oh, but I do. So very much.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:17 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]2. Why is it females happen to wiggle in their sleep? Guys can't sleep dealing with that next to them!

[/QUOTE]I wriggle in my sleep, but I'm not a girl.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:51 pm

[QUOTE=oozae]I wriggle in my sleep, but I'm not a girl.[/QUOTE]

Demortis was wanting to help you fix that I do believe earlier.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:35 pm

And also,Inoticed that when any girl that ever called me never had anything to say to me.They usually wanted to talk or tojust say hi.What an irrelevant way to waste time...